#MicroBrains
That guy is not a bot. He exists, like thousands of others. And like automatons they just repeat whatever talking point their fascist party of choice and thus the Kremlin puts into their microbrains.

What kind of life that must be. Self worth zero.
November 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Be a #MicroSchool for people w #MicroBrains
📸 Check out the handwritten application we submitted to found a private school in West Virginia.

We were approved as a microschool. A state spokesperson said it “does not approve or deny the operation of microschools for any reason.”

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October 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Rogan's "wait a minute, is that real?" is just enough to stall out the gerbils powering his listeners' microbrains.

Peter Thiel pays that asshole's salary. He had orders to lay out the red carpet for Trump so Thiel's puppet, JD Vance, can take over the presidency once the orange asshole croaks.
August 14, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I gotta be honest....the ONLY time I miss Twitter is Pride month when I posted my photos and watched maga microbrains explode

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
June 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I got microbrains in my plastic
October 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
youtube.com/shorts/4kUdL...
Just a warning
for all of you
magamorons, magamouthbreathers
and roadraging
microbrains:

Karma is in a helluva big hurry these days
and she's got your number.
FGF: This guy manages a karma speed run.
YouTube video by TizzyEnt
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January 24, 2026 at 12:26 AM
This is my gift to all you macroheads with microbrains who insist on worshipping me as some sort of god. I thought you humans evolved beyond superstition. Perhaps you should all scamper back to your own little star system to engage in your little primitive rituals and leave species with sense alone.
Q Transforms Doctor Crusher into a Dog - Star Trek TNG
Alt: Q transforms Dr. Beverly Crusher into an Irish setter
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June 19, 2026 at 2:24 AM
No. It won't. I grew up an 'eco warrior' as I believe we were called. We campaigned and argued and proved and demonstrated and it had made not one jot of difference in the face of our current crop of political microbrains!
April 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I guess micropenis’ are directly linked to microbrains.
Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover of Gaza and Says Palestinians Should Move
The president met with the Israeli prime minister at the White House, meeting in person with another world leader for the first time since returning to power.
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Those mutherfuckers compensating for their microbrains are trying to look tough. Walk on by, film them, call them out for their shitty cosplay. Do not give them ID! You have done nothing wrong.
August 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The MAGA Microbrains cheering for the stealing of Greenland don't understand what it ACTUALLY means.

It would lead, very quickly, to economic devastation.

Even if they didn't invoke Article 5 (they probably would)

It would mean dumping all USD holdings / cutting trade.

As ICE starts a civil war.
What If: Trump Seizes Greenland, NATO Invokes Article 5
1. Global Economic Collapse: The "Dollar Dump" The immediate dumping of dollar reserves by NATO and Europe would trigger hyperinflation within the U.S. as trillions of dollars flood back into the dome...
docs.google.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Enjoy the new coffee prices, Trumpists!

The good news is that the MAGA microbrains only have a chance of breaking out of their brainwashing when the GOP’s policies impact them directly.

The bad news: it’s only a chance.

Worse? For those that do it’s likely not a permanent break from Cult 45.
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Too late Microbrains. I already made the jump to a Chromebook and couldn't be happier. 😜
June 28, 2026 at 3:58 PM
If only Joe Biden had disappeared 2.5T dollars from the economy, PURPOSEFULLY...
MAGA would have collectively lost their ever-lovin' microbrains and would be swarming the government and setting it ablaze
AND THEN?!

->Joe went GOLFING for the weekend on TOP OF IT?! They'd have the place surrounded
April 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Don't feed the trolls. They're microbrains who just want a reaction. The only reaction they deserve is an instant block.
December 27, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Fast tracking brain drug trials and eliminating animal testing? Sounds great so head over to Forbes Article to see organoids in action at new company Organotics, growing microbrains for testing in the lab right now. www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
Startup Organotics Fast Tracks Personalized Brain Drug Trials
Organotics, a brain organoid startup, uses AI and patient-derived brain models to fast-track personalized medicine for autism and reduce psychiatric drug failure.
www.forbes.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Yeah but mice have microbrains
February 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I'm not in Sams or Costco; I'm not endeared to automatic subscriptions and the nearest ones are over 30 miles away.
The problem began when they put in those DIY checkouts and people gamed the system. Of course, these management microbrains never thought about employee theft.
August 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Thanks to the MAGA MICROBRAINS😡
September 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Why?... Just why?... Microbrains could've literally sat back after Win10 (7 tbh) and do nothing there except security updates.

Meanwhile making a shitload of Azure. They're just actively making their products worse... Who the fuck wants this? I have yet to meet anyone who thinks this is good.
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
When driving I find "I'm holding back because I can't get safely past, does the cyclist now think I am going to punishment pass them" means taking a bit longer to find a properly safe gap.

You want to see how moody some drivers behind get when you apply this logic. Fragile tempered microbrains.
April 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Microbrains don't comprehend facts. Harris supported M4A as a senator. She co-sponsored the bill. She lost that fight.

1. 160M people have private Healthcare insurance. Many VOTERS don't want mandatory M4A.

2. Healthcare lobbyists will cause Dems to lose seats under current campaign finance law.
January 17, 2026 at 11:27 AM