I can't believe Micro$lop manufactured a whole fake AI industry and economic bubble to make sure the year of the Linux Desktop does not come about.
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I can't believe Micro$lop manufactured a whole fake AI industry and economic bubble to make sure the year of the Linux Desktop does not come about.
Fucking Micro$lop died overnight on me, it's so unbelievably ass!!!!
September 23, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Fucking Micro$lop died overnight on me, it's so unbelievably ass!!!!
Don’t threaten me with a good time… #AIHype #Micro$lop
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
August 1, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time… #AIHype #Micro$lop
They're still Micro$oft to me but Micro$lop works too.
January 3, 2026 at 4:09 AM
They're still Micro$oft to me but Micro$lop works too.
Back on the day we all called it Micro$haft. I bet you can still get away with Micro$lop.
March 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Back on the day we all called it Micro$haft. I bet you can still get away with Micro$lop.
Great… 🚮 #Micro$lop #Copilot
This on the other hand is worth paying attention to IMHO. www.csoonline.com/article/4203...
July 31, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Great… 🚮 #Micro$lop #Copilot
Micro$lop sure did a number on you guys after the golden N64 days, huh?
March 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Micro$lop sure did a number on you guys after the golden N64 days, huh?
Micro$lop executives can't seem to solve the mystery of why nobody wants to buy an Xbox...
The tech would invade your pause screens
Xbox Patents New Way to Inject Ads Into Gaming
The tech would invade your pause screens
www.polygon.com
September 21, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Micro$lop executives can't seem to solve the mystery of why nobody wants to buy an Xbox...
speaking of institutional collapse, is micro$lop too sclerotic and dysfunctional to actually pull off “embrace, extend, extinguish” anymore?
yesterday I reported on GitHub employee concerns about reliability and leadership, and then hours later GitHub suffered a catastrophic outage 😬 www.theverge.com/news/918001/...
April 26, 2026 at 3:27 PM
speaking of institutional collapse, is micro$lop too sclerotic and dysfunctional to actually pull off “embrace, extend, extinguish” anymore?
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
April 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Yeah, written by Micro$lop though...
June 28, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Yeah, written by Micro$lop though...
Finally.
Super Bowl Bunday is upon us.
Super Bowl Bunday is upon us.
February 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Finally.
Super Bowl Bunday is upon us.
Super Bowl Bunday is upon us.
Yep, I want innovative, insightful intelligence not distilled advertisements.
Micro$lop fired a ridiculous amount of developers after asking CrimePilot " how do we make more money for our investors?"
CrimePilot said "fire 1600 of the most senior least tangible workers now and 1600 more later"
Micro$lop fired a ridiculous amount of developers after asking CrimePilot " how do we make more money for our investors?"
CrimePilot said "fire 1600 of the most senior least tangible workers now and 1600 more later"
July 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Yep, I want innovative, insightful intelligence not distilled advertisements.
Micro$lop fired a ridiculous amount of developers after asking CrimePilot " how do we make more money for our investors?"
CrimePilot said "fire 1600 of the most senior least tangible workers now and 1600 more later"
Micro$lop fired a ridiculous amount of developers after asking CrimePilot " how do we make more money for our investors?"
CrimePilot said "fire 1600 of the most senior least tangible workers now and 1600 more later"
Microsoft fixes broken Windows update days after vowing fewer broken updates
Microsoft fixes broken Windows update days after vowing fewer broken updates
The era of reliability begins... right after this out-of-band patch
Microsoft has released an out-of-band update to resolve bugs introduced by a Windows patch just days after promising improved reliability.…
go.theregister.com
March 25, 2026 at 7:44 PM
canceled gamepass cos fuck you micro$lop. fuck you.
July 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
canceled gamepass cos fuck you micro$lop. fuck you.
Microsoft named Phase One of its new AI agent rollout "Make people addicted," and @404media.co released it. Here's what that means for human-centered design and who's actually accountable. jgcarpenter.com/blog.html?bl...
June 27, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Was doodling bunny ladies as a warm up and liked how one of them turned out. Enjoy this three foot tall chubby-bunny lop lady. Seems happy to chat, no matter how tall you are :V
Really need to start practicing drawing some chubby bellies from below sometime, though xD
CW - Micro PoV, upskirt, paw
Really need to start practicing drawing some chubby bellies from below sometime, though xD
CW - Micro PoV, upskirt, paw
November 3, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Was doodling bunny ladies as a warm up and liked how one of them turned out. Enjoy this three foot tall chubby-bunny lop lady. Seems happy to chat, no matter how tall you are :V
Really need to start practicing drawing some chubby bellies from below sometime, though xD
CW - Micro PoV, upskirt, paw
Really need to start practicing drawing some chubby bellies from below sometime, though xD
CW - Micro PoV, upskirt, paw
A Micro$lop tá mto lascada com a popularidade dela mesmo... Não vi ninguém questionar a possibilidade de ser falso o bagulho.
March 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
A Micro$lop tá mto lascada com a popularidade dela mesmo... Não vi ninguém questionar a possibilidade de ser falso o bagulho.
Here's my part in an art trade with @danthehekinbnuy.bsky.social, his lop just finishing a nice long smothering of his boyfriend @jamesbunboi.bsky.social~ Finally pulling the foot away, seems like he's in pure bliss~
#furryart #paws #feet #micro #macro
#furryart #paws #feet #micro #macro
March 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Here's my part in an art trade with @danthehekinbnuy.bsky.social, his lop just finishing a nice long smothering of his boyfriend @jamesbunboi.bsky.social~ Finally pulling the foot away, seems like he's in pure bliss~
#furryart #paws #feet #micro #macro
#furryart #paws #feet #micro #macro
By my powers of vintage memeing combined:
Micro$oft + Microslop =
Micro$lop
Micro$oft + Microslop =
Micro$lop
March 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
By my powers of vintage memeing combined:
Micro$oft + Microslop =
Micro$lop
Micro$oft + Microslop =
Micro$lop
Wow. I’m sure glad my university is moving to Micro$lop services soon… 🫠
March 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Wow. I’m sure glad my university is moving to Micro$lop services soon… 🫠