My Nespresso gives great head tbh
December 1, 2024 at 5:54 PM
My Nespresso gives great head tbh
Recreate your own Artemis splashdown with three Tunnocks teacakes and a Nespresso pod
April 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Recreate your own Artemis splashdown with three Tunnocks teacakes and a Nespresso pod
why am I sobbing watching that little Nespresso pod zoot through the atmosphere with its huge ass parachutes
WATCH LIVE: NASA's Artemis II Crew Comes Home (Official Broadcast)
Splashdown incoming!
#ArtemisII #MissionToTheMoon #MoonMission
www.youtube.com/live/nfhDuOH...
Splashdown incoming!
#ArtemisII #MissionToTheMoon #MoonMission
www.youtube.com/live/nfhDuOH...
NASA’s Artemis II Crew Comes Home (Official Broadcast)
YouTube video by NASA
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April 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
why am I sobbing watching that little Nespresso pod zoot through the atmosphere with its huge ass parachutes
three out of five members of my immediate family have asked for a nespresso machine for christmas. we are all just going to be exchanging the exact same nespresso machine with one another
December 7, 2024 at 11:42 PM
three out of five members of my immediate family have asked for a nespresso machine for christmas. we are all just going to be exchanging the exact same nespresso machine with one another
“No me preparó ni un café en 20 años”
Quería una Nespresso, no una pareja.
Quería una Nespresso, no una pareja.
November 19, 2024 at 4:52 PM
“No me preparó ni un café en 20 años”
Quería una Nespresso, no una pareja.
Quería una Nespresso, no una pareja.
I bring non Nespresso recyclable pods to the Nespresso shop. They created the godforsaken things, they can recycle the other brands too.
April 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I bring non Nespresso recyclable pods to the Nespresso shop. They created the godforsaken things, they can recycle the other brands too.
idk who's more happy about the shipment of nespresso, @miamicetta.bsky.social or sam
December 20, 2024 at 7:20 AM
idk who's more happy about the shipment of nespresso, @miamicetta.bsky.social or sam
The Nespresso machine is cool, convenient, and functional and never did Mr. Nespresso declare he was going to make baristas extinct, there’s a lesson there for the current tech people
February 16, 2026 at 1:11 PM
The Nespresso machine is cool, convenient, and functional and never did Mr. Nespresso declare he was going to make baristas extinct, there’s a lesson there for the current tech people
Underrated prop: the Nespresso machine in CONCLAVE
December 24, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Underrated prop: the Nespresso machine in CONCLAVE
Bald gibt es in Österreich mehr Naziparteien als Nespresso-Sorten.
January 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Bald gibt es in Österreich mehr Naziparteien als Nespresso-Sorten.
i bought the INFOWARS breakroom nespresso machine
November 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
i bought the INFOWARS breakroom nespresso machine
it's just so obviously one-sided. if they can talk your interviewer into offering you something from the office breakroom nespresso do they automatically get the job? if not why not
September 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
it's just so obviously one-sided. if they can talk your interviewer into offering you something from the office breakroom nespresso do they automatically get the job? if not why not
makin a fancy coffee ☕️
September 26, 2026 at 7:21 AM
makin a fancy coffee ☕️
what if you get someone a nespresso machine but they sell all their nespresso pods to buy YOU a nespresso machine :(
December 7, 2024 at 11:46 PM
what if you get someone a nespresso machine but they sell all their nespresso pods to buy YOU a nespresso machine :(
Because it’s HUMANITY’S NESPRESSO POD
April 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Because it’s HUMANITY’S NESPRESSO POD
Saoirse Ronan reveals that she thought “Espresso” by Sabrina Carpenter was called “Nespresso” until recently.
February 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Saoirse Ronan reveals that she thought “Espresso” by Sabrina Carpenter was called “Nespresso” until recently.
El primer café ha sido Nespresso y el segundo Dolce Gusto.
Artículo completo:
https://f.mtr.cool/dqdmmohjqu
Artículo completo:
https://f.mtr.cool/dqdmmohjqu
May 21, 2026 at 8:30 AM
El primer café ha sido Nespresso y el segundo Dolce Gusto.
Artículo completo:
https://f.mtr.cool/dqdmmohjqu
Artículo completo:
https://f.mtr.cool/dqdmmohjqu
Dear Nespresso: Give me the gawddamned £420
Also, never let a relative have a direct debit to fucking Nespresso. “We know you’re dead but we’re taking money every month anyway now fuck off” is a helluva a business model. Clooney, I need a word
May 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dear Nespresso: Give me the gawddamned £420
Yeah don’t even think about looking at prices for Nespresso odds.
New record high price for coffee. Anyone who buys coffee knows this one already. fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU00...
Average Price: Coffee, 100%, Ground Roast, All Sizes (Cost per Pound/453.6 Grams) in U.S. City Average
Average Price: Coffee, 100%, Ground Roast, All Sizes (Cost per Pound/453.6 Grams) in U.S. City Average
fred.stlouisfed.org
May 12, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Yeah don’t even think about looking at prices for Nespresso odds.
ela foi de cápsula nespresso
May 5, 2026 at 10:32 AM
ela foi de cápsula nespresso
On my 5th Nespresso pod today
May 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
On my 5th Nespresso pod today
Trying to use a Nespresso machine:
And fuck George Clooney in particular.
December 3, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Trying to use a Nespresso machine: