“I'm not sure if I fancy it”
Translation: I'd rather roll down a hill made of mousetraps.
Translation: I'd rather roll down a hill made of mousetraps.
December 7, 2024 at 1:26 PM
“I'm not sure if I fancy it”
Translation: I'd rather roll down a hill made of mousetraps.
Translation: I'd rather roll down a hill made of mousetraps.
the mousetraps were insanely erotic
June 1, 2026 at 10:50 AM
the mousetraps were insanely erotic
Grimtooth's Mousetraps
Illustration for a mousetrap patent from 1882
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Grimtooth's Mousetraps
Slugs for Salt!
Mice for Mousetraps!
Vampires for Sunshine!
Mice for Mousetraps!
Vampires for Sunshine!
May 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Slugs for Salt!
Mice for Mousetraps!
Vampires for Sunshine!
Mice for Mousetraps!
Vampires for Sunshine!
If my mouse butt can break mousetraps, so can Lulu's~
November 4, 2024 at 8:13 PM
If my mouse butt can break mousetraps, so can Lulu's~
If you can buy paper towels, Fanta, and mousetraps there the sandwiches are going to kick ass
April 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
If you can buy paper towels, Fanta, and mousetraps there the sandwiches are going to kick ass
you ever put a stick in a mousetrap?
who is setting these mousetraps?
who is setting these mousetraps?
May 28, 2026 at 11:55 AM
you ever put a stick in a mousetrap?
who is setting these mousetraps?
who is setting these mousetraps?
queerbaiting the mousetraps to catch gay ratgirls
August 10, 2024 at 7:16 PM
queerbaiting the mousetraps to catch gay ratgirls
The British state, meanwhile, is preoccupied with the far more important task of rearranging the mousetraps on the Titanic.
People always use the expression ‘rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic’ but fail to consider the possibility that there might have been an optimal deckchair arrangement that would have helped in the circumstances
June 1, 2026 at 2:14 PM
The British state, meanwhile, is preoccupied with the far more important task of rearranging the mousetraps on the Titanic.
My page is a safe place. No hate allowed! Only mallets, dynamite, mousetraps, and laughs!
January 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My page is a safe place. No hate allowed! Only mallets, dynamite, mousetraps, and laughs!
This is the vampire version of those no kill mousetraps
September 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
This is the vampire version of those no kill mousetraps
anyway my point is merely that I hope Sam Altman and all his kind have a tragic accident involving household bleach, household mousetraps, and a high-powered household trebuchet.
May 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
anyway my point is merely that I hope Sam Altman and all his kind have a tragic accident involving household bleach, household mousetraps, and a high-powered household trebuchet.
Merode Altarpiece, 1425: donors witness miracle through garden door, while Joseph busily makes mousetraps. And Mary remains focused on her book! Absolutely wonderful work by Robert Campin, whose day is today.
April 26, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Merode Altarpiece, 1425: donors witness miracle through garden door, while Joseph busily makes mousetraps. And Mary remains focused on her book! Absolutely wonderful work by Robert Campin, whose day is today.
Merode Altarpiece, 1425: donors witness miracle through garden door, while Joseph busily makes mousetraps. And Mary remains focused on her book! Absolutely wonderful work by Robert Campin, whose day is today.
April 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Merode Altarpiece, 1425: donors witness miracle through garden door, while Joseph busily makes mousetraps. And Mary remains focused on her book! Absolutely wonderful work by Robert Campin, whose day is today.
Twitter's current vibe reminds me of my first job in America. Everybody kind of hated each other but there was a bond because we'd all agreed to live a life where every day felt like stepping on mousetraps as a horrible man screamed at you via email
November 19, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Twitter's current vibe reminds me of my first job in America. Everybody kind of hated each other but there was a bond because we'd all agreed to live a life where every day felt like stepping on mousetraps as a horrible man screamed at you via email
Shooting you in the crotch with a shotgun that shoots tiny mousetraps instead of buckshot
September 24, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Shooting you in the crotch with a shotgun that shoots tiny mousetraps instead of buckshot
"What? Sticks are for trees PRETENDING to be human! Real humans put their fingers in mousetraps!"
May 28, 2026 at 1:25 PM
"What? Sticks are for trees PRETENDING to be human! Real humans put their fingers in mousetraps!"
Whoever made the time trial for Egg Expo, I hope you wake up everyday barefoot to a floor full of push pins, mousetraps, bear traps, and 1 lego block.
#sonicracingcrossworlds
#sonicracingcrossworlds
September 11, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Whoever made the time trial for Egg Expo, I hope you wake up everyday barefoot to a floor full of push pins, mousetraps, bear traps, and 1 lego block.
#sonicracingcrossworlds
#sonicracingcrossworlds
We have set three completely ridiculous DIY mousetraps and I have never felt more connected ti the ancestors.
January 28, 2026 at 1:20 AM
We have set three completely ridiculous DIY mousetraps and I have never felt more connected ti the ancestors.
"Dump that reliable old high speed internet and get with a more costly, slower, unreliable internet provider cluttering orbit with space junk!"
This is how Elmo became as rich as he is; not by making the better mousetrap, but getting the government to fund his shittier, less effective mousetraps.
This is how Elmo became as rich as he is; not by making the better mousetrap, but getting the government to fund his shittier, less effective mousetraps.
SpaceX says states should dump fiber plans, give all grant money to Starlink. [Well yes I'm sure they would love that.] arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
SpaceX says states should dump fiber plans, give all grant money to Starlink
SpaceX seeks more cash, calls fiber “wasteful and unnecessary taxpayer spending.”…
arstechnica.com
August 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"Dump that reliable old high speed internet and get with a more costly, slower, unreliable internet provider cluttering orbit with space junk!"
This is how Elmo became as rich as he is; not by making the better mousetrap, but getting the government to fund his shittier, less effective mousetraps.
This is how Elmo became as rich as he is; not by making the better mousetrap, but getting the government to fund his shittier, less effective mousetraps.
mousetraps are over. the bubble’s about to pop. the market is saturated. so its ok if i go get alittle cheese now
February 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
mousetraps are over. the bubble’s about to pop. the market is saturated. so its ok if i go get alittle cheese now
Have you seen the highly esteemed cinematic classic “Mousehunt”? Pretty much like that.
May 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Have you seen the highly esteemed cinematic classic “Mousehunt”? Pretty much like that.