Incredible cinematography by ESPN on the measurement in Lexington
November 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Incredible cinematography by ESPN on the measurement in Lexington
JR asks about any false statements again. Then mentions reports of document destruction related to D.C. construction projects and asks about that. Then she asks whether anyone knows what a "zeptosecond" is (true to form). The shortest measurement of time every recorded in a laboratory!
November 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
JR asks about any false statements again. Then mentions reports of document destruction related to D.C. construction projects and asks about that. Then she asks whether anyone knows what a "zeptosecond" is (true to form). The shortest measurement of time every recorded in a laboratory!
@odiumsymposium.bsky.social they're stealing your measurement system
November 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
@odiumsymposium.bsky.social they're stealing your measurement system
Mel Bochner, Measurement Room, 1969
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135262
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135262
November 14, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Mel Bochner, Measurement Room, 1969
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135262
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135262
using bathtubs as a form of measurement for orgasm amount is kinda fun 🥴
like yeah, these cattledog balls can pump out three, drain-clogging tubs worth a' seed at a minimum, and then DOUBLE that total every hour abstained afterwards..
If I did NNN, it would be MESSY ..💦
like yeah, these cattledog balls can pump out three, drain-clogging tubs worth a' seed at a minimum, and then DOUBLE that total every hour abstained afterwards..
If I did NNN, it would be MESSY ..💦
November 14, 2026 at 8:56 AM
using bathtubs as a form of measurement for orgasm amount is kinda fun 🥴
like yeah, these cattledog balls can pump out three, drain-clogging tubs worth a' seed at a minimum, and then DOUBLE that total every hour abstained afterwards..
If I did NNN, it would be MESSY ..💦
like yeah, these cattledog balls can pump out three, drain-clogging tubs worth a' seed at a minimum, and then DOUBLE that total every hour abstained afterwards..
If I did NNN, it would be MESSY ..💦
HE LIES ABOUT HIS NECK MEASUREMENT, YOU NO-CLASS BIMBOS!
November 14, 2026 at 1:57 PM
HE LIES ABOUT HIS NECK MEASUREMENT, YOU NO-CLASS BIMBOS!
HOWIE: Let's have a look at the Fox Cricket G Spot measurement.
HUSS: G Force measurement
HOWIE: That's right. G Force measurement. What does it mean, Huss?
HUSS: Basically, it measures the force of the bowler, Howie. In Gs.
HOWIE: Thanks so much, Huss. That's why they call him Mr Cricket, folks!
HUSS: G Force measurement
HOWIE: That's right. G Force measurement. What does it mean, Huss?
HUSS: Basically, it measures the force of the bowler, Howie. In Gs.
HOWIE: Thanks so much, Huss. That's why they call him Mr Cricket, folks!
November 13, 2026 at 4:31 AM
HOWIE: Let's have a look at the Fox Cricket G Spot measurement.
HUSS: G Force measurement
HOWIE: That's right. G Force measurement. What does it mean, Huss?
HUSS: Basically, it measures the force of the bowler, Howie. In Gs.
HOWIE: Thanks so much, Huss. That's why they call him Mr Cricket, folks!
HUSS: G Force measurement
HOWIE: That's right. G Force measurement. What does it mean, Huss?
HUSS: Basically, it measures the force of the bowler, Howie. In Gs.
HOWIE: Thanks so much, Huss. That's why they call him Mr Cricket, folks!
I only realized recently that a "butt load" was an actual measurement. #BMovieManiacs
November 14, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I only realized recently that a "butt load" was an actual measurement. #BMovieManiacs
Wasn't it objectively by every measurement the least attended and least impactful Congress ever on any planet in our solar system?
November 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Wasn't it objectively by every measurement the least attended and least impactful Congress ever on any planet in our solar system?
His name is spelled Watt and he used smaller mining ponies when he was devising the horsepower measurement.
Of course he also invented the Watt, which can also be used as a measurement of engine power, so the small horses is not a very good excuse.
Of course he also invented the Watt, which can also be used as a measurement of engine power, so the small horses is not a very good excuse.
November 12, 2026 at 1:40 AM
His name is spelled Watt and he used smaller mining ponies when he was devising the horsepower measurement.
Of course he also invented the Watt, which can also be used as a measurement of engine power, so the small horses is not a very good excuse.
Of course he also invented the Watt, which can also be used as a measurement of engine power, so the small horses is not a very good excuse.
