100% pure testicle derived microplastic ingot
September 25, 2026 at 3:51 AM
100% pure testicle derived microplastic ingot
actually just statistical error. average balls have no microplastic. Microplastic Georg, who has balls made entirely of microplastic, is an outlier and should not have been counted
*slaps my husband in the balls*
you can hold SO MUCH microplastic in these things
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
you can hold SO MUCH microplastic in these things
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Microplastics found in every human testicle in study
Scientists say discovery may be linked to decades-long decline in sperm counts in men around the world
www.theguardian.com
May 20, 2024 at 6:50 PM
actually just statistical error. average balls have no microplastic. Microplastic Georg, who has balls made entirely of microplastic, is an outlier and should not have been counted
microplastic - SEA
August 17, 2026 at 7:24 AM
microplastic - SEA
NEW PAPER, JUST OUT! 👀
Insects from the '70s and '80s were already collecting microplastic, decades before the term microplastic even existed. 🤯
A thread on the surprising history of this pollutant and the incredible insect larvae that helped us uncover it. 🐛
Let's dive in! 🧵👇 1/x
Insects from the '70s and '80s were already collecting microplastic, decades before the term microplastic even existed. 🤯
A thread on the surprising history of this pollutant and the incredible insect larvae that helped us uncover it. 🐛
Let's dive in! 🧵👇 1/x
April 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
NEW PAPER, JUST OUT! 👀
Insects from the '70s and '80s were already collecting microplastic, decades before the term microplastic even existed. 🤯
A thread on the surprising history of this pollutant and the incredible insect larvae that helped us uncover it. 🐛
Let's dive in! 🧵👇 1/x
Insects from the '70s and '80s were already collecting microplastic, decades before the term microplastic even existed. 🤯
A thread on the surprising history of this pollutant and the incredible insect larvae that helped us uncover it. 🐛
Let's dive in! 🧵👇 1/x
Microplastic enthusiast
September 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Microplastic enthusiast
Late Birthday Gift for local microplastic enjoyer 🎂@curibawl.bsky.social
June 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Late Birthday Gift for local microplastic enjoyer 🎂@curibawl.bsky.social
my neck, my back, my microplastic filled ballsack
January 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
my neck, my back, my microplastic filled ballsack
microplastic, it’s fantastic🎶
February 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
microplastic, it’s fantastic🎶
in her cave... with her microplastic!!!
September 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
in her cave... with her microplastic!!!
i can’t wait to one day have microplastic grandchildren
December 17, 2024 at 8:32 PM
i can’t wait to one day have microplastic grandchildren
Tired: Microplastics
Wired: Microplastic explosives
Wired: Microplastic explosives
December 6, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Tired: Microplastics
Wired: Microplastic explosives
Wired: Microplastic explosives
Humans inhale as much as 68,000 microplastic particles daily, study finds
Humans inhale as much as 68,000 microplastic particles daily, study finds
Particles are small enough to burrow into lungs, says report, with health impacts ‘more substantial than we realize’
www.theguardian.com
September 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Humans inhale as much as 68,000 microplastic particles daily, study finds
In 1000s of years alien archaeologists will think we ate microplastic
April 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
In 1000s of years alien archaeologists will think we ate microplastic
In a laboratory-scale study, green roofs captured 97.5% of microplastic particles in soil keeping them out of runoff, in addition to substantial heating and cooling benefits.
www.anthropocenemagazine.org/2025/07/an-u...
www.anthropocenemagazine.org/2025/07/an-u...
An unexpected green roof benefit: purging urban rainfall of practically all microplastics
In a laboratory-scale study, green roof mockups kept 97.5 percent of microplastic particles out of runoff
www.anthropocenemagazine.org
July 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
In a laboratory-scale study, green roofs captured 97.5% of microplastic particles in soil keeping them out of runoff, in addition to substantial heating and cooling benefits.
www.anthropocenemagazine.org/2025/07/an-u...
www.anthropocenemagazine.org/2025/07/an-u...
It would be fun if they found a kind of microplastic that was really good for you.
April 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
It would be fun if they found a kind of microplastic that was really good for you.
AI content is gonna be like microplastic pollution
January 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
AI content is gonna be like microplastic pollution
The Microplastic Concerns Elevate—To the Brain
open.substack.com/pub/erictopo...
open.substack.com/pub/erictopo...
The Microplastic Concerns Elevate—To the Brain
A new study shows accumulation in the brain, much higher in people with dementia, and 7-30 times greater than other organs (liver and kidney).
open.substack.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The Microplastic Concerns Elevate—To the Brain
open.substack.com/pub/erictopo...
open.substack.com/pub/erictopo...
illumination studios gives me microplastic vibes.
April 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
illumination studios gives me microplastic vibes.
Daily consumers of bottled water ingest over 90,000 more microplastic particles than people who drink tap water.
There are no warnings on bottles.
Either companies do not test their products, or conceal the harms to boost profits and exec pay.
What do regulators do?
There are no warnings on bottles.
Either companies do not test their products, or conceal the harms to boost profits and exec pay.
What do regulators do?
Bottled water drinkers ingest 90,000 more microplastic particles each year
New review finds people who drink tap water ingest only about 4,000 microplastic particles a year
www.independent.co.uk
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Daily consumers of bottled water ingest over 90,000 more microplastic particles than people who drink tap water.
There are no warnings on bottles.
Either companies do not test their products, or conceal the harms to boost profits and exec pay.
What do regulators do?
There are no warnings on bottles.
Either companies do not test their products, or conceal the harms to boost profits and exec pay.
What do regulators do?
I, for one, welcome our microplastic overlords
January 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I, for one, welcome our microplastic overlords
formula 1 is all about maximizing microplastic production per kilometer
September 3, 2024 at 5:08 PM
formula 1 is all about maximizing microplastic production per kilometer
and on the 6th day god put microplastic in adam’s balls
July 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
and on the 6th day god put microplastic in adam’s balls
soon i will be 100% microplastic. i will be a macroplastic.
February 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
soon i will be 100% microplastic. i will be a macroplastic.