#MurderBall
/3 Anyway that’s why there is a big pellet smoker shipping box in the atrium with Murderball sitting on it slowly crushing it
August 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
mario vs murderball coming right up
January 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
/4 I got up early to go through my remarks - a few stories of journalists thrust into extraordinary circumstances that illuminate press freedom. Murderball attempted to convey input by mind meld.
March 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Murderball is on a forced diet and tried to eat my new pop filter
August 12, 2024 at 4:16 PM
hurts to see others living your joyless murderball dreams, but it heals more
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Only thing that matters to this regime and FIFA is money! Murderball
January 26, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Did Murderball get poison ivy?
October 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
good opportunity for some murderball here
FIFA is expecting to agree to wipe all yellow cards at the end of the World Cup group stages and the quarter-finals to reduce danger of players missing knockout matches.

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April 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I mean, what else is in competition? Roman bloodsport and Mesoamerican murderball?
July 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i love gunner stockton because he kinda stinks but in the way you want college football quarterbacks in murderball offenses to kinda stink
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM

26-11 playing murderball
May 8, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Murderball is about 22.5.
January 14, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Murderball is a cat, right?
August 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Murderball adult. Just looks more harmless under covers.
November 9, 2024 at 9:59 PM
/4 My wife appreciates the occasions when I arise first, capture Murderball, and lock him in the bedroom of our middle child, who is at college. Murderball does not appreciate these occasions and typically responds with violence.
September 20, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Do they not understand the beauty of Joyless Murderball?
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
/2 Murderball was put on a diet as a result of a recent vet visit. Wife, assisted by kid2 who lifts, took two cats and was reprimanded by vet. One is merely too heavy and the other is Murderball who is close to creating a black hole.
August 12, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Murderball is starting to look like Medicineball.
February 23, 2024 at 12:40 AM
This is Milo, aka Murderball. More ball than murder these days.
November 14, 2023 at 4:36 PM
murderball became murderbarrel
November 14, 2023 at 4:46 PM
/3 This disrupts my wife’s sleep on the days when she is not arising at dawn to violate some mountain peak. She wakes, she becomes upset, she shouts at Murderball, Murderball yowls louder, and so forth, to some unpleasant denouement between them.
September 20, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Just learnt that my new sport of choice - wheelchair rugby - used to be called murderball.

Massively reframed my thinking about the game! 😂
September 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
That smile. That dammed smile.
Wip of another Murderball

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April 14, 2026 at 11:15 AM
/9 At any rate, for reasons of diplomacy and goodwill and comity in connection with this disparate view, I thought it would be prudent to deposit Murderball when I left at 5:30 this morning. Murderball first acknowledged this as the attention he was due. Then he became violent.
September 20, 2024 at 3:40 PM