ER: "Neuro exam is completely normal."
Me: "Did he walk?"
ER: "He's in a bed."
Me: "Then it is not completely normal. It is completely unperformed."
Send this to the co-resident who makes everyone stand up.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent
Me: "Did he walk?"
ER: "He's in a bed."
Me: "Then it is not completely normal. It is completely unperformed."
Send this to the co-resident who makes everyone stand up.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent
November 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
ER: "Neuro exam is completely normal."
Me: "Did he walk?"
ER: "He's in a bed."
Me: "Then it is not completely normal. It is completely unperformed."
Send this to the co-resident who makes everyone stand up.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent
Me: "Did he walk?"
ER: "He's in a bed."
Me: "Then it is not completely normal. It is completely unperformed."
Send this to the co-resident who makes everyone stand up.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent
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November 9, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Compliance email: your annual modules are due Friday.
There are nine.
One is a video about not propping fire doors open.
One is about how to recognise burnout.
I watched that one at 11:40 p.m.
Save this for the next time a module asks about your work-life balance.
#neurology #medicalhumor…
There are nine.
One is a video about not propping fire doors open.
One is about how to recognise burnout.
I watched that one at 11:40 p.m.
Save this for the next time a module asks about your work-life balance.
#neurology #medicalhumor…
November 11, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Compliance email: your annual modules are due Friday.
There are nine.
One is a video about not propping fire doors open.
One is about how to recognise burnout.
I watched that one at 11:40 p.m.
Save this for the next time a module asks about your work-life balance.
#neurology #medicalhumor…
There are nine.
One is a video about not propping fire doors open.
One is about how to recognise burnout.
I watched that one at 11:40 p.m.
Save this for the next time a module asks about your work-life balance.
#neurology #medicalhumor…
Neurosurgery gets a whole Awareness Month and a banner that says 'Precision That Changes Lives.' Neurology gets a differential, a reflex hammer, and 'let's watch it and see.'
Tag the neurosurgeon enjoying their month.
#neurology #medicalhumor #neuroanatomy
Tag the neurosurgeon enjoying their month.
#neurology #medicalhumor #neuroanatomy
November 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Neurosurgery gets a whole Awareness Month and a banner that says 'Precision That Changes Lives.' Neurology gets a differential, a reflex hammer, and 'let's watch it and see.'
Tag the neurosurgeon enjoying their month.
#neurology #medicalhumor #neuroanatomy
Tag the neurosurgeon enjoying their month.
#neurology #medicalhumor #neuroanatomy
Night float, day four.
I have started answering the phone with "this is neurology" before I know whether it rang.
Twice it had not.
send this to whoever is covering nights
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent #callroom #nightfloat #residentlife
I have started answering the phone with "this is neurology" before I know whether it rang.
Twice it had not.
send this to whoever is covering nights
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent #callroom #nightfloat #residentlife
October 31, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Night float, day four.
I have started answering the phone with "this is neurology" before I know whether it rang.
Twice it had not.
send this to whoever is covering nights
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent #callroom #nightfloat #residentlife
I have started answering the phone with "this is neurology" before I know whether it rang.
Twice it had not.
send this to whoever is covering nights
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent #callroom #nightfloat #residentlife
September intern: "I got it."
Me: "got what?"
Intern: "...I got it."
July was scary because they asked. September is scary because they stopped.
Send this to your intern. Gently.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent
Me: "got what?"
Intern: "...I got it."
July was scary because they asked. September is scary because they stopped.
Send this to your intern. Gently.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent
October 30, 2026 at 1:30 AM
September intern: "I got it."
Me: "got what?"
Intern: "...I got it."
July was scary because they asked. September is scary because they stopped.
Send this to your intern. Gently.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent
Me: "got what?"
Intern: "...I got it."
July was scary because they asked. September is scary because they stopped.
Send this to your intern. Gently.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent
Recruiter, 6:04 a.m.: "Are you open to new opportunities?"