"fuckton" is a great unit of measurement, isn't it?
November 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM
"fuckton" is a great unit of measurement, isn't it?
i've started compiling an anime watchlist so expect to see more posts of girls with an absurdly high unit of measurement in the caption
November 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
i've started compiling an anime watchlist so expect to see more posts of girls with an absurdly high unit of measurement in the caption
i wanna see the new measurement train kinda thatd be cool
November 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
i wanna see the new measurement train kinda thatd be cool
Trump: I am the tallest person who ever lived in the history of recorded time, and can fly like superman
Media: administration casts doubt on measurement systems and physics--here's why they might be right
Media: administration casts doubt on measurement systems and physics--here's why they might be right
November 11, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Trump: I am the tallest person who ever lived in the history of recorded time, and can fly like superman
Media: administration casts doubt on measurement systems and physics--here's why they might be right
Media: administration casts doubt on measurement systems and physics--here's why they might be right
Excited to talk about one of my favorite measurement guys
November 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Excited to talk about one of my favorite measurement guys
I endorse using Sabrina Carpenter as a unit of measurement
November 15, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I endorse using Sabrina Carpenter as a unit of measurement
overconfidence in my liquid measurement estimation abilities has made dinner weird once again
November 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
overconfidence in my liquid measurement estimation abilities has made dinner weird once again
A buoy offshore Point Reyes just measured a significant wave height (average of highest 1/3 of waves) of 31.2 feet (9.5 meters) over the past 30 minutes. It’s the second highest wave measurement there in three decades of records, trailing only December 2015 (9.8m).
November 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM
A buoy offshore Point Reyes just measured a significant wave height (average of highest 1/3 of waves) of 31.2 feet (9.5 meters) over the past 30 minutes. It’s the second highest wave measurement there in three decades of records, trailing only December 2015 (9.8m).
My layout sketch from 1987 of Dunbar Castle reconstruction watercolour over Canmore image used as a measurement template to rebuild level by level. #DunbarCastle #Watercolourpainting #HistoryRebuilt #ScottishCastles
November 14, 2026 at 8:14 AM
My layout sketch from 1987 of Dunbar Castle reconstruction watercolour over Canmore image used as a measurement template to rebuild level by level. #DunbarCastle #Watercolourpainting #HistoryRebuilt #ScottishCastles
I love how I looked at my paycheck and went "wow I can buy this much pizza". My favorite unit of measurement.
Someone called me out and said I have used pizza as a measurement of paychecks before and that I didn't adjust for inflation. I said "no that old measurement was for Blaze Pizzas"
Someone called me out and said I have used pizza as a measurement of paychecks before and that I didn't adjust for inflation. I said "no that old measurement was for Blaze Pizzas"
November 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I love how I looked at my paycheck and went "wow I can buy this much pizza". My favorite unit of measurement.
Someone called me out and said I have used pizza as a measurement of paychecks before and that I didn't adjust for inflation. I said "no that old measurement was for Blaze Pizzas"
Someone called me out and said I have used pizza as a measurement of paychecks before and that I didn't adjust for inflation. I said "no that old measurement was for Blaze Pizzas"
This measurement is generally bad and stupid for everyone but its. 😵💫
November 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
This measurement is generally bad and stupid for everyone but its. 😵💫
Surely they have to be absolute units of agricultural measurement? Like Stone, Acre and Hand.
November 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Surely they have to be absolute units of agricultural measurement? Like Stone, Acre and Hand.
Gonna start using "number of Englands" as a measurement system
November 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Gonna start using "number of Englands" as a measurement system
🪖💥🔥Madjar responds to Medinsky regarding “every inch of land” that russians intend to reclaim.
✍️ “An ‘inch’ is a russian unit of measurement, roughly equivalent to the average size of a worm’s... well, you get the idea,” wrote Robert Brovdi.
✍️ “An ‘inch’ is a russian unit of measurement, roughly equivalent to the average size of a worm’s... well, you get the idea,” wrote Robert Brovdi.
November 14, 2026 at 5:46 AM
🪖💥🔥Madjar responds to Medinsky regarding “every inch of land” that russians intend to reclaim.
✍️ “An ‘inch’ is a russian unit of measurement, roughly equivalent to the average size of a worm’s... well, you get the idea,” wrote Robert Brovdi.
✍️ “An ‘inch’ is a russian unit of measurement, roughly equivalent to the average size of a worm’s... well, you get the idea,” wrote Robert Brovdi.