bro treated me like an NPC
January 21, 2026 at 8:02 PM
bro treated me like an NPC
Wandering around the apartment muttering “how tall are women, really?” like a video game NPC
September 23, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Wandering around the apartment muttering “how tall are women, really?” like a video game NPC
he looks like an NPC from a fucking PS2 game
February 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
he looks like an NPC from a fucking PS2 game
happy Rising event my shit's hard like 9/11 and my heart burns like jet fuel
September 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
happy Rising event my shit's hard like 9/11 and my heart burns like jet fuel
deus ex npc: i like goth chicks.
jc denton: are we talking bauhaus and siouxsie sioux goth or this more of a psychobilly situation. or maybe more industrial?
deus ex npc:
denton: don't tell me you don't know the difference.
deus ex npc:
deus ex npc: i like goth chicks.
denton: me too.
jc denton: are we talking bauhaus and siouxsie sioux goth or this more of a psychobilly situation. or maybe more industrial?
deus ex npc:
denton: don't tell me you don't know the difference.
deus ex npc:
deus ex npc: i like goth chicks.
denton: me too.
July 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
deus ex npc: i like goth chicks.
jc denton: are we talking bauhaus and siouxsie sioux goth or this more of a psychobilly situation. or maybe more industrial?
deus ex npc:
denton: don't tell me you don't know the difference.
deus ex npc:
deus ex npc: i like goth chicks.
denton: me too.
jc denton: are we talking bauhaus and siouxsie sioux goth or this more of a psychobilly situation. or maybe more industrial?
deus ex npc:
denton: don't tell me you don't know the difference.
deus ex npc:
deus ex npc: i like goth chicks.
denton: me too.
"you look like an NPC trainer from a pokemon game"
September 21, 2025 at 7:41 AM
"you look like an NPC trainer from a pokemon game"
Crude Brent sounds like an NPC from Hellgate London
April 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Crude Brent sounds like an NPC from Hellgate London
Dude. The "npc trap" is (1) using terms like "npc trap" and (2) doing the exact same suck up shit that every other CEO is doing.
bro is hoping it’s not too late to join the bandwagon
January 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Dude. The "npc trap" is (1) using terms like "npc trap" and (2) doing the exact same suck up shit that every other CEO is doing.
This feels like a FromSoft NPC voice clip
Everytime I see the name Brian I think of that dog... the creature.
July 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM
This feels like a FromSoft NPC voice clip
every third pokémon npc says shit like “bridges are miracles… they connect people and hearts… and we wouldn’t have them without pokémon”
March 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
every third pokémon npc says shit like “bridges are miracles… they connect people and hearts… and we wouldn’t have them without pokémon”
Me: Have you heard about the killings?
NPC: Right nasty business. ‘Orrible!
Me: What can you tell me about the local religious sect?
NPC: Strange lot. Give me the creeps. What’s it like to be real?
Me: Huh?
NPC: To kiss a bloke.
Me: Uh
NPC: To feel a bloke’s ‘and on the nape of yer neck.
NPC: Right nasty business. ‘Orrible!
Me: What can you tell me about the local religious sect?
NPC: Strange lot. Give me the creeps. What’s it like to be real?
Me: Huh?
NPC: To kiss a bloke.
Me: Uh
NPC: To feel a bloke’s ‘and on the nape of yer neck.
December 17, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Me: Have you heard about the killings?
NPC: Right nasty business. ‘Orrible!
Me: What can you tell me about the local religious sect?
NPC: Strange lot. Give me the creeps. What’s it like to be real?
Me: Huh?
NPC: To kiss a bloke.
Me: Uh
NPC: To feel a bloke’s ‘and on the nape of yer neck.
NPC: Right nasty business. ‘Orrible!
Me: What can you tell me about the local religious sect?
NPC: Strange lot. Give me the creeps. What’s it like to be real?
Me: Huh?
NPC: To kiss a bloke.
Me: Uh
NPC: To feel a bloke’s ‘and on the nape of yer neck.
TTRPG Folks:
1 like = 1 NPC for you to use in your world
1 like = 1 NPC for you to use in your world
September 15, 2024 at 6:08 PM
TTRPG Folks:
1 like = 1 NPC for you to use in your world
1 like = 1 NPC for you to use in your world
i feel like an equippable item or maybe a tutorial giving npc
May 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i feel like an equippable item or maybe a tutorial giving npc
When you're following an NPC for a quest circa Endwalker - Dawntrail and they're like: WHOSE THERE!?
April 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
When you're following an NPC for a quest circa Endwalker - Dawntrail and they're like: WHOSE THERE!?
“High agency” sounds like another way to say “everyone else is an NPC.”
Coming around to the view that a certain kind of narcissist simply needs Musk to be a genius rather than a fraud, because they want to believe there’s a hereditary Brahmin class of accomplished, beautiful minds—and that they’re a part of that class.
February 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
“High agency” sounds like another way to say “everyone else is an NPC.”
jc denton: tell me more about these "lifehacks".
deus ex npc: you can use a hairclip around long wires, like on headphones, to keep them from getting tangled.
jc: human ingenuity is powerful.
deus ex npc: use a pringles can to hold your pasta.
jc: powerful - and dangerous.
deus ex npc: you can use a hairclip around long wires, like on headphones, to keep them from getting tangled.
jc: human ingenuity is powerful.
deus ex npc: use a pringles can to hold your pasta.
jc: powerful - and dangerous.
August 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
jc denton: tell me more about these "lifehacks".
deus ex npc: you can use a hairclip around long wires, like on headphones, to keep them from getting tangled.
jc: human ingenuity is powerful.
deus ex npc: use a pringles can to hold your pasta.
jc: powerful - and dangerous.
deus ex npc: you can use a hairclip around long wires, like on headphones, to keep them from getting tangled.
jc: human ingenuity is powerful.
deus ex npc: use a pringles can to hold your pasta.
jc: powerful - and dangerous.
M/M? More like NPC/NPC.
January 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
M/M? More like NPC/NPC.
No you don't understand she mentions her like twice, she's obsessed wth her
#ffxiv #npc #7.4spoilers (just in case)
#ffxiv #npc #7.4spoilers (just in case)
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
No you don't understand she mentions her like twice, she's obsessed wth her
#ffxiv #npc #7.4spoilers (just in case)
#ffxiv #npc #7.4spoilers (just in case)
"thinking about NEWSLETTER" like he's a pokemon emerald npc 😭
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"thinking about NEWSLETTER" like he's a pokemon emerald npc 😭
This is literal NPC behavior. It's like she walked up to him and pressed A.
“taylor have you ever considered being wildly less successful?”
September 20, 2023 at 8:57 PM
This is literal NPC behavior. It's like she walked up to him and pressed A.
why does she look like a Skyrim NPC trying to sell me a home in Whiterun?
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
why does she look like a Skyrim NPC trying to sell me a home in Whiterun?
This is what being an NPC must feel like.
October 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is what being an NPC must feel like.
Dude look like a Morrowind NPC now
November 14, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Dude look like a Morrowind NPC now