Me: "I am in a code stroke."
Recruiter: "So is that a no?"
Me: "It is a door-to-needle time. And you are now inside it."
Send this to the colleague who answers unknown numbers at 6 a.m.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor…
Me: "I am in a code stroke."
Recruiter: "So is that a no?"
Me: "It is a door-to-needle time. And you are now inside it."
Send this to the colleague who answers unknown numbers at 6 a.m.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor…
October 29, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Recruiter, 6:04 a.m.: "Are you open to new opportunities?"
Me: "I am in a code stroke."
Recruiter: "So is that a no?"
Me: "It is a door-to-needle time. And you are now inside it."
Send this to the colleague who answers unknown numbers at 6 a.m.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor…
Me: "I am in a code stroke."
Recruiter: "So is that a no?"
Me: "It is a door-to-needle time. And you are now inside it."
Send this to the colleague who answers unknown numbers at 6 a.m.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor…
Case manager: "No skilled nursing facility will accept him."
Me: "On what grounds?"
Case manager: "He needs two people to transfer."
Me: "That is the reason he needs a skilled nursing facility."
Send this to your case manager, who already knows.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor…
Me: "On what grounds?"
Case manager: "He needs two people to transfer."
Me: "That is the reason he needs a skilled nursing facility."
Send this to your case manager, who already knows.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor…
October 28, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Case manager: "No skilled nursing facility will accept him."
Me: "On what grounds?"
Case manager: "He needs two people to transfer."
Me: "That is the reason he needs a skilled nursing facility."
Send this to your case manager, who already knows.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor…
Me: "On what grounds?"
Case manager: "He needs two people to transfer."
Me: "That is the reason he needs a skilled nursing facility."
Send this to your case manager, who already knows.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor…
Me: "I need an interpreter."
Clerk: "There is a tablet on a stand. It does forty languages."
Me: "He has aphasia from the stroke."
Clerk: "So which language?"
Me: "The one he had."
Send this to whoever has been handed a tablet instead of an answer.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor…
Clerk: "There is a tablet on a stand. It does forty languages."
Me: "He has aphasia from the stroke."
Clerk: "So which language?"
Me: "The one he had."
Send this to whoever has been handed a tablet instead of an answer.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor…
October 26, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Me: "I need an interpreter."
Clerk: "There is a tablet on a stand. It does forty languages."
Me: "He has aphasia from the stroke."
Clerk: "So which language?"
Me: "The one he had."
Send this to whoever has been handed a tablet instead of an answer.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor…
Clerk: "There is a tablet on a stand. It does forty languages."
Me: "He has aphasia from the stroke."
Clerk: "So which language?"
Me: "The one he had."
Send this to whoever has been handed a tablet instead of an answer.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor…
Sideline, under-fourteens.
Coach: "He is fine. He is talking."
Me: "So was everybody I have ever admitted."
Coach: "He walked off by himself."
Me: "That is not a test. That is a floor."
Send this to a coach you actually trust.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram…
Coach: "He is fine. He is talking."
Me: "So was everybody I have ever admitted."
Coach: "He walked off by himself."
Me: "That is not a test. That is a floor."
Send this to a coach you actually trust.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram…
October 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Sideline, under-fourteens.
Coach: "He is fine. He is talking."
Me: "So was everybody I have ever admitted."
Coach: "He walked off by himself."
Me: "That is not a test. That is a floor."
Send this to a coach you actually trust.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram…
Coach: "He is fine. He is talking."
Me: "So was everybody I have ever admitted."
Coach: "He walked off by himself."
Me: "That is not a test. That is a floor."
Send this to a coach you actually trust.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram…
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Consult request. Reason for consult, verbatim: "Neuro."
Me: "That is the department."
ER: "Correct."
Me: "What is the question?"
ER: "The question is also neuro."
Send this to whoever wrote 'neuro' in the box today.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent
Me: "That is the department."
