February 22, 2024 at 12:25 AM
The Lightning McCrocs stay on during mulligans.
November 16, 2024 at 7:40 PM
The Lightning McCrocs stay on during mulligans.
the Lightning McCrocs stay ON in bed and no i will NOT take them out of sport mode
June 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
the Lightning McCrocs stay ON in bed and no i will NOT take them out of sport mode
thank you for the birthday wishes gang! look what @bseyonce.bsky.social and @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social got me respectively! lovely shirts and very excellent Lightning McCrocs!! 💖💖
February 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
thank you for the birthday wishes gang! look what @bseyonce.bsky.social and @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social got me respectively! lovely shirts and very excellent Lightning McCrocs!! 💖💖
Apparently a much less expensive adult sized version of McCrocs dropped that don’t light up.
Y’all know where my burthday bucks are goinnnn ✨ *buys 2 pairs*
Y’all know where my burthday bucks are goinnnn ✨ *buys 2 pairs*
June 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Apparently a much less expensive adult sized version of McCrocs dropped that don’t light up.
Y’all know where my burthday bucks are goinnnn ✨ *buys 2 pairs*
Y’all know where my burthday bucks are goinnnn ✨ *buys 2 pairs*
the lightning mccrocs...
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
the lightning mccrocs...
He was actually wearing the Lightning McCrocs. My uncle works at Nintedo and has confirmed this is canon
April 30, 2026 at 2:58 AM
He was actually wearing the Lightning McCrocs. My uncle works at Nintedo and has confirmed this is canon
Every time I accompany my wife to a doctor visit I make a point of dressing nice because well... you know transes and medical professionals, but also a side of "maybe impress the lady doctor who also dresses nice"
So of course today's appointment is with Beardy McCrocs, Jr. and The Athletic Lady 😾
So of course today's appointment is with Beardy McCrocs, Jr. and The Athletic Lady 😾
October 5, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Every time I accompany my wife to a doctor visit I make a point of dressing nice because well... you know transes and medical professionals, but also a side of "maybe impress the lady doctor who also dresses nice"
So of course today's appointment is with Beardy McCrocs, Jr. and The Athletic Lady 😾
So of course today's appointment is with Beardy McCrocs, Jr. and The Athletic Lady 😾
omg are these the lightning mccrocs
December 22, 2024 at 12:55 AM
omg are these the lightning mccrocs
Out of the many things wrong with the McDonalds Crocs Crossover Clogs: the shoe not being called the McCrocs was not the first that came to mind.
November 16, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Out of the many things wrong with the McDonalds Crocs Crossover Clogs: the shoe not being called the McCrocs was not the first that came to mind.
I need the McCrocs😭
we have reached the logical end of the brand-consumer-social media feedback loop
February 18, 2024 at 3:09 PM
I need the McCrocs😭
They doooo! With a lil hook on the back to tow yer McCrocs ✨
August 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They doooo! With a lil hook on the back to tow yer McCrocs ✨
if youre gonna wear crocs to a theme park and destroy your feet they gotta at least be cool crocs. like the lightning mccrocs. or the scooby doo crocs
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
if youre gonna wear crocs to a theme park and destroy your feet they gotta at least be cool crocs. like the lightning mccrocs. or the scooby doo crocs
Okay, this one has two references for the price of one. You get the ongoing gag that @qazaraspel.bsky.social wears lightning mccrocs despite his pngtuber not having feet and that those crocs are covered in the hair from his pet smilodon, Mr. Muffinberry.
June 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Okay, this one has two references for the price of one. You get the ongoing gag that @qazaraspel.bsky.social wears lightning mccrocs despite his pngtuber not having feet and that those crocs are covered in the hair from his pet smilodon, Mr. Muffinberry.
The McCrocs.
August 8, 2026 at 12:46 PM
The McCrocs.
One of these days, I'm gonna get my own pair of Lightning McCrocs.....
But today's not that day, so I'm playing more Cars!
twitch.tv/frankpro53
But today's not that day, so I'm playing more Cars!
twitch.tv/frankpro53
September 24, 2024 at 2:24 AM
One of these days, I'm gonna get my own pair of Lightning McCrocs.....
But today's not that day, so I'm playing more Cars!
twitch.tv/frankpro53
But today's not that day, so I'm playing more Cars!
twitch.tv/frankpro53
now that i know the meaning of this post i must reshare for when i put my lightning mccrocs in sport mode tomorrow.
March 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
now that i know the meaning of this post i must reshare for when i put my lightning mccrocs in sport mode tomorrow.
Looks like McDonald’s gonna be dropping some Crocs tomorrow. So are they like McCrocs or Ray Crocs?
November 14, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Looks like McDonald’s gonna be dropping some Crocs tomorrow. So are they like McCrocs or Ray Crocs?
can't believe you actually got the Lightning McCrocs lmao
can't be there this time, I'll be there in spirit
can't be there this time, I'll be there in spirit
October 20, 2023 at 7:03 PM
can't believe you actually got the Lightning McCrocs lmao
can't be there this time, I'll be there in spirit
can't be there this time, I'll be there in spirit
One McCrocs and a large fry plz
December 13, 2024 at 7:01 AM
One McCrocs and a large fry plz
me during burning tires: changbin and innie look at this [holds up lightning mccrocs]
May 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
me during burning tires: changbin and innie look at this [holds up lightning mccrocs]
i got these for half-off which is still way too much, so i decided to return them and i was so very sad.
i decided ima keep them because really - what in the actual ufck? these are amazing #hamburglar #McCrocs #McDonaldsfounderwasRayCroc #coincidenceorconspiracy #thisiswhyiwork #icantbetrusted
i decided ima keep them because really - what in the actual ufck? these are amazing #hamburglar #McCrocs #McDonaldsfounderwasRayCroc #coincidenceorconspiracy #thisiswhyiwork #icantbetrusted
July 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
i got these for half-off which is still way too much, so i decided to return them and i was so very sad.
i decided ima keep them because really - what in the actual ufck? these are amazing #hamburglar #McCrocs #McDonaldsfounderwasRayCroc #coincidenceorconspiracy #thisiswhyiwork #icantbetrusted
i decided ima keep them because really - what in the actual ufck? these are amazing #hamburglar #McCrocs #McDonaldsfounderwasRayCroc #coincidenceorconspiracy #thisiswhyiwork #icantbetrusted
In case you're wondering what the Thanksgiving singing preacher lady is up to this holiday season, she's shilling for shellfish singing a new jingle for Red Lobster
(the selected image teases the new McD's Crocs collaboration, somehow not named McCrocs)
(the selected image teases the new McD's Crocs collaboration, somehow not named McCrocs)
Beans, Greens, Potatoes, Red Lobster?
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November 24, 2023 at 12:59 AM
In case you're wondering what the Thanksgiving singing preacher lady is up to this holiday season, she's shilling for shellfish singing a new jingle for Red Lobster
(the selected image teases the new McD's Crocs collaboration, somehow not named McCrocs)
(the selected image teases the new McD's Crocs collaboration, somehow not named McCrocs)