Now they’re better as holes, jars, or toys.

#GloryHoleBrain #MiddleAgedBrain

I’d post an article link but I don’t remember where I read it I’m afraid #middleagedbrain

All that wear and tear made these fatass white-man brains completely worthless inside their heads. Better off getting buttered, toyed with, or treated like the useless meat they always were.

#MiddleAgedBrain #BrainToy

One still has his full brain exposed with a toy shoved deep into the parietal lobe, labels and all. All that wear and tear made these fatass white-man brains worthless inside their skulls. Better off as jarred product or open holes.

#UselessBrain #MiddleAgedBrain #MayoJarBrain

Listening to @culturefile.bsky.social on Lyric FM this evening, Dr Helen Fielding talking about Phenomenology was fascinating, but the rest of the drive home, all I could think of was... 🎶🎶

#LyricFM #MuppetsForLife #MiddleAgedBrain

Last one in the video and close-ups: early-60s white man, former truck driver who lived on talk radio and energy drinks. Years of empty miles left his exposed brain looking spent and perfect for spreading.

#WearAndTear #MiddleAgedBrain

That awkward moment when you're not actually sure if you added laundry detergent to yesterday's washing and have a large sneaking suspicion that the answer is, "No." 🤦🏼‍♀️ #middleagedbrain

I was making cheeseburgers and when I went to put on the cheese I forgot that I used the last of it last night.
#middleagedbrain