ER: "Correct."
Me: "What is the question?"
ER: "The question is also neuro."
Send this to whoever wrote 'neuro' in the box today.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent
October 21, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Consult request. Reason for consult, verbatim: "Neuro."
Me: "That is the department."
ER: "Correct."
Me: "What is the question?"
ER: "The question is also neuro."
Send this to whoever wrote 'neuro' in the box today.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent
Me: "That is the department."
ER: "Correct."
Me: "What is the question?"
ER: "The question is also neuro."
Send this to whoever wrote 'neuro' in the box today.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent
Why you shouldn’t slip your shoes on/off! #shoelaces #doctor #doctorreacts #doctorsoftiktok #learnsomethingnew #medical #surgery #medicalvideos #doctors #podiatry #podiatrist #footsurgeon #surgeon #surgeons #nurse #nurses #healthcare #scrublife #medicalhumor #scrubslife #podiatric #medicine
October 19, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Why you shouldn’t slip your shoes on/off! #shoelaces #doctor #doctorreacts #doctorsoftiktok #learnsomethingnew #medical #surgery #medicalvideos #doctors #podiatry #podiatrist #footsurgeon #surgeon #surgeons #nurse #nurses #healthcare #scrublife #medicalhumor #scrubslife #podiatric #medicine
Broadcast: "He has played two hundred and fourteen straight games."
The booth presents that as a statistic.
In my clinic that sentence is an exposure history.
Send this to whoever quotes the iron-man stat every year.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent…
The booth presents that as a statistic.
In my clinic that sentence is an exposure history.
Send this to whoever quotes the iron-man stat every year.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent…
October 20, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Broadcast: "He has played two hundred and fourteen straight games."
The booth presents that as a statistic.
In my clinic that sentence is an exposure history.
Send this to whoever quotes the iron-man stat every year.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent…
The booth presents that as a statistic.
In my clinic that sentence is an exposure history.
Send this to whoever quotes the iron-man stat every year.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent…
#duet with Lyricalbeauty Foot detoxes: fact or 🧢? #health #detox #doctor #doctorreacts #doctorsoftiktok #learnsomethingnew #medical #surgery #medicalvideos #doctors #podiatry #podiatrist #footsurgeon #surgeon #surgeons #nurse #nurses #healthcare #scrublife #medicalhumor #scrubslife #podiatric
October 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
#duet with Lyricalbeauty Foot detoxes: fact or 🧢? #health #detox #doctor #doctorreacts #doctorsoftiktok #learnsomethingnew #medical #surgery #medicalvideos #doctors #podiatry #podiatrist #footsurgeon #surgeon #surgeons #nurse #nurses #healthcare #scrublife #medicalhumor #scrubslife #podiatric
A brief explanation of one type of hammertoe procedure 😁🦶 #hammertoe #hammertoes #hammertoesurgery #doctor #doctors #doctorsoftiktok #medicine #medical #medicalhumor #medicalvideos #surgery #nurse #nurses #podiatry #podiatrist #pediatric #surgeon #surgeons #footsurgeon #healthcare #scrublife
October 19, 2026 at 4:08 AM
A brief explanation of one type of hammertoe procedure 😁🦶 #hammertoe #hammertoes #hammertoesurgery #doctor #doctors #doctorsoftiktok #medicine #medical #medicalhumor #medicalvideos #surgery #nurse #nurses #podiatry #podiatrist #pediatric #surgeon #surgeons #footsurgeon #healthcare #scrublife
#duet with Ellis This is the largest foot blister I’ve ever seen! #blister #blisterpoppin #doctor #doctorreacts #doctorsoftiktok #learnsomethingnew #medical #surgery #medicalvideos #doctors #podiatry #podiatrist #footsurgeon #surgeon #surgeons #nurse #nurses #healthcare #scrublife #medicalhumor
