Elon Musk Appears To Give Nazi Salute
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January 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Elon Musk Appears To Give Nazi Salute
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Jules Verne legit wildly underrated as a namer of characters, Phineas Fogg is just an all time Victorian protagonist name
July 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Jules Verne legit wildly underrated as a namer of characters, Phineas Fogg is just an all time Victorian protagonist name
September 26, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Ursula K. Le Guin - A Wizard of Earthsea
The Master Namer
The Master Namer
July 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Ursula K. Le Guin - A Wizard of Earthsea
The Master Namer
The Master Namer
Drug Smuggling Cat Caught In Costa Rica
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May 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Drug Smuggling Cat Caught In Costa Rica
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Tyra Banks Releases Hot Ice Cream https://theonion.com/tyra-banks-releases-hot-ice-cream/
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Tyra Banks Releases Hot Ice Cream https://theonion.com/tyra-banks-releases-hot-ice-cream/
they named one specifically to delight me. thank you banana apple namer
January 14, 2024 at 11:44 AM
they named one specifically to delight me. thank you banana apple namer
Nail polish color namer
July 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Nail polish color namer
That’s got strong “AWS Product Namer” energy.
If you ever worry about being bad at your job, someone named this animal, which does not eat crabs, the “crabeater seal.”
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January 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
That’s got strong “AWS Product Namer” energy.
Hiker Airlifted After Being Stung By Bees Over 100 Times https://theonion.com/hiker-airlifted-after-being-stung-by-bees-over-100-times/
April 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Hiker Airlifted After Being Stung By Bees Over 100 Times https://theonion.com/hiker-airlifted-after-being-stung-by-bees-over-100-times/
Did somebody appoint Orange Julius the official namer of stuff?
September 22, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Did somebody appoint Orange Julius the official namer of stuff?
it's really funny that she mentions HGTV because this is the most House Hunters-ass career I've ever seen in my life. she's a professional baby namer and her husband makes left-handed bowling balls or something
"'It’s kind of like how everyone wants their house to look like HGTV...A lot of people say they want a name that’s unique or individual. But, when it comes right down to it, they really don’t.'"
I may have made a mistake reading this
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I may have made a mistake reading this
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Meet the San Francisco woman who charges $30,000 to name your baby
Her bespoke naming services include a “baby name branding” campaign, a genealogical investigation designed to ferret out old family names and even a think tank to discuss the top naming options.
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September 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
it's really funny that she mentions HGTV because this is the most House Hunters-ass career I've ever seen in my life. she's a professional baby namer and her husband makes left-handed bowling balls or something
If my last namer were Worthy, I'd name my son Un and tell him he could change it to I'm after he proved himself.
December 21, 2024 at 8:19 PM
If my last namer were Worthy, I'd name my son Un and tell him he could change it to I'm after he proved himself.
@anthropic.com let me be your Chief Producer Namer I think I could come up with some really innovative numbers that are less than 4
February 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
@anthropic.com let me be your Chief Producer Namer I think I could come up with some really innovative numbers that are less than 4
The primus enjoyer when the mud is-namer logs on 😨
March 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The primus enjoyer when the mud is-namer logs on 😨
He even got a three namer?!
July 14, 2024 at 5:33 AM
He even got a three namer?!
May 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I don't know if Paul Thomas Anderson is one of the all time great film directors but I do know he's probably the greatest-of-all-time Film Namer. Zero misses, every title is both fitting to the film and evocative and memorable.
September 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I don't know if Paul Thomas Anderson is one of the all time great film directors but I do know he's probably the greatest-of-all-time Film Namer. Zero misses, every title is both fitting to the film and evocative and memorable.
Pond. James’ Pond.
– secret pond namer James
– secret pond namer James
February 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Pond. James’ Pond.
– secret pond namer James
– secret pond namer James
And he was a great cat namer
January 20, 2024 at 2:39 AM
And he was a great cat namer
i am a legendary group chat namer in case anyone in the american government would like to hire a consultant
March 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i am a legendary group chat namer in case anyone in the american government would like to hire a consultant
(also the Trope Namer itself)
September 22, 2026 at 7:11 PM
(also the Trope Namer itself)
today is my first day working for the mayor as agency namer. havent been this excited about a job in a long time
May 28, 2026 at 2:32 PM
today is my first day working for the mayor as agency namer. havent been this excited about a job in a long time
Sorry but if your namer is or includes something like ”wafflesims” I’m going to preemptively block you when you follow me
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sorry but if your namer is or includes something like ”wafflesims” I’m going to preemptively block you when you follow me
August 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM