#Maximize
Maximize Candy Acquisition - Gator Days
October 18, 2024 at 4:55 PM
The purpose of government is not to maximize earnings to investors
October 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“The scariest words in the English language are ‘I’m from the private sector and I’m here to maximize efficiency.’”
March 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
5 ways YOU can use the torment nexus to maximize your workflow
October 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
two queens coming together to maximize their joint slay
June 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Pro-Trump billionaires like Musk and Ellison didn’t buy media outlets to maximize the company’s profits.

They bought media companies to maximize their power—and minimize the opposition’s ability to disseminate the truth.
I still don’t really understand who this is supposed to be for. If you want the unabashedly pro-America news you know where to get it and are already receiving it, CBS is for people who still want regular reporting in a non-24/7 format. Do you think they won’t notice and turn it off?
We love frosting and make no apologies
January 2, 2026 at 10:48 PM
To maximize how much semen goes into you, gently rub these with both hands at the same time.
May 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Wow I can’t believe companies maximize profits instead of social well being. Someone should look into this
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
July 28, 2026 at 12:16 PM
If you want to be a top floater you need to maximize your "floatability"
January 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
He should do this so we can see if Google will change it. Maximize the contradictions
Everything is just impossibly dumb
September 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
when a queen meets up another queen to maximize their joint slay
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January 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
April 10, 2024 at 4:37 PM
commissioning custom crystal dilators to maximize my yonic energy output
September 23, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below.
September 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
when two oomfs link up to maximize their joint smoke 😌😌😌 @bearybig4u.bsky.social
July 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Really going to maximize the blast radius, that’s smart
Bernie isn't admitting he is wrong *now*.
October 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
They have been attacking the capital for almost the entire day, yes, during the day, not at night, to maximize casualties.
September 23, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Part of our descent into competitive authoritarianism. Targeting opposition politicians for retaliation and announcing investigations publicly to maximize damage to them.
May 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Maximize beauty to maximize your life. However and wherever you can. Don’t live an ugly life. In thought or in deed. You waste your life and ruin others. It’s a choice. I choose beauty every day.
April 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The bipartisan housing bill limits the ability of corporate landlords to maximize profits. This is why Trump doesn’t like it.

(H/T @atrupar.com )
June 24, 2026 at 11:14 PM
We are such a funny little species. Some of us collect seashells. Others like to "maximize revenue"
July 17, 2024 at 4:14 PM
New: New wave of terminations today at FDA. People arrived this morning and found out while waiting in line to go through security that they no longer worked there. A common pattern with DOGE: planning to maximize humiliation/disrespect.
April 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Here at the Labyrinth of Infinite Horrors our goal is to maximize unregretted user minutes
January 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
doing to 2 taco hack to maximize my energy at low cost
October 8, 2024 at 5:20 PM