#Maximize
Southern California is a place designed to maximize the chances that you will be killed by a car.
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At least three people are dead and three others are injured after an SUV crashed into a group of pedestrians near a Metro entrance in the North Hollywood neighborhood of Los Angeles, officials said. https://cnn.it/3XiyZxX
November 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Maximize your efforts
November 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
how can I maximize shareholder value with all this downtime???
November 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
It's fascinating to me because it's clearly not accidental. Those kids coordinated to ride together, and to ride responsibly, to maximize their safety.
November 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
They’ll maximize the damage they can do during this lame duck session, pushing through reckless legislation and loyalist judicial nominees.

This is why the impeachment vote mattered. It would at a minimum tie them up in floor debates.

Dems have to get smarter and find ways to run out the clock.
You know how absolutely evil and immoral fascist MAGA republicans are? They voted today to cut nearly $60B in veteran disability benefits on Veteran’s Day.

That’s their cruel response to the voters who chose progressive change and the blue Tsunami. Vote them all TF out forever.
November 12, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Interesting: Rep Ted Lieu tells us he's discussed using inherent contempt with House Dem leadership.

We encountered skepticism of the idea, but it's a good sign that Dems are talking about how to maximize their power. Impeachment of cabinet officials will be key:

newrepublic.com/article/2177...
November 10, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I'm not being cute but isn't there a sort of parallel or analogous thing re "maximize shareholder value no matter the cost" and "maximize my own personal pleasure/rewards no matter the cost"?
November 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Companies have always tried to maximize profits, but now there are a host of sophisticated tools to determine the prices of the goods and services they sell. https://to.pbs.org/4kuSmhd
How companies are using AI to make you spend more money
Companies have always tried to maximize profits, but now there are a host of sophisticated tools to determine the prices of the goods and services they sell. At a time when so many Americans are frustrated with rising costs, those tools are under greate...
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November 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Trying to maximize the number of father figures I can give an oc
November 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
This is how he gets elected. A district gerrymandered to maximize his sad existence.
November 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Intercrop fast-growing plants with slower ones to maximize space.

#regenerativegardening #organicgardening #soilhealth
November 10, 2026 at 5:30 AM
"Stop crying, kid. I'm doing this to maximize Democratic electability!"
November 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
That's why the parties don't maximize for winning all the time, and dreams of achieving permanent majorities are a mirage. They maximize for winning about half the time and are then coherent enough to govern as their voters want when they win. And of course the other party is playing the same game.
November 8, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Vikings G.M. Nolan Teasley on the Kirk Cousins trade: “This roster has earned the right to explore the potential to maximize where we can take this thing.
Nolan Teasley: This roster has "earned the right" to maximize its potential with Kirk Cousins
"We didn't acquire Kirk to not play," the Vikings G.M. said.
www.nbcsports.com
November 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Point is, this whole media environment is designed to maximize division, and the appearance of division, and in blowing it up, it turns a unreal thing into a real thing that real Democrats have to contend with.
November 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
My kitty was good at parading directly across my nipples-to maximize the startle/wake situation.
November 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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November 11, 2026 at 1:16 PM
My sona is a dog in order to maximize my chances of getting laid by insane cis white women.
November 10, 2026 at 1:21 PM
there was a post going around positioning a federal jobs guarantee against ubi but i think both at the same time are good with a heavily reduced amount of work week hours to maximize people's free time. and throw in artist stipends and massive expansions to the welfare state too of course
November 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
What if the last test build for my game was public?
I think it would help maximize feedback.
November 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
it does not maximize shareholder value
November 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
finding a penny and waiting until 12:01 to pick it up to maximize the amount of luck-time I get
November 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
fun fact: I have never once worked to maximize shareholder value.
My employers over the years were a public library system, a public university, a private nonprofit university, and, mostly, myself.
which is probably why I don't find it soul-sucking to work hard.
November 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Jensen Huang used AI to maximize his time for affairs, which is why he has a tattoo that says “Claude is My Wingman”
November 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Central Coast strawberry workers are going through the field and getting rid of the runner growth. This work is important to maximize fruit size and yield, and keep the plants concentrated in the best location for growth. #WeFeedYou
November 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM