#MelaniaCoin
need a Melaniacoin update too to mark her special event today
November 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I tell’em I buy MelaniaCoin first thing every day. So cheap too
November 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Is he talking about Trumpcoin or Melaniacoin ?
November 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I logged in hoping my MelaniaCoin bag was finally gone. Instead the hackers actually deposited MORE melania$.
October 30, 2026 at 3:07 PM
% Below All-Time High
Apple: -3%
Microsoft: -4%
S&P 500: -6%
Amazon: -9%
Meta: -24%
Nvidia: -26%
Palantir: -27%
Gold: -27%
Google: -31%
Tesla: -31%
AMD: -39%
Bitcoin: -40%
SpaceX: -45%
Netflix: -51%
Ethereum: -55%
Dogecoin: -90%
Fartcoin: -96%
TrumpCoin: -98%
MelaniaCoin: -99%…
November 6, 2026 at 12:22 AM
% Below All-Time High
Apple: -2%
S&P 500: -3%
Microsoft: -6%
Palantir: -14%
Nvidia: -16%
Amazon: -17%
Tesla: -20%
Meta: -23%
AMD: -24%
Gold: -31%
Google: -32%
Bitcoin: -39%
SpaceX: -41%
Netflix: -54%
Ethereum: -55%
Dogecoin: -90%
Fartcoin: -95%
TrumpCoin: -98%
MelaniaCoin: -99%…
November 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Det har jeg svært at tro. De sidste mennesker i den by har ikke noget at tilbyde Trump. Måske hvis de splejser til en Melaniacoin?
October 24, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Over/under on # of tips they've already gotten about TrumpCoin, MelaniaCoin, and all the other Trump scams out there? How about Tesla/Palantir/Flock gov't contracts?
Trump announces "fraud whistleblower incentive program" -- "Americans will now be able to go to fraud dot gov and report cases of corruption and theft of taxpayer dollars in their communities ... if you turn somebody in and you find $1 billion, we're giving a commission of 1%. That's a lot of money"
October 20, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Think of how many schmucks invested in TrumpCoin or MelaniaCoin because the Republican President told them it was a good investment
October 19, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Payback in Trumpcoin or Melaniacoin, at the value they held initially.
September 20, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Trump Crypto is our corrupt President’s primary money-laundering and bribery device. Pure and simple.

#TrumpCoin 💸 #MelaniaCoin 💸
September 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
That surely includes our President—and wasn’t there a Melaniacoin?
Exactly this.

Yes. Crypto donations should be banned .

But that would not prevent the donations in GBP from crypto billionaires.
What I don't understand about Rayner's comments on banning crypto donations is, once more, that these *are not* donations in crypto, they're donations from crypto billionaires

The donations aren't in crypto because pretty much nobody does anything in crypto (except money launders, drug dealers etc)
September 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
TRUMP: I'ma give y'all 5k each!

*dribbling MAGA disciples give Trump his 157th chance*

TRUMP: i never said when. i also didn't say it'd be in dollars. It's in MelaniaCoin™. Street value $4/usd. But u CAN ALSO use it as a coupon to get 5% off an about-to-be pulped official TRUMP BIBLE!
September 11, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I don’t know about you but I pay my bills with MelaniaCoin
September 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
While we’re on the topic, anyone want to buy a large stash of Melaniacoin? I hear it’s taking off!!
September 10, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Tonali and Tielemans have lost value more alarmingly than MelaniaCoin
#MUNIPS
August 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
There is absolutely no way over a billion dollars in retail cash went into MelaniaCoin

Right?

Guys??

Right????
Looks like an extra $1.5bn to me
August 27, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Not even including melaniacoin?
August 27, 2026 at 1:32 PM
All I got is this dang lousy MelaniaCoin!
JD Vance: "Politicians who came to Washington with a few thousand dollars in their bank account left after decades of public service with billions in stock portfolios. And what did all of you get?"
August 21, 2026 at 6:27 PM
August 15, 2026 at 11:20 PM
To be fair, $TRUMPcoin did *twice* as well as $MELANIAcoin
August 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I have to consume this day. #trumpcoin and #melaniacoin became public in 24 hours. If this is not the #posttruth era then what? I am wondering will #trump really #rugpull his own people eventually? #buytrump #buymelania
January 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM