no, it’s me.
ok kids
it comes to understanding what democratic voters and the American people want, who has a better track record
this Obama guy or Molly Conger?
@socialistdogmom.bsky.social
@barackobama.bsky.social
Just me, gonna throw this out, I'm going with the guy who won two presidential elections
it comes to understanding what democratic voters and the American people want, who has a better track record
this Obama guy or Molly Conger?
@socialistdogmom.bsky.social
@barackobama.bsky.social
Just me, gonna throw this out, I'm going with the guy who won two presidential elections
November 5, 2026 at 8:37 AM
no, it’s me.
this happened to me
November 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
this happened to me
mechanic: we found a rat in your engine chewing on hoses
me: guess we’ll have to work with him
mechanic: ?
me: we need to focus on unity
me: guess we’ll have to work with him
mechanic: ?
me: we need to focus on unity
November 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
mechanic: we found a rat in your engine chewing on hoses
me: guess we’ll have to work with him
mechanic: ?
me: we need to focus on unity
me: guess we’ll have to work with him
mechanic: ?
me: we need to focus on unity
This one shook me up a bit.
Never forget…..
Never forget…..
November 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
This one shook me up a bit.
Never forget…..
Never forget…..
Cry me a river.
November 4, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Cry me a river.
KEVIN: *pinches bridge of nose until it looks painful*
KEVIN: So it’s torturing a simulation of me?
ME: Yup!
KEVIN: But not me.
ME: Nope!
KEVIN: WHY WOULD I CARE?!?
ME: Ohhhhh, well, see, they think they’re already in a simulation—
KEVIN: *gets out his book and attempts to ignore me*
KEVIN: So it’s torturing a simulation of me?
ME: Yup!
KEVIN: But not me.
ME: Nope!
KEVIN: WHY WOULD I CARE?!?
ME: Ohhhhh, well, see, they think they’re already in a simulation—
KEVIN: *gets out his book and attempts to ignore me*
November 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
KEVIN: *pinches bridge of nose until it looks painful*
KEVIN: So it’s torturing a simulation of me?
ME: Yup!
KEVIN: But not me.
ME: Nope!
KEVIN: WHY WOULD I CARE?!?
ME: Ohhhhh, well, see, they think they’re already in a simulation—
KEVIN: *gets out his book and attempts to ignore me*
KEVIN: So it’s torturing a simulation of me?
ME: Yup!
KEVIN: But not me.
ME: Nope!
KEVIN: WHY WOULD I CARE?!?
ME: Ohhhhh, well, see, they think they’re already in a simulation—
KEVIN: *gets out his book and attempts to ignore me*
Drew sent me this
November 6, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Drew sent me this
Come get cozy with me
November 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Come get cozy with me
they can’t afford me
speaking of that I assume you will be getting bret Stephens column in the NYT?
November 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
they can’t afford me
WORK WITH ME PLEASE SAVE ME
November 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
WORK WITH ME PLEASE SAVE ME
after voting today they pulled me aside and told me i was the first person ever to vote 100% correct. they sent me to a nearby fire station and told me i was allowed to drive the fire truck, which i soon crashed into an electrical substation. and now i'm just sitting in the fire truck. and i'm bored
November 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
after voting today they pulled me aside and told me i was the first person ever to vote 100% correct. they sent me to a nearby fire station and told me i was allowed to drive the fire truck, which i soon crashed into an electrical substation. and now i'm just sitting in the fire truck. and i'm bored
Me alegro.
November 5, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Me alegro.
It will give me tremendous pleasure not to have to see this fuckface anymore.
November 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
It will give me tremendous pleasure not to have to see this fuckface anymore.
El-Sayed: Donald. I know, you, you struggled with my name. So after JD swears me in in January, you can just go on and call me senator.
November 4, 2026 at 6:46 AM
El-Sayed: Donald. I know, you, you struggled with my name. So after JD swears me in in January, you can just go on and call me senator.
I cannot legally describe the level of satisfaction that this clip brought me
Fox News hosts seem stunned as Bret Baier reads Robert Garcia's "lawyer up" statement on air
November 4, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I cannot legally describe the level of satisfaction that this clip brought me
sorry for continuing these but they sustain me
November 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
sorry for continuing these but they sustain me
I’ve seen enough. No I haven’t. Please keep showing me more.
November 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I’ve seen enough. No I haven’t. Please keep showing me more.
‘Please Guide Me In My Darkest Hour Lord,’ Prays Trump Kneeling Before Portrait Of Himself https://theonion.com/please-guide-me-in-my-darkest-hour-lord-prays-trump-1838748381/
November 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
‘Please Guide Me In My Darkest Hour Lord,’ Prays Trump Kneeling Before Portrait Of Himself https://theonion.com/please-guide-me-in-my-darkest-hour-lord-prays-trump-1838748381/
ABBOT CONCEDED?!
Mac And Me Wheelchair
ALT: Mac And Me Wheelchair
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November 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
ABBOT CONCEDED?!
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦.
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November 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦.
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