Sharks DO get cancer, as in this Great White observed in 2014 near Australia.
Every vertebrate species, with long enough observation, will display cancerous growth, because cancer is "baked-in" to multicellularity & the capacity for growth.
Rates vary by species, but *cancer is a constant*.
Every vertebrate species, with long enough observation, will display cancerous growth, because cancer is "baked-in" to multicellularity & the capacity for growth.
Rates vary by species, but *cancer is a constant*.
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Sharks DO get cancer, as in this Great White observed in 2014 near Australia.
Every vertebrate species, with long enough observation, will display cancerous growth, because cancer is "baked-in" to multicellularity & the capacity for growth.
Rates vary by species, but *cancer is a constant*.
Every vertebrate species, with long enough observation, will display cancerous growth, because cancer is "baked-in" to multicellularity & the capacity for growth.
Rates vary by species, but *cancer is a constant*.
MRI shows no new neoplasm in me brain. So the tumor was killed successfully with radiation. It's a mess in my skull, and I'm partially disabled and generally feel bad.
But I'm alive for this fight.
But I'm alive for this fight.
September 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
MRI shows no new neoplasm in me brain. So the tumor was killed successfully with radiation. It's a mess in my skull, and I'm partially disabled and generally feel bad.
But I'm alive for this fight.
But I'm alive for this fight.
8/ Uh, guys?!
Deaths by neoplasm, Canada 2019-2023. Something weird going on the last few years...
neoplasm: any abnormal tissue growth that results in a benign (= harmless) or malignant (= likely to result in death if not treated) tumour. Cambridge Dictionary
Deaths by neoplasm, Canada 2019-2023. Something weird going on the last few years...
neoplasm: any abnormal tissue growth that results in a benign (= harmless) or malignant (= likely to result in death if not treated) tumour. Cambridge Dictionary
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
8/ Uh, guys?!
Deaths by neoplasm, Canada 2019-2023. Something weird going on the last few years...
neoplasm: any abnormal tissue growth that results in a benign (= harmless) or malignant (= likely to result in death if not treated) tumour. Cambridge Dictionary
Deaths by neoplasm, Canada 2019-2023. Something weird going on the last few years...
neoplasm: any abnormal tissue growth that results in a benign (= harmless) or malignant (= likely to result in death if not treated) tumour. Cambridge Dictionary
🔔 WIFEY UPDATE: She wanted to leave nothing to chance, so she got a full PET scan three weeks after her final immunothetapy treatment.
My new favorite words:
"PET-CT shows no evidence of metabolically active neoplasm."
CANCER-FREE.
I recommend getting married to your hero.
My new favorite words:
"PET-CT shows no evidence of metabolically active neoplasm."
CANCER-FREE.
I recommend getting married to your hero.
October 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
🔔 WIFEY UPDATE: She wanted to leave nothing to chance, so she got a full PET scan three weeks after her final immunothetapy treatment.
My new favorite words:
"PET-CT shows no evidence of metabolically active neoplasm."
CANCER-FREE.
I recommend getting married to your hero.
My new favorite words:
"PET-CT shows no evidence of metabolically active neoplasm."
CANCER-FREE.
I recommend getting married to your hero.
These?
C73 Malignant neoplasm of thyroid gland diagnoses, for Australia
C73 Malignant neoplasm of thyroid gland diagnoses, for Australia
April 23, 2026 at 9:43 PM
These?
C73 Malignant neoplasm of thyroid gland diagnoses, for Australia
C73 Malignant neoplasm of thyroid gland diagnoses, for Australia
Cluster of megakaryocytes in "Myeloproliferative neoplasm"
#hemepath #pathology #pathsky #histology #hematology #MPN
#hemepath #pathology #pathsky #histology #hematology #MPN
November 23, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Cluster of megakaryocytes in "Myeloproliferative neoplasm"
#hemepath #pathology #pathsky #histology #hematology #MPN
#hemepath #pathology #pathsky #histology #hematology #MPN
25-29 year olds: cancer and neoplasm related deaths in Sweden (C00-D48).
1/x
1/x
February 26, 2026 at 12:55 PM
25-29 year olds: cancer and neoplasm related deaths in Sweden (C00-D48).
1/x
1/x
Should get a call about getting my hopefully benign neoplasm checked out
September 23, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Should get a call about getting my hopefully benign neoplasm checked out
Lawrence of the Bonneville Salt Flats
Bringing Up Neoplasm
Abd Zhivago
Bringing Up Neoplasm
Abd Zhivago
August 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Lawrence of the Bonneville Salt Flats
Bringing Up Neoplasm
Abd Zhivago
Bringing Up Neoplasm
Abd Zhivago
Cancer Is Building a Maximalist Neoplasm
The New York Times uses the word “maximalist” because it’s afraid to use the word “dictatorship.”
August 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Cancer Is Building a Maximalist Neoplasm
Cancer and neoplasm related deaths in Sweden (C00-D48).
1/x
1/x
February 25, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Cancer and neoplasm related deaths in Sweden (C00-D48).
1/x
1/x
Jumping into 2025 with an endolymphatic sac tumor, a VHL-associated neoplasm arising in the posterior petrous bone of the ear #pathsky #eqbsky #neuropath #entpath
January 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Jumping into 2025 with an endolymphatic sac tumor, a VHL-associated neoplasm arising in the posterior petrous bone of the ear #pathsky #eqbsky #neuropath #entpath
"Architectural neoplasm" is a phenomenon where buildings, without apparent cause, start spreading outwards uncontrollably. If the growth is not quickly excised, it destroys the surrounding environment.
While initially rare, this is starting to happen frequently to data center construction projects.
While initially rare, this is starting to happen frequently to data center construction projects.
September 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"Architectural neoplasm" is a phenomenon where buildings, without apparent cause, start spreading outwards uncontrollably. If the growth is not quickly excised, it destroys the surrounding environment.
While initially rare, this is starting to happen frequently to data center construction projects.
While initially rare, this is starting to happen frequently to data center construction projects.
Common lung neoplasm locations 🫁 #medsky #radsky
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@mmestas.bsky.social
@laurengroner.bsky.social
@pulmpeeps.bsky.social
@mmestas.bsky.social
November 26, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Common lung neoplasm locations 🫁 #medsky #radsky
@laurengroner.bsky.social
@pulmpeeps.bsky.social
@mmestas.bsky.social
@laurengroner.bsky.social
@pulmpeeps.bsky.social
@mmestas.bsky.social
Ro what is your biggest kink
"Is it musk
Is it diapers
I bet it's pet play"
The important bit of all this is the teasing
If you and some other person in a room just started saying "haha Ro has so much blood plasma"
"Plasma cell neoplasm much? Lmao"
Eventually I'd just get a boner
"Is it musk
Is it diapers
I bet it's pet play"
The important bit of all this is the teasing
If you and some other person in a room just started saying "haha Ro has so much blood plasma"
"Plasma cell neoplasm much? Lmao"
Eventually I'd just get a boner
stink as a thing is just not activating me anymore like it did
but I have to be ready for the rest of my life in this community being the stink guy.
The fucked up part being
i never really liked strong smells in earnest
but boy howdy getting teased and teasing RULES
but I have to be ready for the rest of my life in this community being the stink guy.
The fucked up part being
i never really liked strong smells in earnest
but boy howdy getting teased and teasing RULES
February 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ro what is your biggest kink
"Is it musk
Is it diapers
I bet it's pet play"
The important bit of all this is the teasing
If you and some other person in a room just started saying "haha Ro has so much blood plasma"
"Plasma cell neoplasm much? Lmao"
Eventually I'd just get a boner
"Is it musk
Is it diapers
I bet it's pet play"
The important bit of all this is the teasing
If you and some other person in a room just started saying "haha Ro has so much blood plasma"
"Plasma cell neoplasm much? Lmao"
Eventually I'd just get a boner
Went to see a dermatologist about an injury that hasn't healed in YEARS and they have described it in my chart as a Neoplasm of Uncertain Behavior, which I think has to be my X-Men name now.
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Went to see a dermatologist about an injury that hasn't healed in YEARS and they have described it in my chart as a Neoplasm of Uncertain Behavior, which I think has to be my X-Men name now.
So, Wolverine has cells that divide really rapidly. What happens if he gets cancer, which his body doesn't recognize as requiring an immune response. Does he just become a gigantic neoplasm?
June 8, 2024 at 3:24 PM
So, Wolverine has cells that divide really rapidly. What happens if he gets cancer, which his body doesn't recognize as requiring an immune response. Does he just become a gigantic neoplasm?
I am on a research grant funded through Moonshot that is making colorectal cancer screening easier and more convenient. This shouldn't be controversial unless you're a neoplasm.
March 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I am on a research grant funded through Moonshot that is making colorectal cancer screening easier and more convenient. This shouldn't be controversial unless you're a neoplasm.
Just realised that my username on here is literally neoplasm. Do you know what a neoplasm is apart from a cool ass word
January 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Just realised that my username on here is literally neoplasm. Do you know what a neoplasm is apart from a cool ass word