October 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
#duet with Ellis This is the largest foot blister I’ve ever seen! #blister #blisterpoppin #doctor #doctorreacts #doctorsoftiktok #learnsomethingnew #medical #surgery #medicalvideos #doctors #podiatry #podiatrist #footsurgeon #surgeon #surgeons #nurse #nurses #healthcare #scrublife #medicalhumor
Harder than it looks 😅 #steady #steadyhandschallenge #steadyhands #doctor #doctors #doctorsoftiktok #medicine #medical #medicalhumor #medicalvideos #surgery #nurse #nurses #podiatry #podiatrist #pediatric #surgeon #surgeons #footsurgeon #healthcare #scrublife
October 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Harder than it looks 😅 #steady #steadyhandschallenge #steadyhands #doctor #doctors #doctorsoftiktok #medicine #medical #medicalhumor #medicalvideos #surgery #nurse #nurses #podiatry #podiatrist #pediatric #surgeon #surgeons #footsurgeon #healthcare #scrublife
Nothing to hide here! #steady #steadyhand #steadyhands #steadyhandschallenge #doctor #doctors #doctorsoftiktok #medicine #medical #medicalhumor #medicalvideos #surgery #nurse #nurses #podiatry #podiatrist #pediatric #surgeon #surgeons #footsurgeon #healthcare #scrublife
October 18, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Nothing to hide here! #steady #steadyhand #steadyhands #steadyhandschallenge #doctor #doctors #doctorsoftiktok #medicine #medical #medicalhumor #medicalvideos #surgery #nurse #nurses #podiatry #podiatrist #pediatric #surgeon #surgeons #footsurgeon #healthcare #scrublife
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October 18, 2026 at 4:08 AM
#duet with Ortho_Felipe Did you know this about cast cutting saws? #casts #doctor #doctorreacts #doctorsoftiktok #learnsomethingnew #medical #surgery #medicalvideos #doctors #podiatry #ortho #podiatrist #footsurgeon #surgeon #surgeons #nurse #nurses #healthcare #scrublife #medicalhumor #scrubslife
Did you drink any water yet today? 👀 #water #hydrate #hydration #doctor #doctors #doctorsoftiktok #medicine #medical #medicalhumor #medicalvideos #surgery #nurse #nurses #podiatry #podiatrist #pediatric #surgeon #surgeons #footsurgeon #healthcare #scrublife
October 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Did you drink any water yet today? 👀 #water #hydrate #hydration #doctor #doctors #doctorsoftiktok #medicine #medical #medicalhumor #medicalvideos #surgery #nurse #nurses #podiatry #podiatrist #pediatric #surgeon #surgeons #footsurgeon #healthcare #scrublife
My timbers are shivered 🙄🤡😆 #Doctor #doctors #doctorsoftiktok #medicine #medical #medicalhumor #medicalvideos #surgery #nurse #nurses #podiatry #podiatrist #pediatric #surgeon #surgeons #footsurgeon #healthcare #scrublife #clown
October 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM
My timbers are shivered 🙄🤡😆 #Doctor #doctors #doctorsoftiktok #medicine #medical #medicalhumor #medicalvideos #surgery #nurse #nurses #podiatry #podiatrist #pediatric #surgeon #surgeons #footsurgeon #healthcare #scrublife #clown
#duet with KazuTV Honestly it’s probably a sort of cream or wax #footpeel #footpeelmask #doctor #doctorreacts #doctorsoftiktok #learnsomethingnew #medical #surgery #medicalvideos #doctors #podiatry #podiatrist #footsurgeon #surgeon #surgeons #nurse #nurses #healthcare #scrublife #medicalhumor
October 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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October 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Does this make you my internet patients? 🤔 #internet #doctor #creator #doctors #doctorsoftiktok #medicine #medical #medicalhumor #medicalvideos #surgery #nurse #nurses #podiatry #podiatrist #pediatric #surgeon #surgeons #footsurgeon #healthcare #scrublife