#MedicAlert
getting a medicalert bracelet that simply states: AVENGE ME
July 31, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I am now the sort of person who has a casual and formal MedicAlert bracelet.
February 22, 2024 at 12:00 AM
You turn over my MedicAlert bracelet and the inscription reads "TOO SEXY FOR MILAN"
December 17, 2024 at 2:18 PM
hes filming a Medicalert bracelet commercial?
September 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Diamond-studded 24kt gold Medicalert bracelet
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 PM
My MedicAlert bracelet says: "Do not cut me out of my clothes. And the shoes stay on, they're part of the outfit."
February 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
MedicAlert introducing technology that will allow 911 dispatchers to access records.
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
MedicAlert introducing technology that will allow 911 dispatchers to access records
MedicAlert bracelets are well known to most Canadians — a distinctive piece of jewelry that allows first responders to identify medical conditions in emergencies.
www.ctvnews.ca
May 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
MONTREAL – MedicAlert bracelets are well known to most Canadians — a distinctive piece of jewelry that allows first responders to identify medical conditions in emergencies.
MedicAlert introducing technology that will allow 911 dispatchers to access records
MONTREAL – MedicAlert bracelets are well known to most Canadians — a distinctive piece of jewelry that allows first responders to identify medical conditions in emergencies.
www.winnipegfreepress.com
May 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
A dozen phone calls later, one of which was an extended horror-movie loop during which a bot tried to sell us MedicAlert necklaces and we could not leave, we finally got through to an antiquated device known as a "human." "Oh," she said. "Don't worry. The AI often reads reflections as scratches." x
June 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
MedicAlert introducing technology that will allow 911 dispatchers to access records www.thecanadianpressnews.ca/quebec/medic... @katrinedesautels.bsky.social @medicalertca.bsky.social

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May 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
my medicalert bracelet says "give the rest of my corndog to professor kiosk"
March 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Grandma smacking the medicalert bracelet out of my hands as I try to give it to her
July 7, 2023 at 6:11 PM
Looks like a MedicAlert for people who say "actualize."
May 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Grant's medIcalert bracelet:

FUCK OFF. AND TELL NO ONE YOU SAW ME HERE
February 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Are they exchanging friendship bracelets, because I feel like they should be exchanging friendship bracelets.

(Bonus if the bracelets match MedicAlert bracelets for all those hot for Luigi, mad at insurance companies, and living with chronic conditions.)
February 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
a medicalert bracelet that says SCARED
it’s tuesday and thankfully we were all spared it also being april 1st

y’all know the drill by now, show me those brain worms 💕
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
April 2, 2024 at 11:21 PM
📢 Latest News!

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September 23, 2026 at 1:03 PM
MedicAlert introducing technology that will allow 911 dispatchers to access records
MedicAlert introducing technology that will allow 911 dispatchers to access records
MedicAlert bracelets are well known to most Canadians — a distinctive piece of jewelry that allows first responders to identify medical conditions in emergencies.
www.ctvnews.ca
May 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Still wearing my hospital wristband bc I can’t find scissors. Might just wear it forever, like one of those MedicAlert things #efficient
June 2, 2024 at 4:47 PM
unbuttoning that third button to reveal the medicalert medallion on the end of my chain
August 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
my mom accidentally set off her medicalert device, and then when the service called, she didn't answer because she didn't recognize the number

cue emergency calls to relatives in three states and one mildly annoyed ambulance driver
February 16, 2024 at 2:05 AM
My new MedicAlert bracelet showed up today. 👍
June 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
2/3...wore bright red toques as a primitive medicalert in case they collapsed on the street so that the police would know they were caisson workers and sick, not stumbling drunks. They didn't understand the gas physics/physiology interaction yet, so it was more common than people liked.
June 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Good night, everybody
May 23, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Le public connaît bien les bracelets MedicAlert. Maintenant, une technologie se déploie pour connecter le dossier de santé électronique de ses membres aux centres d'appels 9-1-1.
Les centres d'appels 911 seront connectés aux dossiers de santé de MedicAlert
Le public connaît bien les bracelets MedicAlert qui permettent aux premiers répondants de connaître rapidement les conditions médicales d'une personne en détresse. La Fondation MedicAlert Canada a su ...
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May 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM