Orlando is for monorails. We already have monorails. We LOVE monorails. just give us a MONORAIL.
February 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Orlando is for monorails. We already have monorails. We LOVE monorails. just give us a MONORAIL.
Monorails
What's one random positive change you'd love to see in Irelands future (after this week of tensions)
Id love covered electric bike charging points wherever there's electric car charging points. I'd love to be able to cycle into town, do my shopping and cycle back on a full battery.
#SpéirGhorm
Id love covered electric bike charging points wherever there's electric car charging points. I'd love to be able to cycle into town, do my shopping and cycle back on a full battery.
#SpéirGhorm
April 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Monorails
Monorail salesman still selling Monorails
January 31, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Monorail salesman still selling Monorails
March 26, 2026 at 7:37 PM
map of America's "great red cities"
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
map of America's "great red cities"
[tearing up] you want to replace it [sobbing] with.... Monorails
please enjoy this apparently completely sincere post from the other website
April 22, 2024 at 2:53 PM
[tearing up] you want to replace it [sobbing] with.... Monorails
This is what I'd go mad with if I had power, monorails!
February 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This is what I'd go mad with if I had power, monorails!
Wait, 2 has suspended monorails!? :o
June 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Wait, 2 has suspended monorails!? :o
We should’ve built more monorails.
July 24, 2026 at 5:46 PM
We should’ve built more monorails.
You’ve seen monorails with sunsets behind them, well how about a sunset from inside the monorail?
September 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You’ve seen monorails with sunsets behind them, well how about a sunset from inside the monorail?
It's monorails all the way down
One thing I've noticed in chatter around the Silicon Valley guys - the idea that they should just take over - is that they "talk fast." DOGE guy telling NYT he signed up bc he got calls from people who "talked fast." Vance boosters saying "he talks fast and he thinks fast."
Occurs to me that there’s a similarity between these politics grifters & fundamentalist apologetics: Their job isn’t REALLY to make an argument that holds up to reflection or scrutiny. It’s to deliver a performance of “erudite person who agrees with me” so you have permission not to think too hard.
January 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's monorails all the way down
*turns chair backwards* monorails
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
*turns chair backwards* monorails
There are so many Lyle Lanleys out here selling monorails to North Haverbrook
Two men promised a $1.1 million 3D printer could fix this town’s housing crisis.
To this day, the one duplex it printed still isn’t finished. A $590,000 deposit for the printer was forfeited.
And the more reporter Molly Parker asked questions, the weirder things got: propub.li/4nlU1VD
To this day, the one duplex it printed still isn’t finished. A $590,000 deposit for the printer was forfeited.
And the more reporter Molly Parker asked questions, the weirder things got: propub.li/4nlU1VD
June 20, 2026 at 4:47 PM
There are so many Lyle Lanleys out here selling monorails to North Haverbrook
Saw a fascinating modular set up of Alweg monorails at the train show yesterday.
February 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Saw a fascinating modular set up of Alweg monorails at the train show yesterday.
January 19, 2026 at 12:52 AM
(from this book, which is somewhat underwhelming but does include strong elephants-on-monorails content)
September 26, 2026 at 5:31 PM
(from this book, which is somewhat underwhelming but does include strong elephants-on-monorails content)
Other countries get healthcare and monorails. We get shitheads in masks with shock gloves and a mandate to be extremely racist and evil.
POWER TRIP: ICE’s new electric shock gloves are designed to overpower subjects through intense pain. But it turns out there is a simple way to stop them working. Read the full story on @wired.com www.wired.com/story/the-pa...
The Painful Truth of Exactly How ICE’s New Shock Gloves Actually Work
ICE is spending millions on shock gloves designed to overpower subjects through intense, localized pain.
www.wired.com
August 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Other countries get healthcare and monorails. We get shitheads in masks with shock gloves and a mandate to be extremely racist and evil.
Alweg monorails pass through Seattle's Century 21 Exposition, 1962.
March 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Alweg monorails pass through Seattle's Century 21 Exposition, 1962.
Like he’s sold monorails to Ogdenville and North Havenbrook
December 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Like he’s sold monorails to Ogdenville and North Havenbrook
I've sold monorails to Pankhurst, Athelstan and Elizabethtown and by gum it put them on the map!
🚨 NEW: The proposed names the Government is considering calling its new towns
- Elizabethtown (after the Queen)
- Pankhurst (after suffragette Emmeline)
- Attleeton (after ex-PM)
- Athelstan (first King of England)
- Seacole (after nurse Mary)
[@thetimes]
- Elizabethtown (after the Queen)
- Pankhurst (after suffragette Emmeline)
- Attleeton (after ex-PM)
- Athelstan (first King of England)
- Seacole (after nurse Mary)
[@thetimes]
March 21, 2026 at 8:42 AM
I've sold monorails to Pankhurst, Athelstan and Elizabethtown and by gum it put them on the map!
Monorails are sick.
May 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Monorails are sick.
Monorails: Great in any color.
October 21, 2023 at 2:54 PM
Monorails: Great in any color.