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Author of dark and sundry tales. Sometimes funny stuff too.
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January 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sometimes I have to goof around
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#boiledpotatoes
April 23, 2024 at 10:46 PM
I just saw Pride and Prejudice in theaters for the 20th anniversary and let me just say that having a theater of people say “What excellent boiled potatoes” and then laugh with their whole chest was the best thing that’s happened to me in a while.

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April 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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July 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Drop a teacher.

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February 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Having childhood comfort food for dinner 👌👌
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April 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Everyone else at 5am: 😪💤🛌😴

Me, listening to P&P for the nth time:
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April 28, 2024 at 11:57 PM
One of my favourite sections from A Truth Universally Acknowledged… #MrCollins #Lent
February 16, 2024 at 9:01 AM
#WipSnips 24 Aug 'medal'

Mr Collins, the secondary school teacher is on stage wearing pyjamas.

The Great Hall is thronged with 40 primary school kids.

The annual Pyjama Party.

When the orphanage reciprocates.

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August 24, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I am vastly improving our Christmas dinner by saying comments like "What excellent boiled potatoes! Many years since I've had such an exemplary vegetable!"

My wife is not amused.

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December 25, 2023 at 12:54 PM
If they wave their hands like this when they talk while using a dramatic tone for every mundane and boring thing, run. They are Mr. Collins and will ask for your hand in marriage, or your sister's, or your cousin's... Any available woman, really.
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Her Ladyship is fond of a good blaze, then?
November 26, 2024 at 2:05 AM
The whole fam agrees that Mr. Collins and Rebecca Bois from Better Call Saul are endgame. #BetterCallSaul #BCS #MrCollins #ArthurGlassman #RebeccaBois #AnnCusack
September 12, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Imagining Mr. Collins and Francis Scheff from Better Call Saul making out is giving us all the feels! #BetterCallSaul #BCS #MrCollins #ArthurGlassman #FrancisScheff #JamesEDowling
May 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
February 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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May 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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July 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM