"Trans people require lifelong medical care"
Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
July 24, 2026 at 11:20 AM
"Trans people require lifelong medical care"
Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
I didn’t know it came in medical grade!
January 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I didn’t know it came in medical grade!
Medical diagnosis
September 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Medical diagnosis
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ https://theonion.com/american-medical-association-huge-biceps-are-only-thing-that-matters/
September 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ https://theonion.com/american-medical-association-huge-biceps-are-only-thing-that-matters/
The president had a MRI but won't say why.
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The president had a MRI but won't say why.
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
Dead or alive, Mitch McConnell is on extended medical leave — on your dime.
This is the same Mitch McConnell who voted against: paid family and medical leave for everyone else.
This is the same Mitch McConnell who voted against: paid family and medical leave for everyone else.
July 29, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Dead or alive, Mitch McConnell is on extended medical leave — on your dime.
This is the same Mitch McConnell who voted against: paid family and medical leave for everyone else.
This is the same Mitch McConnell who voted against: paid family and medical leave for everyone else.
His Next Medical.
May 13, 2026 at 11:41 AM
His Next Medical.
The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.
January 24, 2026 at 10:03 PM
The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.
do not take medical advice from Santa Monica Goebbels
August 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
do not take medical advice from Santa Monica Goebbels
Medical science has gone too far.
September 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Medical science has gone too far.
Someone in the crowd is in medical distress while nurses are on stage at the fighting oligarchy rally. The nurses rush off stage to give medical aid
April 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Someone in the crowd is in medical distress while nurses are on stage at the fighting oligarchy rally. The nurses rush off stage to give medical aid
Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
Was he having a medical event while typing this?
December 13, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Was he having a medical event while typing this?
“Ask your Supreme Court Justice which medical procedure is right for you.”
June 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“Ask your Supreme Court Justice which medical procedure is right for you.”
This is why Trump AND the Senate Republicans are a danger to all Americans:
They’ve allowed a man with no medical degree, medical training, or medical experience to be the federal government’s mouthpiece on health issues.
They’ve allowed a man with no medical degree, medical training, or medical experience to be the federal government’s mouthpiece on health issues.
RFK Jr: "We found that there's a direct inverse correlation between fluoride exposure and low IQ in children. So the more you get, the stupider you are."
May 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This is why Trump AND the Senate Republicans are a danger to all Americans:
They’ve allowed a man with no medical degree, medical training, or medical experience to be the federal government’s mouthpiece on health issues.
They’ve allowed a man with no medical degree, medical training, or medical experience to be the federal government’s mouthpiece on health issues.
medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
Schumer on DHS reforms: "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
Medical malpractice makes medical malperfect.
September 7, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Medical malpractice makes medical malperfect.
Your White House medical team today.
September 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Your White House medical team today.
President Jimmy Carter's motorcade departs the Phoebe Sumter Medical Center in Americus, GA.
January 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
President Jimmy Carter's motorcade departs the Phoebe Sumter Medical Center in Americus, GA.
New York employers must now offer paid medical leave during pregnancy
New York employers must now offer paid medical leave during pregnancy
Pregnant New Yorkers will be entitled to at least 20 hours of paid leave to attend prenatal medical appointments under a new law. Gov.
apnews.com
January 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
New York employers must now offer paid medical leave during pregnancy
Why are journalists saying that RFK, Jr. is an "embarrassment to the medical profession".. as if he is a part of the medical profession?
January 21, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Why are journalists saying that RFK, Jr. is an "embarrassment to the medical profession".. as if he is a part of the medical profession?
Californians — don’t take medical advice from President Bleach.
Trust your doctor.
Trust your doctor.
September 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Californians — don’t take medical advice from President Bleach.
Trust your doctor.
Trust your doctor.
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December 5, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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…I GOT INTO MY MEDICAL SCHOOL PROGRAM OF CHOICE!!!
Medical science here I come! 🧡🧡🧡
Medical science here I come! 🧡🧡🧡
December 16, 2024 at 5:36 PM
…I GOT INTO MY MEDICAL SCHOOL PROGRAM OF CHOICE!!!
Medical science here I come! 🧡🧡🧡
Medical science here I come! 🧡🧡🧡