my microwave has emotes
April 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
my microwave has emotes
time to microwave this halloween bon wip from last year
September 24, 2026 at 10:46 PM
time to microwave this halloween bon wip from last year
I'm gonna make an online microwave simulator.
features:
- realistic microwave sound effects
- +30 seconds button
- rotating turntable with internal lighting
features:
- realistic microwave sound effects
- +30 seconds button
- rotating turntable with internal lighting
December 29, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I'm gonna make an online microwave simulator.
features:
- realistic microwave sound effects
- +30 seconds button
- rotating turntable with internal lighting
features:
- realistic microwave sound effects
- +30 seconds button
- rotating turntable with internal lighting
No way I got Bluesky to work on my microwave ft. @hankgreen.bsky.social
December 8, 2024 at 1:35 AM
No way I got Bluesky to work on my microwave ft. @hankgreen.bsky.social
Girl are you a microwave because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
March 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Girl are you a microwave because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Trump Boys Put Nobel Peace Prize In Microwave https://theonion.com/trump-boys-put-nobel-peace-prize-in-microwave/
January 23, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Trump Boys Put Nobel Peace Prize In Microwave https://theonion.com/trump-boys-put-nobel-peace-prize-in-microwave/
What the chicken nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM:
August 25, 2023 at 1:56 AM
What the chicken nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM:
IS THIS ON A MICROWAVE RIGHT NOW???
December 8, 2024 at 1:51 AM
IS THIS ON A MICROWAVE RIGHT NOW???
Did someone microwave fish? Sure smells fishy.
April 26, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Did someone microwave fish? Sure smells fishy.
I put her in the low-poly microwave 〰️
September 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I put her in the low-poly microwave 〰️
rewarding my microwave by letting it heat up a fork as a treat
just checking in with one of the most influential philosophers alive today
August 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
rewarding my microwave by letting it heat up a fork as a treat
The microwave demands sacrifice
April 26, 2024 at 8:24 PM
The microwave demands sacrifice
val's new ref is done,
fresh out the microwave! 🍽️
fresh out the microwave! 🍽️
October 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
val's new ref is done,
fresh out the microwave! 🍽️
fresh out the microwave! 🍽️
Don't leave your peeps in the microwave for too long
April 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Don't leave your peeps in the microwave for too long
RFK Jr. Reminded Not To Microwave Himself In Office Kitchen https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-reminded-not-to-microwave-himself-in-office-kitchen/
July 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
RFK Jr. Reminded Not To Microwave Himself In Office Kitchen https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-reminded-not-to-microwave-himself-in-office-kitchen/
the last appliance in an empty apartment
March 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
the last appliance in an empty apartment
We should either create a type of microwave you can put metal in or a society where it’s okay if your microwave explodes a lot
November 29, 2024 at 9:00 AM
We should either create a type of microwave you can put metal in or a society where it’s okay if your microwave explodes a lot
the second before the hot dog blows up in the microwave
August 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
the second before the hot dog blows up in the microwave
for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
for the potato fears not death
i forgot to turn on the microwave
April 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i forgot to turn on the microwave
Microwave SMOL shark
September 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Microwave SMOL shark