#MeinKvetch
May 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Any advice from someone w #Substack experience abt best way to post an 11k word essay? It's broken down in two parts, is there some way to link posts so they can be read consecutively without an intimidating word count? Thx! #WritingCommunity #Writing #AmWriting #NonFiction #MeinKvetch
May 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Went to my local dispensary for some #Sativa to help me finish a #Substack #MeinKvetch column abt my #Stoner #EDC, which is cased in a #BobRoss Happy Little Tree Mints tin. The TV was playing #TheJoyOfPainting, which I take as a good sign. #Writing #WriterLife #AmWriting #Cannabis
May 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
My latest #MeinKvetch #Substack column, about Hollywood's journey to gain Synch Rights to the #LedZeppelin #ClassicRock classic #StairwayToHeaven. #JimmyPage #RobertPlant
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April 24, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Second of a two-part #Substack column abt #StairwayToHeaven, this one dealing w denial of synch rights to the song for a few Hollywood projects. Check it out if ya want a laff.
#MeinKvetch #WritingCommunity #NonFiction #Writing #LedZeppelin #JimmyPage #RobertPlant

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April 25, 2026 at 6:48 PM
What makes a good bad girl? What makes a bad girl good? When are painters like poodles? Check out this vintage interview w fabulous Detroit legend Niagara and find out! #ClassicRock #PunkRock #BadGirls #DestroyAllMonsters #PopArt #MeinKvetch #PenthouseForum
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Mein Kvetch 08: Niagara, Best of the Bad Girls
Imagine for a second that you’re 14-year-old me, coming home from high school to find your latest subscription issue of Creem on the coffee table, right where your mom put it for you.
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April 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Penetrating interview w a world famous rock chanteuse and painter, or cheap excuse to publish pics of a hot rock chick (and me)? Figure it out when you read the latest #MeinKvetch on #Substack! #Niagara #DestroyAllMonsters #BadGirls #PopArt #RockerChicks

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Mein Kvetch 08: Niagara, Best of the Bad Girls
Imagine for a second that you’re 14-year-old me, coming home from high school to find your latest subscription issue of Creem on the coffee table, right where your mom put it for you.
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April 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
The smart money says this will be the funniest, filthiest thing you'll read all week. Why would I lie?
#MeinKvetch #AlGoldstein #ScrewMagazine #ClassicPorn

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Mein Kvetch 07: The Ghost of Al Goldstein Past
or Listen to Your High School Guidance Counselor, Kids
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March 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The latest addition to the #MeinKvetch family of columns: A tale of plausibly deniable cheating, admissions of #SexualAddiction, and card games as child abuse. #Substack #Satire #Comedy
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Mein Kvetch 05: Cardsmaxxing for Rummies
The Art of Playing Your Cards Right
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March 12, 2026 at 12:54 PM
The latest edition of #MeinKvetch on #Substack looks at the more lefty side of #AynRand... and I ain't kiddin'!

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Mein Kvetch 04: Ayn Rand, Liberal Wet Dream
The Controversial Author Is No Laughing Matter
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March 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Always a fun way to waste 10 minutes: reading my #Substack column #MeinKvetch to look at #LedZeppelin, #Satan, and backward messages, aka #Backmasking!
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Mein Kvetch 02: The Devil in Led Zeppelin
"Stairway to Heaven," Baskmasking, and the Satanic Panic of the 1980's
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March 1, 2026 at 9:06 PM
My latest #MeinKvetch column is now up on #Substack, this time dealing with the thorny and horny topic of #SexualRacism and #RacialFetishism. But played for laffs, of course.

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Mein Kvetch 03: Gaijins and Dolls
Looking for Love in All the Wong Places
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February 25, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I've been learning this whole Substack thing for the past month or so, and it's not as horrible as I imagined, although it'll still require lots of promotion and marketing myself, which I hate. It's a free read for all, but in a few weeks I'll put my mohl hat on and start taking tips. #MeinKvetch
February 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM