#MedAlert
Going to get this on one of those medalert bracelets.
[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow
September 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
And that same medalert dogtag
August 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
MedAlert bracelet ass
August 28, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Medalert bracelets.
July 21, 2026 at 12:43 AM
These MedAlert ads are getting weird as hell
Can't stop thinking about the Anthony Fantano-ass ICE agent who dropped his gun and then pointed it at bystanders. Really replicating the Nazis' oaf-little weiner dichotomy
September 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Minden kitüntetés sokba kerül, mire megkapod. Ez például abba a csoportba tartozik, amit önkéntes adományokból és nem a medálért dobott össze Magyarország.
January 10, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Older folks want independence and when it snows they’re not all going to huddle inside. Come up with a plan for their shopping and necessities like Dr appys
5. Visit them, call, or check in on them routinely. If high fall risk consider medalert bracelet. Falls are bad, 3 days on the floor is worse.
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
I'm a firm believer that medalert bracelets/pendants should be easily identifiable as such vs looking like regular jewelry, but I allowed myself one wee exception.
🐾
March 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Why does this look like one of those medalert beepers?
May 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My mom recently got a MedAlert device to have in case of emergency when my dad is out of the house. I found out today she calls it: “my home alone necklace”. 🤣🤣🤣
April 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
They disabled the Clapper and the MedAlert bracelets int he capital.
February 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What does it say on your MedAlert bracelet?
July 26, 2024 at 4:11 AM
You mean without clicking my MedAlert?

Sometimes
April 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I've been 40 for a month and so far I've seriously researched expensive pillows to reduce back and neck pain, and I've slipped in the shower. It's time for MedAlert, fam. Maybe I can get in one of those 55+ communities too. Marry me a nice retiree...
October 18, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Medalert macrame?
February 15, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Jesus H Christ. Get ready for CBS Mornings to have a national ad base of MyPillow, Trump memecoins or some other stupid grift, Medalert and/or reverse mortgages, and a promo for Byron Allen’s failing late-night bullshit.
June 26, 2026 at 2:35 AM
sir. sir, we clean your teeth every six months.
April 22, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I once got a medalert bracelet for a friend that said SICK FUCK
March 1, 2024 at 6:49 AM
so if you hit your head and can't figure out the medalert bracelet or your cellphone you can use muscle memory to pick up the landline and call 111. that happened to my grandma. she's fine dw
February 19, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Problem solver: one of those MedAlert bracelets with a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) order.
March 24, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Are you sure it’s not their medalert alarm going off?😏
June 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
hard relate
adrenal crisis threatened my life many times: after a car crash bc I was unable to tell them I had adrenal insufficiency; after a pharmacist dispensed 1mg tablets mislabelled as 5mg; multiple times bc ED docs didn't believe my history, ignored my medalert bracelet and delayed treatment 🙄
as someone who, 20+ yrs ago, lived with undiagnosed hypercortisolism for a number of years and is *still* suffering the after effects... I cannot tell you how hard I relate
like whether it's pred or hydrocort or what your adrenal glands pump out, too much (or too little) cortisol fucks you up
*sigh*
I hear you!

Me: [always skinny, randomly gains 18kg in 10 wks]
Dr: diet/lifestyle
Me: [shows food/exercise diary]
Dr: hypochondriac
Me: 😑
Dr: [repeat gaslighting for 3 yrs/8 docs]
Naturopath: maybe it's cushing's?
Dr: oh look a huge adrenal tumour, that's very rare, we just thought you were fat lol
July 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM