Burnham's not a northener, he's a scouser.
September 29, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Burnham's not a northener, he's a scouser.
Absolute Pet Shop Boys stan nirvana with Neil & Chris fronting quartet in stripped-down show at Camden’s Electric Ballroom, feat deep cuts & b-sides. Scenes & singalongs (‘It’s not all football & fags’) during cheeky banger ‘Sexy Northener’ & not a dry eye in house for elegiac ‘Your Funny Uncle’
April 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Absolute Pet Shop Boys stan nirvana with Neil & Chris fronting quartet in stripped-down show at Camden’s Electric Ballroom, feat deep cuts & b-sides. Scenes & singalongs (‘It’s not all football & fags’) during cheeky banger ‘Sexy Northener’ & not a dry eye in house for elegiac ‘Your Funny Uncle’
I really hate being that northener, but...
*looks at thermostat saying -10*
yeah....
*looks at thermostat saying -10*
yeah....
January 21, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I really hate being that northener, but...
*looks at thermostat saying -10*
yeah....
*looks at thermostat saying -10*
yeah....
What do you fertilize with? Northener with first time gardenia in SC...
April 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
What do you fertilize with? Northener with first time gardenia in SC...
A wild Northener has joined us 🥰
November 23, 2024 at 8:46 PM
A wild Northener has joined us 🥰
This will make sense to some people, but moving from Twitter to Bluesky is like a Northener going down to the South for the first time.
November 17, 2024 at 10:13 PM
This will make sense to some people, but moving from Twitter to Bluesky is like a Northener going down to the South for the first time.
It was a nickname given by Top of the Pops magazine, as they all were. She was "scary" cos she was a gobby northener, often with her talons out. Literally nothing racist.
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It was a nickname given by Top of the Pops magazine, as they all were. She was "scary" cos she was a gobby northener, often with her talons out. Literally nothing racist.
Puppy got drunk at round 1 and big backed an entire pizza, was a great birthday hehehehe.
Puppy also leaves for home tomorrow, Texas is stressful and big. Too much for a northener like me.
Puppy also leaves for home tomorrow, Texas is stressful and big. Too much for a northener like me.
Anime Girl Overwhelmed
ALT: Anime Girl Overwhelmed
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August 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Puppy got drunk at round 1 and big backed an entire pizza, was a great birthday hehehehe.
Puppy also leaves for home tomorrow, Texas is stressful and big. Too much for a northener like me.
Puppy also leaves for home tomorrow, Texas is stressful and big. Too much for a northener like me.
Is he playing the left-wing rabble rouser card?. 'Posh Keir' against the poor Northener?.
May 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Is he playing the left-wing rabble rouser card?. 'Posh Keir' against the poor Northener?.
Not me, I'm just a northener who made some bad life choices
September 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Not me, I'm just a northener who made some bad life choices
Im browsing bsky on a train rn if anyone wants to post feralness this friday...
If you hear of a foul mouthed northener getting arrested on Scotrail you'll know this worked 😅
If you hear of a foul mouthed northener getting arrested on Scotrail you'll know this worked 😅
February 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Im browsing bsky on a train rn if anyone wants to post feralness this friday...
If you hear of a foul mouthed northener getting arrested on Scotrail you'll know this worked 😅
If you hear of a foul mouthed northener getting arrested on Scotrail you'll know this worked 😅
I'm a bog standard working class Northener, the ability to live and work in the EU was an incredible gift that I hope more of my ilk can do. When I was a kid it always felt like something that only rich, posh kids could do.
May 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'm a bog standard working class Northener, the ability to live and work in the EU was an incredible gift that I hope more of my ilk can do. When I was a kid it always felt like something that only rich, posh kids could do.
Also, as a northener, imagine having to shovel those sidewalks
April 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Also, as a northener, imagine having to shovel those sidewalks
Every Northener the minute the sun appears after Christmas: ooooh lovely the su- THE ABSOLUTE STATE O THEM WINDOWS!!!
January 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Every Northener the minute the sun appears after Christmas: ooooh lovely the su- THE ABSOLUTE STATE O THEM WINDOWS!!!
Michael Gove, 1987
"We are, at last, experiencing a new empire where the happy south stamps over the cruel, dirty, toothless face of the northener. At last Mrs Thatcher is saying 'I don't give a fig for what half the population because the richer half will keep me in power'."
"We are, at last, experiencing a new empire where the happy south stamps over the cruel, dirty, toothless face of the northener. At last Mrs Thatcher is saying 'I don't give a fig for what half the population because the richer half will keep me in power'."
May 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Michael Gove, 1987
"We are, at last, experiencing a new empire where the happy south stamps over the cruel, dirty, toothless face of the northener. At last Mrs Thatcher is saying 'I don't give a fig for what half the population because the richer half will keep me in power'."
"We are, at last, experiencing a new empire where the happy south stamps over the cruel, dirty, toothless face of the northener. At last Mrs Thatcher is saying 'I don't give a fig for what half the population because the richer half will keep me in power'."
Also from NC. Nevermind that we also deal with id laws and gerrymandering. We have to fight twice as hard as my more Northener friends.
March 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Also from NC. Nevermind that we also deal with id laws and gerrymandering. We have to fight twice as hard as my more Northener friends.
#MusicChallenge
#MemoryMusic
1. My First Job
The Rolling Stones - Factory Girl
Twas a summer job in a local cotton mill (yep, proper Northener me) that my mum sorted out and because I had long hair, some of her workmates initially thought I was a girl. So there ya go 🎧
m.youtube.com/watch?v=AlZ1...
#MemoryMusic
1. My First Job
The Rolling Stones - Factory Girl
Twas a summer job in a local cotton mill (yep, proper Northener me) that my mum sorted out and because I had long hair, some of her workmates initially thought I was a girl. So there ya go 🎧
m.youtube.com/watch?v=AlZ1...
The Rolling Stones - Factory Girl (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ABKCOVEVO
m.youtube.com
December 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
#MusicChallenge
#MemoryMusic
1. My First Job
The Rolling Stones - Factory Girl
Twas a summer job in a local cotton mill (yep, proper Northener me) that my mum sorted out and because I had long hair, some of her workmates initially thought I was a girl. So there ya go 🎧
m.youtube.com/watch?v=AlZ1...
#MemoryMusic
1. My First Job
The Rolling Stones - Factory Girl
Twas a summer job in a local cotton mill (yep, proper Northener me) that my mum sorted out and because I had long hair, some of her workmates initially thought I was a girl. So there ya go 🎧
m.youtube.com/watch?v=AlZ1...
Partner landed a job in Oulu, so here we are. Part-time northener now. ❄️
January 6, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Partner landed a job in Oulu, so here we are. Part-time northener now. ❄️
Born in Middlesbrough. Proper northener
July 25, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Born in Middlesbrough. Proper northener
"Pavement Poetry
Words are a Powerful thing
they can unfold onto a page
or burst onto a Page or
Pavement
Words make us Feel
Words make us heal
Words make Worries Fade
away
now go have the best bloody day"
by The Chubby Northener. King Street #Manchester #Poetry
#BookSky #Books 💙📚
Words are a Powerful thing
they can unfold onto a page
or burst onto a Page or
Pavement
Words make us Feel
Words make us heal
Words make Worries Fade
away
now go have the best bloody day"
by The Chubby Northener. King Street #Manchester #Poetry
#BookSky #Books 💙📚
May 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"Pavement Poetry
Words are a Powerful thing
they can unfold onto a page
or burst onto a Page or
Pavement
Words make us Feel
Words make us heal
Words make Worries Fade
away
now go have the best bloody day"
by The Chubby Northener. King Street #Manchester #Poetry
#BookSky #Books 💙📚
Words are a Powerful thing
they can unfold onto a page
or burst onto a Page or
Pavement
Words make us Feel
Words make us heal
Words make Worries Fade
away
now go have the best bloody day"
by The Chubby Northener. King Street #Manchester #Poetry
#BookSky #Books 💙📚
You could be a Great Northener now 😏
September 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
You could be a Great Northener now 😏
Today I'm so proud and thankful of being a northener, a scandinavian. Because we all have created a democracy for all.
Not flawless by any means, but still lightyears away from the US. Where the US boasted about holding the torch, we evolved in freedom, feminism, diversity and equal rights.
Not flawless by any means, but still lightyears away from the US. Where the US boasted about holding the torch, we evolved in freedom, feminism, diversity and equal rights.
January 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Today I'm so proud and thankful of being a northener, a scandinavian. Because we all have created a democracy for all.
Not flawless by any means, but still lightyears away from the US. Where the US boasted about holding the torch, we evolved in freedom, feminism, diversity and equal rights.
Not flawless by any means, but still lightyears away from the US. Where the US boasted about holding the torch, we evolved in freedom, feminism, diversity and equal rights.
I suggested I should wear a 1950s headscarf if my alopecia gets worse. My Northener said, “you’ve already got the kit, just wear your full fifteenth century outfit, you can use your coif.”
He’s not wrong, per se.
He’s not wrong, per se.
July 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I suggested I should wear a 1950s headscarf if my alopecia gets worse. My Northener said, “you’ve already got the kit, just wear your full fifteenth century outfit, you can use your coif.”
He’s not wrong, per se.
He’s not wrong, per se.
In this electoral aftermath.
Can I recommend @gavinesler.bsky.social's 2021 How Britain Ends.
I'm a Weegie married to a northener with a London born son & I've lived in London & W.Yorks.
His book is a stunning exploration of English nationalism & the 4 nations.
I think I'll read it again this w/end.
Can I recommend @gavinesler.bsky.social's 2021 How Britain Ends.
I'm a Weegie married to a northener with a London born son & I've lived in London & W.Yorks.
His book is a stunning exploration of English nationalism & the 4 nations.
I think I'll read it again this w/end.
May 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
In this electoral aftermath.
Can I recommend @gavinesler.bsky.social's 2021 How Britain Ends.
I'm a Weegie married to a northener with a London born son & I've lived in London & W.Yorks.
His book is a stunning exploration of English nationalism & the 4 nations.
I think I'll read it again this w/end.
Can I recommend @gavinesler.bsky.social's 2021 How Britain Ends.
I'm a Weegie married to a northener with a London born son & I've lived in London & W.Yorks.
His book is a stunning exploration of English nationalism & the 4 nations.
I think I'll read it again this w/end.