#Mortgage
Me and two teenagers. This is insane. Full stop insanity. It’s a fucking mortgage for chrissakes.
November 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
“I don’t do politics.”

Well, now you’re doing a 7.5% mortgage.
November 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Epistemic mortgage
My priorities as a viewer
November 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
This evokes memories of GW Bush's mortgage collapse.
November 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
THAT IS A FULL 25% of MY TAKE HOME PAY

MY MORTGAGE IS ALREADY HALF
November 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Haley Stevens was absolutely offered big money … likely millions. Watch her mortgage and bank accounts.
November 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
i should have taken out loans to bet more on Dems

can you mortgage a kidney?
November 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The constant infantilalisation of young trans people is so fucking absurd. These are adults you are talking about Helen. They can vote, they can drive, they can work a full time job, have kids and a mortgage.
"Helen Joyce...said: “Given that we know the vast majority of elective mastectomies relating to gender identity are performed on girls who haven’t reached the crucial age of brain maturity at 25, the sharp rise in the number of these surgeries in recent years is a tragedy."
November 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
That is more than my mortgage for Christ sake, what the fuck
November 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"Ken Paxton has mortgage eyes. One's fixed and the other is a variable".
October 31, 2026 at 4:14 PM
all of this shit just brings me back to when we learned that a company walking away from an underwater mortgage is making a business calculation and a person walking away from an underwater mortgage is a moral failure. fuck off.
November 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
i've been mortgage-free my entire life. ask me how!
October 31, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Remember your manners tonight.
That Halloween candy was a mortgage payment.
October 31, 2026 at 4:38 PM
this is like a grand more than my mortgage jfc
November 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I feel like people are *massively* underrating just how bad the spike in food and mortgage costs is.
November 2, 2026 at 2:37 AM
boys with a mortgage...
November 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
These stories always feel like "ten year old successfully runs two lemonade stands to help parents pay crushing mortgage"
Now THIS is what I love to see!

Texas Southern University students marching to the polls in Houston. The next generation is showing up! ♥️
#SheShed #VoteBlue
November 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I'm in Canada and even without doing the conversion this is more than anyone I knows mortgage payment.
November 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Mortgage markets are also national. There isn't one separate interest rate for Kansas and another one for the rest of the country. When we got our current mortgage in WA we did so online through Northpointe Bank in Grand Rapids MI.
November 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Mai mortgage iz vary reasonabul Taako!
November 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Lloyds’ bank's profits doubled to £2.3bn as mortgage rates were increased to 6%, while Shell doubled its profits to £8bn as fuel prices were increased 40%.

Do you see now that the cost of living, is just the cost of billionaires?
November 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Pictured: Haley Stevens trying to pay her mortgage with smug.
November 2, 2026 at 4:03 AM
apart from everything else about this: what's he showing trump about the mortgage industry?! the mortgage industry is getting absolutely fucking crushed under Trump (despite the industry largely supporting him in 2024).

LoanDepot is about to get fucking delisted lmao
October 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Thank you for the insight Mr Dort! Putting my mortgage on kalshi
November 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Paying your mortgage off early by paying your mortgage off early is a neat trick. Why haven’t more people thought about doing it?
October 31, 2026 at 11:47 AM