Hey Murican folks.
Go vote. Please. Do it.
Go vote. Please. Do it.
November 3, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Hey Murican folks.
Go vote. Please. Do it.
Go vote. Please. Do it.
MURICAN BULLET TRAINS! 🚅
Now that we're in Woke 3.0, what's your dream transportation policy or idea? Sure, ban cars, but what would you like to see in your fantasy version of events? There are no wrong answers, only good and absolutely outstanding answers. Go for it.
November 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
MURICAN BULLET TRAINS! 🚅
cant blieve the two murican parties are the jackass and the elephant nobody wants to address
November 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
cant blieve the two murican parties are the jackass and the elephant nobody wants to address
WE GONNA HAVE THIS BE MURICAN ANDI CANT WAITT
November 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM
WE GONNA HAVE THIS BE MURICAN ANDI CANT WAITT
pronoun field added only after 'murican elections #interesting #noticing 🤔👀
bluesky added a pronouns field today. the day after election night. pronouns really are going back in the bios, you can't make this shit up
November 5, 2026 at 10:10 AM
pronoun field added only after 'murican elections #interesting #noticing 🤔👀
JD Vance pretending that he's anti war thinking we all forgot about those signal chats where he had all the murican flag and eagle emojis when they were bombing civilians in Yemen. I guess most of his target audience probably has forgotten tho.
November 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
JD Vance pretending that he's anti war thinking we all forgot about those signal chats where he had all the murican flag and eagle emojis when they were bombing civilians in Yemen. I guess most of his target audience probably has forgotten tho.
hes ours I tells ya
youse can take our pope from our filthy dead murican hands
youse can take our pope from our filthy dead murican hands
November 6, 2026 at 7:41 AM
hes ours I tells ya
youse can take our pope from our filthy dead murican hands
youse can take our pope from our filthy dead murican hands
Because they are murican nuts. NO THANK YOU!!
November 4, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Because they are murican nuts. NO THANK YOU!!
As a non-Murican, is it fine to make fun of MAGA voters? 😛
November 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
As a non-Murican, is it fine to make fun of MAGA voters? 😛
Canada is continuing on with the mission to diversify.
I want us to move away from the perverse Murican industry ASAP.
Having patience is difficult, but we’re on the right trajectory.
Elbows up! 🇨🇦
I want us to move away from the perverse Murican industry ASAP.
Having patience is difficult, but we’re on the right trajectory.
Elbows up! 🇨🇦
November 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Canada is continuing on with the mission to diversify.
I want us to move away from the perverse Murican industry ASAP.
Having patience is difficult, but we’re on the right trajectory.
Elbows up! 🇨🇦
I want us to move away from the perverse Murican industry ASAP.
Having patience is difficult, but we’re on the right trajectory.
Elbows up! 🇨🇦
'Murican Man O' Wars.....they just can't do war right......
November 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
'Murican Man O' Wars.....they just can't do war right......
'Murican friends, go vote. Its highly important
November 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
'Murican friends, go vote. Its highly important
Kentucky going blue.
Texas going blue
South Carolina going blue.
It's a great night to be a murican.
Texas going blue
South Carolina going blue.
It's a great night to be a murican.
November 4, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Kentucky going blue.
Texas going blue
South Carolina going blue.
It's a great night to be a murican.
Texas going blue
South Carolina going blue.
It's a great night to be a murican.
Hab a grate sleep of peece! Thanx to our Murican frinds for giving us such hope! We know The Youse haz lotsa werk to do naow to fix dis mess but The We kin all be frinds agin. Tank dogs!
November 4, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Hab a grate sleep of peece! Thanx to our Murican frinds for giving us such hope! We know The Youse haz lotsa werk to do naow to fix dis mess but The We kin all be frinds agin. Tank dogs!
I'm not a Murican but I'm seeing that people who aren't openly transphobic have won in Murica.
Is Will Stancil ok? Is he crying? Is he shidding and farding?
Is Will Stancil ok? Is he crying? Is he shidding and farding?
November 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I'm not a Murican but I'm seeing that people who aren't openly transphobic have won in Murica.
Is Will Stancil ok? Is he crying? Is he shidding and farding?
Is Will Stancil ok? Is he crying? Is he shidding and farding?
Hey Michigan, did y'all hear that? We went to war with Ohio over Toledo for nothing!!! They're not even Murican!
November 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Hey Michigan, did y'all hear that? We went to war with Ohio over Toledo for nothing!!! They're not even Murican!
This is why the current machine is fucked beyond repair and needs to be torn down and replaced, not “reformed”.
‘Murican politics both attracts and transforms into self-motivated corrupt capitalism-protection.
‘Murican politics both attracts and transforms into self-motivated corrupt capitalism-protection.
>looking for a new politician
>ask the DSA if their politician is demsoc or socdem
>she doesnt understand
>pull out theory explaining what is demsoc and what is socdem
>she laughs and says "its a good politician comrade"
>look at politician
>its liberal
>ask the DSA if their politician is demsoc or socdem
>she doesnt understand
>pull out theory explaining what is demsoc and what is socdem
>she laughs and says "its a good politician comrade"
>look at politician
>its liberal
November 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
This is why the current machine is fucked beyond repair and needs to be torn down and replaced, not “reformed”.
‘Murican politics both attracts and transforms into self-motivated corrupt capitalism-protection.
‘Murican politics both attracts and transforms into self-motivated corrupt capitalism-protection.
I wouldn't count on Kenney ever being less pro-Republican than any other potential leaders in the CPC. He even refers to CUSMA by its 'Murican name.
Another slap in the face of Canadians.
Another slap in the face of Canadians.
November 5, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I wouldn't count on Kenney ever being less pro-Republican than any other potential leaders in the CPC. He even refers to CUSMA by its 'Murican name.
Another slap in the face of Canadians.
Another slap in the face of Canadians.
I just snorted water up my nose. LOL As long as we don’t speak ‘Murican, I can live with that.
November 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I just snorted water up my nose. LOL As long as we don’t speak ‘Murican, I can live with that.
No idea who the guy is lol
I'm 29 (but I also ain't Murican, so dunno)
I'm 29 (but I also ain't Murican, so dunno)
November 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
No idea who the guy is lol
I'm 29 (but I also ain't Murican, so dunno)
I'm 29 (but I also ain't Murican, so dunno)
Religious extremist and racist, how very Murican
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A Christian nationalist pastor wants to make Moscow, Idaho, a Christian town—a prototype for a future America where only Christians could hold office.
November 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Religious extremist and racist, how very Murican