#NeedCaffeine
Anyone want to send me caffeine money or do y’all not like me like that?👉🏼👈🏼

#needcaffeine #enbyinneed #support
May 11, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Having a stereotypical newborn day after stereotypical toddler night and I look like stereotypical mum of young children #NeedCaffeine #TopKnot
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Good morning! Waking up...slowly. ☕🫥☕

#coffee #needcaffeine
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
At this point, caffeine isn’t a drink—it’s a survival strategy.

#coffeeaddict #sharkmood #tiredhumor #relatableart #needcaffeine #fblifestyle
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Everyone loves the morning after #anthrocon #gaypup #pupplay #needcaffeine
July 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
FINALLY my kid got stitches at 5am. Quick enough procedure, great staff, just not enough of them and too many other things happening in this small town. Now to snag a one hour nap before going to my third training day at work 😵‍💫 #delirious #needcaffeine
June 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Honestly at that stage of pre-pub where I absently thought, 'Do I have anything on next week?', then checked my calendar and half my week is busy. 🤪 #SOS #NeedCaffeine #2MonthsToGo
May 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Confession: this entire bottle will likely be gone by lunchtime. :x #NeedCaffeine
April 12, 2025 at 8:02 AM
@needcaffeine: any of the big newstands at SFO should have a CA atlas
March 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Staying up late to watch the #97thAnnualAcademyAwards when you have to be up at 4am on Monday probably wasn't the best idea. I definitely need another cup of coffee with only 5 hours of sleep.

#Oscars #Adulting #NeedCaffeine
March 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Off to go #antiquing and #witchsupply shopping in #Snohomish with the fiancé! But still not very awake/feeling low energy so need to grab a #dirtychai first and foremost when we get there! #witchsky #needcaffeine #hobbyhunting
February 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This is clearly a 2 Mt. Dew kinda morning #NeedCaffeine
February 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’ve climbed Everest, conquered ice and altitude—but writing is the harder climb. No summit, no finish line—just an endless battle with doubt and the weight of every word. #author #writing #poem #poetry #playwright #needcaffeine on the bright side my newest novel cover I’ve finished designing.
February 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Where is the coffee in the Palm Springs airport beyond the gate… someone could make billions with a simple cart. #entrepreneurial #needcaffeine #palmsprings
February 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Ugh, Tuesday again! 😩 Anyone else feel like this week is dragging? I need a serious dose of ☕ and maybe a 🍩 to get through the day. Thinking about all the fun stuff I'll do this weekend to make up for it, like maybe a trip to 🏞️. #TuesdayBlues #NeedCaffeine #WeekendVibes
February 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Good morning lovely witches! May you all have a blessed day! Needing to brew a caffeine potion today 😂🙈🕯️💜! #gaywitch #wiccasky #pagansky #witchcraft #tuesday #needcaffeine
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December 17, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Hmm. IT conference without Mountain Dew? Never thought I’d see the day #serenaxchange #needcaffeine
December 5, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Ok, new plane, end of a 6 day trip, FAA checkride engine a 14+ hour day, 4 hours of sleep #needcaffeine
December 3, 2024 at 6:03 AM
November 26, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Today's a complete ADHD fog. Can't start, can't focus, can't even pick which thing not to focus on. Some days the quantum mind just needs to spin in its orbit. Tomorrow's another day. #ADHD #BrainFog #NeedCaffeine
November 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 5:29 PM
It feels awkward to type this morning... apparently my fingers haven't gotten the message that it's time to wake up. #NeedCaffeine ☕️
November 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM
I really slept too long... I should not have done that. #needcaffeine #wantAMP
November 25, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Happy Friday everyone! 8 hrs until the theoretical end of work today. Can you tell I'm tired and want a nap? #needcaffeine
November 24, 2024 at 7:59 AM