I've returned, mortals.
October 12, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I've returned, mortals.
Ken hustles at a level mortals cannot comprehend.
January 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Ken hustles at a level mortals cannot comprehend.
"Really? This is your dying wish? Mortals..."
November 5, 2024 at 5:57 PM
"Really? This is your dying wish? Mortals..."
Murkrow : Pewish you foolish mortals :3c
February 28, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Murkrow : Pewish you foolish mortals :3c
Friendly pro-tip: "Foolish mortals" is a gender-neutral form of address
March 8, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Friendly pro-tip: "Foolish mortals" is a gender-neutral form of address
mf who responds to the absence of god by turning on fellow mortals
April 30, 2026 at 5:03 AM
mf who responds to the absence of god by turning on fellow mortals
Foolish mortals! Tremble before my wife’s lasagna!
April 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Foolish mortals! Tremble before my wife’s lasagna!
Lord, what fucks these mortals be!
September 27, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Lord, what fucks these mortals be!
we are achieving tags never seen before by mortals
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
we are achieving tags never seen before by mortals
HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities.
September 27, 2026 at 1:45 AM
HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities.
Greetings, mortals.
May 30, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Greetings, mortals.
“Lord what fools these fucking mortals be!”
September 27, 2026 at 11:02 AM
“Lord what fools these fucking mortals be!”
I’ve seen things that mere mortals could never comprehend.
June 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I’ve seen things that mere mortals could never comprehend.
(WIP) King Anthony showing the mortals whose really large and in charge~
May 16, 2026 at 9:28 PM
(WIP) King Anthony showing the mortals whose really large and in charge~
What fools these fucking mortals be.
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
September 27, 2026 at 11:42 PM
What fools these fucking mortals be.
August 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“Worship me mortals”
January 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
“Worship me mortals”
Mortals and Immortals 🐺🦊💙
March 12, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Mortals and Immortals 🐺🦊💙
