Gym memberships must be crimes against humanity
Assistant AG for Fraud Colin McDonald: "Apparently 35% of people have never even used their Obamacare account for any health services. That is a statistical impossibility and it's because these are not real people seeking real care. These are fraudsters."
September 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Gym memberships must be crimes against humanity
if you invented public libraries today, every opinion page in the country would be arguing for means tested subsidized Amazon Prime memberships
yes you fucking morons free preschool for everyone or it becomes just "free preschool for the poors" and then you call them leeches and ask for tax breaks when really we want free preschool for everyone because we want smart well adjusted kids why is this so hard?
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/n...
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/n...
They Pay $34 for Burgers. Should Their Child Care Be Free?
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April 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
if you invented public libraries today, every opinion page in the country would be arguing for means tested subsidized Amazon Prime memberships
Mildly alarming to see this. Most of Assigned Media's support comes via memberships, and our memberships are processed through Stripe, with Squarespace as the middleman.
More and more people reporting today that Stripe - the payment processor that Itch said were putting the most pressure on them - now have staff actively confirming that yes, they are censoring LGBT content, adult or otherwise. That this is official company policy.
This seems kinda significant.
This seems kinda significant.
August 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Mildly alarming to see this. Most of Assigned Media's support comes via memberships, and our memberships are processed through Stripe, with Squarespace as the middleman.
Broke my own rule and pulled the trigger a little early, but...
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November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Broke my own rule and pulled the trigger a little early, but...
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Let me be clear: I do not want free patreon memberships, discovery feeds, or "quips." Patreon should be a payment processor with viewable links.
April 28, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Let me be clear: I do not want free patreon memberships, discovery feeds, or "quips." Patreon should be a payment processor with viewable links.
Costco Sues Trump, MAGA Chuds Cancel Memberships They Forgot To Cancel Over DEI www.wonkette.com/p/costco-sue...
Costco Sues Trump, MAGA Chuds Cancel Memberships They Forgot To Cancel Over DEI
Well ... Bye.
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December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Costco Sues Trump, MAGA Chuds Cancel Memberships They Forgot To Cancel Over DEI www.wonkette.com/p/costco-sue...
Part 2! Part one is quoted below! Whole thing is on Patreon, and you can get half off monthly and yearly memberships with the code CORPSE.
April 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Part 2! Part one is quoted below! Whole thing is on Patreon, and you can get half off monthly and yearly memberships with the code CORPSE.
almost qudrupling memberships in half a year, holy shit
I'm pretty sure I've done more interviews & podcasts than any other party leader in the first 6 months.
We hadn't spotted an invitation, @mrjamesob.bsky.social but happy to chase it up & look forward to chatting!
(We're about to hit 200k members. We had 50k just over 6 months ago - happy to talk!)
We hadn't spotted an invitation, @mrjamesob.bsky.social but happy to chase it up & look forward to chatting!
(We're about to hit 200k members. We had 50k just over 6 months ago - happy to talk!)
February 25, 2026 at 11:37 AM
almost qudrupling memberships in half a year, holy shit
❗️🇮🇹Giorgia Meloni proposes extending NATO’s Article 5 to 🇺🇦Ukraine without giving it NATO memberships.
March 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
❗️🇮🇹Giorgia Meloni proposes extending NATO’s Article 5 to 🇺🇦Ukraine without giving it NATO memberships.
Big money memberships.
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Big money memberships.
Library memberships just surged 170%
July 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Library memberships just surged 170%
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February 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Uh hey kindly Patreon folks, please pledge from either an android device or from your computer. Pledging on Apple mobile devices incurs an enormous fee starting in November.
August 12, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Uh hey kindly Patreon folks, please pledge from either an android device or from your computer. Pledging on Apple mobile devices incurs an enormous fee starting in November.
I'm pretty sure he'll sell memberships.
September 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I'm pretty sure he'll sell memberships.
it would genuinely be the funniest thing in the world if one of the richest person in the worlds personal newspaper got overtaken in print memberships with a paper that has stuff like this in it
February 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
it would genuinely be the funniest thing in the world if one of the richest person in the worlds personal newspaper got overtaken in print memberships with a paper that has stuff like this in it
get your Costco memberships!
February 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
get your Costco memberships!
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September 27, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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i’ve increased the amount of memberships available for my postcard club (loveletter tier) as of today!
You can get this postcard of Sam and Bianca if you're part of my patreon's loveletter tier during the month of August 💌
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August 19, 2026 at 11:13 PM
i’ve increased the amount of memberships available for my postcard club (loveletter tier) as of today!
wait till he hears about gym memberships
September 22, 2026 at 8:10 PM
wait till he hears about gym memberships
I'm not sure why, but Democracy Docket had one of its best days for new memberships. Thank you to everyone who signed up. Your support allows the 22-person team to keep you informed about the fight for democracy and free and fair elections. More premium content coming in the morning!
January 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I'm not sure why, but Democracy Docket had one of its best days for new memberships. Thank you to everyone who signed up. Your support allows the 22-person team to keep you informed about the fight for democracy and free and fair elections. More premium content coming in the morning!
The image of Vance touching down in Vermont and immediately getting yelled at by the whitest people imaginable in puffer vests and Merrill boots with wall-to-wall lifetime Vermont Public Radio memberships is extremely gratifying
March 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The image of Vance touching down in Vermont and immediately getting yelled at by the whitest people imaginable in puffer vests and Merrill boots with wall-to-wall lifetime Vermont Public Radio memberships is extremely gratifying
I got so many lifetime memberships
April 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I got so many lifetime memberships
It’s incredible how much cheaper produce is at Costco.
Also, gift memberships are great for Christmas.
Also, gift memberships are great for Christmas.
If you do not already have a membership to Costco, I recommend a membership to Costco. (or Sam's Club or BJ's if that is a better alternative)
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It’s incredible how much cheaper produce is at Costco.
Also, gift memberships are great for Christmas.
Also, gift memberships are great for Christmas.
July 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Tomorrow! 🍆😈
But don’t wait, there’s a limited number of 20%-off memberships.
But don’t wait, there’s a limited number of 20%-off memberships.
Is there anyone here with a muscle pig/leather kink?
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February 19, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Tomorrow! 🍆😈
But don’t wait, there’s a limited number of 20%-off memberships.
But don’t wait, there’s a limited number of 20%-off memberships.