Quite happy that we moved from Mizzourah to Colorado this year. Infinitely better use of my tax dollars here.
September 22, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Quite happy that we moved from Mizzourah to Colorado this year. Infinitely better use of my tax dollars here.
That’s why we just moved west to Colorado.
Tired of my Mizzourah tax dollars being wasted by legislators that ignore me.
Tired of my Mizzourah tax dollars being wasted by legislators that ignore me.
April 25, 2026 at 6:50 PM
That’s why we just moved west to Colorado.
Tired of my Mizzourah tax dollars being wasted by legislators that ignore me.
Tired of my Mizzourah tax dollars being wasted by legislators that ignore me.
that ref just said MIZZOURAH
December 30, 2023 at 4:19 AM
that ref just said MIZZOURAH
So glad I moved from Mizzourah to Colorado. The ridiculous politics there (and waste of my tax money) were two major reasons.
August 20, 2026 at 5:26 PM
So glad I moved from Mizzourah to Colorado. The ridiculous politics there (and waste of my tax money) were two major reasons.
No offense to my Mizzourah friends but the idea of being in a permanent opponent with Mizzou sounds terrible.
Texas, Arkansas, LSU.
Texas, Arkansas, LSU.
August 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
No offense to my Mizzourah friends but the idea of being in a permanent opponent with Mizzou sounds terrible.
Texas, Arkansas, LSU.
Texas, Arkansas, LSU.
States can also decide their preferred spelling of edukayshun
Hawaii will probably go for phonetic
New York will have 10 different ways to spell it
Mizzourah will vote for "show me"
Florida will ban the word
Hawaii will probably go for phonetic
New York will have 10 different ways to spell it
Mizzourah will vote for "show me"
Florida will ban the word
December 3, 2024 at 5:17 PM
States can also decide their preferred spelling of edukayshun
Hawaii will probably go for phonetic
New York will have 10 different ways to spell it
Mizzourah will vote for "show me"
Florida will ban the word
Hawaii will probably go for phonetic
New York will have 10 different ways to spell it
Mizzourah will vote for "show me"
Florida will ban the word
And the Hogs still have two rivalry* games to go.
I'll be dead in my grave before I acknowledge Mizzourah is a rival.
I'll be dead in my grave before I acknowledge Mizzourah is a rival.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
And the Hogs still have two rivalry* games to go.
I'll be dead in my grave before I acknowledge Mizzourah is a rival.
I'll be dead in my grave before I acknowledge Mizzourah is a rival.
Stay safe Minnesota and keep playing those Negative Teen records!
It’s 9 degrees in Mizzourah!
Frozen Weather Solidarity!
It’s 9 degrees in Mizzourah!
Frozen Weather Solidarity!
January 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Stay safe Minnesota and keep playing those Negative Teen records!
It’s 9 degrees in Mizzourah!
Frozen Weather Solidarity!
It’s 9 degrees in Mizzourah!
Frozen Weather Solidarity!
This guy is so unserious.
An embarrassment to Mizzourah every day.
An embarrassment to Mizzourah every day.
July 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This guy is so unserious.
An embarrassment to Mizzourah every day.
An embarrassment to Mizzourah every day.
That’s “Mizzourah Irredenta”, please
November 5, 2024 at 11:31 PM
That’s “Mizzourah Irredenta”, please
First time Colorado voter today!
(I always vote. We moved to Colorado from Mizzourah in April).
(I always vote. We moved to Colorado from Mizzourah in April).
July 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
First time Colorado voter today!
(I always vote. We moved to Colorado from Mizzourah in April).
(I always vote. We moved to Colorado from Mizzourah in April).
excuse me
January 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
excuse me
A beautiful day at the AQHA World Championship Show in OKC after a beautiful OU loss #MizzouRah #OKwx #BoomerNever
November 10, 2024 at 11:08 PM
A beautiful day at the AQHA World Championship Show in OKC after a beautiful OU loss #MizzouRah #OKwx #BoomerNever
Tell me you don’t understand Mizzourah politics without telling me you don’t understand Mizzourah politics.
Enlighten me about exactly what we should do when we have a legislature & Governor who routinely ignore the will of voters?
Our state is already gerrymandered. This will make it worse.
Enlighten me about exactly what we should do when we have a legislature & Governor who routinely ignore the will of voters?
Our state is already gerrymandered. This will make it worse.
September 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Tell me you don’t understand Mizzourah politics without telling me you don’t understand Mizzourah politics.
Enlighten me about exactly what we should do when we have a legislature & Governor who routinely ignore the will of voters?
Our state is already gerrymandered. This will make it worse.
Enlighten me about exactly what we should do when we have a legislature & Governor who routinely ignore the will of voters?
Our state is already gerrymandered. This will make it worse.
So…..
We just moved to Colorado.
I’m happy that my state tax dollars will no longer fund the Mizzourah dysfunctional legislature.
We just moved to Colorado.
I’m happy that my state tax dollars will no longer fund the Mizzourah dysfunctional legislature.
April 21, 2026 at 2:38 AM
So…..
We just moved to Colorado.
I’m happy that my state tax dollars will no longer fund the Mizzourah dysfunctional legislature.
We just moved to Colorado.
I’m happy that my state tax dollars will no longer fund the Mizzourah dysfunctional legislature.
Of course he’s from Mizzourah. Republicans here have been voting against their own best interests for decades 🙄
September 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Of course he’s from Mizzourah. Republicans here have been voting against their own best interests for decades 🙄
I know the Uptown marquee has Thundergong on it because that's Jason's thing, but real ones know Thundergong is in NOVEMBER. You can't fool us, Sudeikis! Make sure Becky Ann Baker says "Mizzourah" next time!
August 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I know the Uptown marquee has Thundergong on it because that's Jason's thing, but real ones know Thundergong is in NOVEMBER. You can't fool us, Sudeikis! Make sure Becky Ann Baker says "Mizzourah" next time!
Call out who you're rooting for at #MarchMadness
I'll go first: #Kansas, #Mizzourah, #Xavier, #Yale (yay Bulldogs!), #Omaha, and #Creighton.
Who are your teams?
I'll go first: #Kansas, #Mizzourah, #Xavier, #Yale (yay Bulldogs!), #Omaha, and #Creighton.
Who are your teams?
March 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Call out who you're rooting for at #MarchMadness
I'll go first: #Kansas, #Mizzourah, #Xavier, #Yale (yay Bulldogs!), #Omaha, and #Creighton.
Who are your teams?
I'll go first: #Kansas, #Mizzourah, #Xavier, #Yale (yay Bulldogs!), #Omaha, and #Creighton.
Who are your teams?
The Mizzourah legislature knows that. They don’t care.
March 4, 2026 at 1:44 PM
The Mizzourah legislature knows that. They don’t care.
Mizzourah is a shithole state.
March 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Mizzourah is a shithole state.
July 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Wow. This would never happen in Mizzourah.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Wow. This would never happen in Mizzourah.
Well-known jerky face from my home state of Mizzourah.
April 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Well-known jerky face from my home state of Mizzourah.
Mizzourah is happy to be rid of him but we regret that he was then inflicted upon the entire nation.
He keeps failing upwards. Maybe this time he will be less dangerous but I don’t have my hopes up.
He keeps failing upwards. Maybe this time he will be less dangerous but I don’t have my hopes up.
February 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Mizzourah is happy to be rid of him but we regret that he was then inflicted upon the entire nation.
He keeps failing upwards. Maybe this time he will be less dangerous but I don’t have my hopes up.
He keeps failing upwards. Maybe this time he will be less dangerous but I don’t have my hopes up.