Ain’t no way! 😳

Sometimes I think my life is a poorly written sitcom. 🤔

Who’s the producer of these wild coincidences—God or Netflix? 🎬✨

#PlotTwists #CoincidenceOrConspiracy #lifePlotTwists #storytelling #wildCoincidences #lifeAsSitcom #comedy

Was just told that there's a gentleman volunteer in Perkins Rare Bk Rm who goes by the name of Mr Moriarty...#Duke #CoincidenceOrConspiracy

i got these for half-off which is still way too much, so i decided to return them and i was so very sad.
i decided ima keep them because really - what in the actual ufck? these are amazing #hamburglar #McCrocs #McDonaldsfounderwasRayCroc #coincidenceorconspiracy #thisiswhyiwork #icantbetrusted