Image above (via this Men scene) is obviously not from the incident reported below, which surprisingly was not photographed or recorded. You would think that someone with a phone would’ve taken some video of the woman rubbing her pussy. Oh well. Didn’t have this as a way to celebrate 9/11 on my bingo card, via AirLive: > American Airlines Flight AA1779, operated by an Airbus A319 (registration N737US), departed Baltimore/Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport (BWI) at 8:45 p.m. EDT on Friday, September 11, 2026 nearly an hour and a half behind its scheduled 7:10 p.m. departure time. > > The flight was cruising at an altitude of 38,000 feet when flight attendants alerted the cockpit crew to an escalating situation in the front right section of the cabin. > > According to Aircraft Communications Addressing and Reporting System (ACARS) logs transmitted during the flight, the flight’s lead attendant reported that a female passenger seated in row 9, had completely undressed herself and began engaging in explicit, indecent acts in full view of nearby passengers. FA1 REPORTS THAT PAX IN SEAT 9DEF HAS TAKEN OFF ALL HER CLOTHES AND WAS SEEN BY OTHER PAX TOU* HERSELF IN AN INDECENT MANNER. FOM SAYS THIS MUST BE REPORTED TO IOC/OSM AND HAVE LAW ENFORCEMENT. The flight landed safely in Florida (of course) and the woman finger banging her own pussy was taken into custody. And as per usual, here’s my favorite airplane video of all time from 2021 that I’m required to post whenever there’s an airplane story. Simpler times: > Delta flight from Tampa to Atlanta got crazy pic.twitter.com/I9BZUKv3LB > > — ATL Uncensored (@ATLUncensored) December 25, 2021