“Killick! Light along the Saurian brandy, you mumping villain!”
June 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
“Killick! Light along the Saurian brandy, you mumping villain!”
This all stinks of that mumping villain Rousseau, the creature.
June 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
This all stinks of that mumping villain Rousseau, the creature.
jesus mumping christ
We've got mumps in Michigan, too. Ugh.
Mumps case confirmed in Oakland County
Health officials in Oakland County said an adult has mumps.
www.clickondetroit.com
April 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
jesus mumping christ
“Rouse, and kick up a dust before it is too late!—Be not such a parcel of stupid, dunder-headed, blunder-headed, puddle-headed blockheads—Such a tribe of sniveling, driveling, sneaking, slinking, moping, poking, mumping, piti-hammers, mushrooms,..."
April 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
“Rouse, and kick up a dust before it is too late!—Be not such a parcel of stupid, dunder-headed, blunder-headed, puddle-headed blockheads—Such a tribe of sniveling, driveling, sneaking, slinking, moping, poking, mumping, piti-hammers, mushrooms,..."
Well done Palace, chuffed for them. Getting fed up with the Guardiola mumping, stuck to it, and tippy tappy bollocks didn’t win out
May 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Well done Palace, chuffed for them. Getting fed up with the Guardiola mumping, stuck to it, and tippy tappy bollocks didn’t win out
It’s been like this with almost all the new Curtis shows since about 2004. The lads don’t really know what it’s all about but they dimly sense that they’re being criticised in some way, so they always react badly in pretty much this mumping, huffing tone.
June 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It’s been like this with almost all the new Curtis shows since about 2004. The lads don’t really know what it’s all about but they dimly sense that they’re being criticised in some way, so they always react badly in pretty much this mumping, huffing tone.
He actually doesn't give a shit. Just mumping for sympathy shags.
A truly horrific man.
A truly horrific man.
December 14, 2024 at 8:04 PM
He actually doesn't give a shit. Just mumping for sympathy shags.
A truly horrific man.
A truly horrific man.
got mumped
me n the boys going mumping this weekend
feeling mumpy
etc
me n the boys going mumping this weekend
feeling mumpy
etc
April 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
got mumped
me n the boys going mumping this weekend
feeling mumpy
etc
me n the boys going mumping this weekend
feeling mumpy
etc
Works on many levels. Not least of which is old British slang for bribery/grifting. greensdictofslang.com/entry/yba4saa
mumping, n. — Green’s Dictionary of SlangShow quotationsShow quotations
greensdictofslang.com
December 29, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Works on many levels. Not least of which is old British slang for bribery/grifting. greensdictofslang.com/entry/yba4saa
Why are people allowed to drag race down your residential street? Because the people responsible for enforcing the laws are mumping donuts and coffee. Same principle but in 72 point script
November 16, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Why are people allowed to drag race down your residential street? Because the people responsible for enforcing the laws are mumping donuts and coffee. Same principle but in 72 point script
In other news it was 10C (50F) this morning and it felt great!
The weather forecaster mentioned that some areas of Perthshire might have temperatures of around 4C (39F) tonight.
Looking forward to cooler weather.
Remind me of this post when I'm mumping about being too cold in the mid-winter🤪
The weather forecaster mentioned that some areas of Perthshire might have temperatures of around 4C (39F) tonight.
Looking forward to cooler weather.
Remind me of this post when I'm mumping about being too cold in the mid-winter🤪
August 21, 2026 at 9:19 PM
In other news it was 10C (50F) this morning and it felt great!
The weather forecaster mentioned that some areas of Perthshire might have temperatures of around 4C (39F) tonight.
Looking forward to cooler weather.
Remind me of this post when I'm mumping about being too cold in the mid-winter🤪
The weather forecaster mentioned that some areas of Perthshire might have temperatures of around 4C (39F) tonight.
Looking forward to cooler weather.
Remind me of this post when I'm mumping about being too cold in the mid-winter🤪
Passed the new beach works on the open top bus last month. I think it’s looking spectacular. Genuinely think it’ll be fantastic. Don’t know what all the mumping is about. I realise we have other things that need done but this looks ace.
May 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Passed the new beach works on the open top bus last month. I think it’s looking spectacular. Genuinely think it’ll be fantastic. Don’t know what all the mumping is about. I realise we have other things that need done but this looks ace.
