Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
Driving to the gym, windows down, blasting the audiobook for Middlemarch like it’s the song of the summer.
June 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Driving to the gym, windows down, blasting the audiobook for Middlemarch like it’s the song of the summer.
the audiobook of Middlemarch is roughly 12 times longer than the time it takes me to read Middlemarch
this is what it boils down to me, as someone cursed with the kind of brain that finds TikTok shorts to be infuriatingly slow-moving as compared to reading text at hyperspeed until my eyeballs dry out
I can read (and type) much *much* faster than you can speak, unless you are an auctioneer.
June 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
the audiobook of Middlemarch is roughly 12 times longer than the time it takes me to read Middlemarch
Denis Villeneuve’s MIDDLEMARCH
We can't just rely on him every 3 years, we need every studio head to realize the Western Canon is public domain IP that you can adapt free of charge
July 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Denis Villeneuve’s MIDDLEMARCH
okay but what if a 10-year-old thinks moby dick is better than middlemarch, what then. where are they supposed to go
BREAKING: The UK Government confirms that Bluesky will be INCLUDED in the ban on social media for under 16s.
The government said it will be BANNED because it is a “user-to-user platform who purpose is to enable social interaction.”
The government said it will be BANNED because it is a “user-to-user platform who purpose is to enable social interaction.”
June 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
okay but what if a 10-year-old thinks moby dick is better than middlemarch, what then. where are they supposed to go
I did it. I read Middlemarch.
April 19, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I did it. I read Middlemarch.
Imagining a young Reform apparatchik watching my wife's lecture on Middlemarch for hints of wrongthink.
Christopher Monckton calls for all university teaching to be recorded and permanently archived online. "That would stop the communist propaganda dead!"
September 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Imagining a young Reform apparatchik watching my wife's lecture on Middlemarch for hints of wrongthink.
MUPPET MIDDLEMARCH
What should have been the third literary adaptation to finish the MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL and MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND trilogy?
June 20, 2026 at 12:11 PM
MUPPET MIDDLEMARCH
A flight where everyone is reading Middlemarch.
May 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A flight where everyone is reading Middlemarch.
Big Lebowski + Middlemarch crossover
“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like your egoism, man”
“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like your egoism, man”
*taking a long drag
You ever think about the history of man, and how the mysterious mixture behaves under the varying experiments of Time? Or, you know, like, what’s the deal with Saint Theresa?
You ever think about the history of man, and how the mysterious mixture behaves under the varying experiments of Time? Or, you know, like, what’s the deal with Saint Theresa?
September 27, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Big Lebowski + Middlemarch crossover
“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like your egoism, man”
“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like your egoism, man”
It was Middlemarch!!!
October 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
It was Middlemarch!!!
Somebody's goin' home with MIDDLEMARCH
Sickos Haha Yes
Alt: Sickos Haha Yes
static.klipy.com
September 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Somebody's goin' home with MIDDLEMARCH
*glancing around nervously
Bluesky isn’t about popularity, it’s about gathering all 17 Middlemarch lovers together in a single online location!
Bluesky isn’t about popularity, it’s about gathering all 17 Middlemarch lovers together in a single online location!
May 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
*glancing around nervously
Bluesky isn’t about popularity, it’s about gathering all 17 Middlemarch lovers together in a single online location!
Bluesky isn’t about popularity, it’s about gathering all 17 Middlemarch lovers together in a single online location!
I skim-read Middlemarch overnight and handed in a university essay by 3pm the next day. AI is for cowards.
Oh, you can't write a 5-page book report without AI? I fucking wrote 5-page book reports without having read the goddamn book. Get your finger out of your ass.
June 2, 2026 at 9:02 AM
I skim-read Middlemarch overnight and handed in a university essay by 3pm the next day. AI is for cowards.
Off to teach #Middlemarch having just realised I am way older than …. Mr Casaubon
September 24, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Off to teach #Middlemarch having just realised I am way older than …. Mr Casaubon
This site is pretty mid*
*Middlemarch-pilled
*Middlemarch-pilled
If “dicking around” means “Moby-Dick jokes” then yes that is why I primarily post on text-based social media
i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
December 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This site is pretty mid*
*Middlemarch-pilled
*Middlemarch-pilled
A: Yes, "Middlemarch," by George Eliot.
February 4, 2026 at 3:25 PM
A: Yes, "Middlemarch," by George Eliot.
New detective show where an undercover agent named “John Middlemarch” goes undercover in a small provincial town and then the show is just him experiencing the novel Middlemarch.
January 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
New detective show where an undercover agent named “John Middlemarch” goes undercover in a small provincial town and then the show is just him experiencing the novel Middlemarch.
ok, this is my favorite so far:
October 17, 2024 at 3:18 PM
ok, this is my favorite so far:
Finally reading Middlemarch, like I didn’t have midterms to grade. Feels like science fiction to me right now but it is fun.
May 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Finally reading Middlemarch, like I didn’t have midterms to grade. Feels like science fiction to me right now but it is fun.
Might be getting a divorce because my spouse is DNFing Middlemarch
March 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Might be getting a divorce because my spouse is DNFing Middlemarch
Hearing great things about the new novel (checks notes) Middlemarch
I got an email from Audible and am thrilled to share the news that George Eliot has released a brand new title
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Hearing great things about the new novel (checks notes) Middlemarch
Middlemarch update: crazy how good this book is
August 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Middlemarch update: crazy how good this book is