Not trying to take a victory lap, but in America's end times, I'm even more proud of the #Muellerbox every day.

Today's outcomes were predictable. Act to prevent worse outcomes in the future. It's your civic duty.

In service to my vanity, I took a copy of the Daily Oklahoman article about our #MuellerBox to @MichaelsStores yesterday. The associate was kind enough to flirt with me: "Oh, we don't see many celebrities in here!"

With #IMPOTUS dominating the news, #MuellerBox📚circulation has picked up this week: 5 copies of #MuellerReport picked up this week; 80 total.

After some vandalism on Monday, we switched to a clear plastic box until our new mailbox post arrives. MuellerTub is doing just fine.

Hey #okc Twitter: Does anyone recognize this man? He was caught red-handed vandalizing our #MuellerBox a little after 10 this morning.

I'd like to know where to send the bill; also, we should let his friends know that he's the kind of man who is afraid of books. 📚

Good morning, neighbors. If you have the patience to read more than 280 characters of mine in one sitting, my #MuellerBox editorial was published this morning. #ImpeachDonaldTrumpNOW #Oklahoma #okc #oklahomacity

Check it out:

After a week of completely insane news (and a busy week for the #Muellerbox), I made myself an old fashioned. I'm refining a new recipe, so I made a second one just now... you know, for science. 👨‍🔬

A reporter from @TheOklahoman noticed our #MuellerBox last week and stopped by to chat. #MuellerReport

OKC couple give away copies of Mueller report for free

Given away 5 copies so far today, a daily high. #MuellerBox #okc #ReadTheMuellerReport #ReadTheReport 📥🍑 🥔🇺🇸

Read the #MuellerReport. Available online, at your local public library, and anywhere fine books are sold. Also inside this #MuellerBox.

You don't have to take my word for it: read the book.