Fsr less boring than Mumping Murdo's perpetual whining!
July 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Fsr less boring than Mumping Murdo's perpetual whining!
Spain would’ve settled for a 1-0 like Scotland
Rodri be tearfully mumping aboot no even trying to play football or something
Ps Dixon fk off
Rodri be tearfully mumping aboot no even trying to play football or something
Ps Dixon fk off
June 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Spain would’ve settled for a 1-0 like Scotland
Rodri be tearfully mumping aboot no even trying to play football or something
Ps Dixon fk off
Rodri be tearfully mumping aboot no even trying to play football or something
Ps Dixon fk off
Mouldy Joanne’s mumping her gums again
None of the fake reasons she gives for hating trans people applies to also mocking asexual people but the “horrendous human being” theory holds up
JK Umbridge is going after other queer folks now too.
Such a mean person
Such a mean person
April 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Mouldy Joanne’s mumping her gums again
Hmm. I'd seen that screenshotted today and assumed it was the fascist place. Into the oubliette he goes there to fester and gibber and stand mumping alone.
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Hmm. I'd seen that screenshotted today and assumed it was the fascist place. Into the oubliette he goes there to fester and gibber and stand mumping alone.
Archbishop Harold Holmes by Jack White rocks so fucking hard. I don’t even care that he steals the riff from Whole Lotta Love by those mumping villains Led Zeppelin. Can’t rob a thief.
youtu.be/0FAr1HHb6TU?...
youtu.be/0FAr1HHb6TU?...
May 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Archbishop Harold Holmes by Jack White rocks so fucking hard. I don’t even care that he steals the riff from Whole Lotta Love by those mumping villains Led Zeppelin. Can’t rob a thief.
youtu.be/0FAr1HHb6TU?...
youtu.be/0FAr1HHb6TU?...
All the mumping and moaning...we're in the semi 😂👀👯👀😂
March 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
All the mumping and moaning...we're in the semi 😂👀👯👀😂
Just discovered this comic take on St Thomas’ Day when folk went mumping, or gooding, in the hope of money, food, coal, ale, and candles in exchange perhaps for singing or a sprig of holly or mistletoe. Mumping is an old word for begging although Veinity has a different interpretation. Made me smile
December 23, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Just discovered this comic take on St Thomas’ Day when folk went mumping, or gooding, in the hope of money, food, coal, ale, and candles in exchange perhaps for singing or a sprig of holly or mistletoe. Mumping is an old word for begging although Veinity has a different interpretation. Made me smile
So turn the tables and Reichstag fire his ass instead of mumping online
January 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
So turn the tables and Reichstag fire his ass instead of mumping online
Always amuses me when Spain starts mumping on about Gibraltar. Um, dudes?
November 8, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Always amuses me when Spain starts mumping on about Gibraltar. Um, dudes?
Just seen a kid on the high street doing Penny For The Guy. 'How nice!' I thought; 'Haven't seen that done for years', before realising he's just learning his grifting skills early, the mumping little bastard.
November 2, 2023 at 12:40 PM
Just seen a kid on the high street doing Penny For The Guy. 'How nice!' I thought; 'Haven't seen that done for years', before realising he's just learning his grifting skills early, the mumping little bastard.
police slang of the 1940s from MO:
crumpet ("girls who are easy");
handing him around ("rough stuff meted out in charge room to person who has been violent");
grumble [and grunt] ("rhyming slang for c**t");
mumping ("scrounging by a policeman from stall hodlers"); Wopney ("British born Italian")
crumpet ("girls who are easy");
handing him around ("rough stuff meted out in charge room to person who has been violent");
grumble [and grunt] ("rhyming slang for c**t");
mumping ("scrounging by a policeman from stall hodlers"); Wopney ("British born Italian")
March 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
police slang of the 1940s from MO:
crumpet ("girls who are easy");
handing him around ("rough stuff meted out in charge room to person who has been violent");
grumble [and grunt] ("rhyming slang for c**t");
mumping ("scrounging by a policeman from stall hodlers"); Wopney ("British born Italian")
crumpet ("girls who are easy");
handing him around ("rough stuff meted out in charge room to person who has been violent");
grumble [and grunt] ("rhyming slang for c**t");
mumping ("scrounging by a policeman from stall hodlers"); Wopney ("British born Italian")