Birthdays are in Melania’s contract.
June 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Birthdays are in Melania’s contract.
But Bezos had $75 million to spend on Melania’s vanity project.
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
But Bezos had $75 million to spend on Melania’s vanity project.
melania’s looking well
August 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
melania’s looking well
Melania’s face as Trump rambles incoherently today.
July 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Melania’s face as Trump rambles incoherently today.
Michelle Obama is the single most educated First Lady in American history.
Melania’s titties are online.
Melania’s titties are online.
June 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Michelle Obama is the single most educated First Lady in American history.
Melania’s titties are online.
Melania’s titties are online.
Melania's newest ornaments...🤷🏼♂️
December 8, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Melania's newest ornaments...🤷🏼♂️
April 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Melania's new ornaments...
December 7, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Melania's new ornaments...
Fuck yeah! Melania’s crush is on 🔥🔥🔥
February 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Fuck yeah! Melania’s crush is on 🔥🔥🔥
I guess Melania’s dream of a Ph.D. in Applied Physics from Harvard is off the table.
May 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I guess Melania’s dream of a Ph.D. in Applied Physics from Harvard is off the table.
Melania's son is an anchor baby.
December 3, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Melania's son is an anchor baby.
My Melania impression is better than Melania's. Just sayin'.
"I got my wish. All week I've been saying, 'If the Natalie Harp discourse leads to an impromptu Melania press conference, it will all be worth it for me.'"
@timmiller.bsky.social and @gtconway.bsky.social break down Melania Trump's press conference on the heels of all the Natalie Harp chatter.
@timmiller.bsky.social and @gtconway.bsky.social break down Melania Trump's press conference on the heels of all the Natalie Harp chatter.
August 22, 2026 at 7:51 PM
My Melania impression is better than Melania's. Just sayin'.
Holy crap. Hunter Biden replies to Melania’s $1b lawsuit threat.
August 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Holy crap. Hunter Biden replies to Melania’s $1b lawsuit threat.
Melania’s inner Monologue: cool birthday party bro.
June 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Melania’s inner Monologue: cool birthday party bro.
The trailer for Melania’s movie is out.
December 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The trailer for Melania’s movie is out.
Melania’s latest “#BeBest if we no talk about my experience or educations” job.
March 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Melania’s latest “#BeBest if we no talk about my experience or educations” job.
Trump looks very excited to be at Melania’s movie premiere.
January 30, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Trump looks very excited to be at Melania’s movie premiere.
Welp, there goes Melania’s truck driving career.
April 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Welp, there goes Melania’s truck driving career.
White House press briefings are like Melania’s sex life - brief, awkward, and full of denials.
April 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
White House press briefings are like Melania’s sex life - brief, awkward, and full of denials.
Melania’s inner thoughts at the Pope’s funeral.
April 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Melania’s inner thoughts at the Pope’s funeral.
I knew I'd seen Melania's hat somewhere before!
September 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I knew I'd seen Melania's hat somewhere before!
Melania is calling for @jimmykimmel.com to be fired. @jimmykimmel.com should call for the release of Melania’s Citizenship Test…
April 28, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Melania is calling for @jimmykimmel.com to be fired. @jimmykimmel.com should call for the release of Melania’s Citizenship Test…
I am so excited to not watch Melania's movie that I'm not watching it right now and will be not watching it all weekend!
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I am so excited to not watch Melania's movie that I'm not watching it right now and will be not watching it all weekend!
Melania's Einstein visa was granted because she claimed to be an anthropologist and an expert in dating fossils.
September 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Melania's Einstein visa was granted because she claimed to be an anthropologist and an expert in dating fossils.
They could probably hide the Epstein files in Melania’s new documentary.
January 28, 2026 at 11:53 AM
They could probably hide the Epstein files in Melania’s new documentary.