December 17, 2024 at 10:38 AM
#fakenews. Dudes ear magically grew back. #neverhappened
July 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
#fakenews. Dudes ear magically grew back. #neverhappened
September 23, 2026 at 11:39 AM
1. Magicland versus Pretendland
2. Neverhappened versus DoesntExist
3. MadeUpCountry versus ArchEnemy
4. Kings Landing versus Westeros
5. Don Jr versus Eric
6. Baron Trump versus Candy Crush
7. Nicole Kidman versus Keith Urban
8. Burger King versus McDonalds
2. Neverhappened versus DoesntExist
3. MadeUpCountry versus ArchEnemy
4. Kings Landing versus Westeros
5. Don Jr versus Eric
6. Baron Trump versus Candy Crush
7. Nicole Kidman versus Keith Urban
8. Burger King versus McDonalds
Trump is now claiming to have ended eight wars since he entered office, up from seven last week
September 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
1. Magicland versus Pretendland
2. Neverhappened versus DoesntExist
3. MadeUpCountry versus ArchEnemy
4. Kings Landing versus Westeros
5. Don Jr versus Eric
6. Baron Trump versus Candy Crush
7. Nicole Kidman versus Keith Urban
8. Burger King versus McDonalds
2. Neverhappened versus DoesntExist
3. MadeUpCountry versus ArchEnemy
4. Kings Landing versus Westeros
5. Don Jr versus Eric
6. Baron Trump versus Candy Crush
7. Nicole Kidman versus Keith Urban
8. Burger King versus McDonalds
That would require reading.
#neverhappened
#neverhappened
September 30, 2026 at 12:24 PM
That would require reading.
#neverhappened
#neverhappened
インターネットお絵かきマンなのでお絵かきのゲームを買いました
なかったことに
『ひまわり』 再現度 73.3% 「無難に通過」
#なかったことに #NeverHappened
store.steampowered.com/app/4960800/_/
なかったことに
『ひまわり』 再現度 73.3% 「無難に通過」
#なかったことに #NeverHappened
store.steampowered.com/app/4960800/_/
October 2, 2026 at 1:13 PM
インターネットお絵かきマンなのでお絵かきのゲームを買いました
なかったことに
『ひまわり』 再現度 73.3% 「無難に通過」
#なかったことに #NeverHappened
store.steampowered.com/app/4960800/_/
なかったことに
『ひまわり』 再現度 73.3% 「無難に通過」
#なかったことに #NeverHappened
store.steampowered.com/app/4960800/_/
Oh wow this guy is truly special. #NeverHappened #NotEvenRemotelyTrue
October 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Oh wow this guy is truly special. #NeverHappened #NotEvenRemotelyTrue
Sure Howie, just handed them out to anyone who ponies up, no background check other than their bank balances. #NeverHappened
April 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sure Howie, just handed them out to anyone who ponies up, no background check other than their bank balances. #NeverHappened
This never happened so much that it altered the fabric of reality, making things that did actually happen un-happen.
#trump #blackwomen #blackmaga #neverhappened #noitdidnt
#trump #blackwomen #blackmaga #neverhappened #noitdidnt
Trump: "I see Black women wearing a red MAGA hat last night on television, 'please let the president come in.' You have a force of Black women -- they're like, only Trump. They want Trump to come in. They're all over the place in Chicago."
August 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This never happened so much that it altered the fabric of reality, making things that did actually happen un-happen.
#trump #blackwomen #blackmaga #neverhappened #noitdidnt
#trump #blackwomen #blackmaga #neverhappened #noitdidnt
It makes me SICK that this is on "White House" letterhead.
Even my state of PA has been put on a list to RUIN children's lives and take choices away from their parents.
All in the face of hatred and lies. "They'll come home from school a different gender". #NeverHappened
#ThanksDonaldDump
Even my state of PA has been put on a list to RUIN children's lives and take choices away from their parents.
All in the face of hatred and lies. "They'll come home from school a different gender". #NeverHappened
#ThanksDonaldDump
February 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It makes me SICK that this is on "White House" letterhead.
Even my state of PA has been put on a list to RUIN children's lives and take choices away from their parents.
All in the face of hatred and lies. "They'll come home from school a different gender". #NeverHappened
#ThanksDonaldDump
Even my state of PA has been put on a list to RUIN children's lives and take choices away from their parents.
All in the face of hatred and lies. "They'll come home from school a different gender". #NeverHappened
#ThanksDonaldDump
thinkin' bout half life3 , for no reasonin particular. mayb it wouldve come out sooner ifthey remembered that halflife was like. a quake mod instead of The HyperRealism Innovation Machine. and that innovations should b in service of the FPS game play. thank Goodness that open world HL3 neverhappened
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
thinkin' bout half life3 , for no reasonin particular. mayb it wouldve come out sooner ifthey remembered that halflife was like. a quake mod instead of The HyperRealism Innovation Machine. and that innovations should b in service of the FPS game play. thank Goodness that open world HL3 neverhappened
July 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
fastlarry, you forgot this one:
In August 2016, during a campaign rally in Fayetteville, NC, DJT told the crowd “his Melania” would hold a press conference in the "next couple of weeks" to document + clear up questions regarding her past immigration status & early modeling work in 🇺🇸. #NeverHappened
In August 2016, during a campaign rally in Fayetteville, NC, DJT told the crowd “his Melania” would hold a press conference in the "next couple of weeks" to document + clear up questions regarding her past immigration status & early modeling work in 🇺🇸. #NeverHappened
September 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
fastlarry, you forgot this one:
In August 2016, during a campaign rally in Fayetteville, NC, DJT told the crowd “his Melania” would hold a press conference in the "next couple of weeks" to document + clear up questions regarding her past immigration status & early modeling work in 🇺🇸. #NeverHappened
In August 2016, during a campaign rally in Fayetteville, NC, DJT told the crowd “his Melania” would hold a press conference in the "next couple of weeks" to document + clear up questions regarding her past immigration status & early modeling work in 🇺🇸. #NeverHappened
Wish I could say in the 80s as a naive office junior I was sent to check the fags machine for incoming invoices instead of the fax machine but #neverhappened
June 15, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Wish I could say in the 80s as a naive office junior I was sent to check the fags machine for incoming invoices instead of the fax machine but #neverhappened
Happy Pride! 🌈 thank you Alien Buddha Press for the poetry showcase!
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Alien Buddha Press: Pride Month 2025
Linda M. Crate worry about your own souls thought loving hermeant when i walkedinto church, i would bestruck down by lighteningor burst into flames; but that neverhappened— i thought it meanthellfi…
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June 1, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Happy Pride! 🌈 thank you Alien Buddha Press for the poetry showcase!
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Will the Reich respond with a ##whataboutism or a #neverhappened first?
March 20, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Will the Reich respond with a ##whataboutism or a #neverhappened first?
Trump: I have never received so many phone calls thanking me for what we have done in Washington, D.C., from people that haven't gone to a restaurant literally in four years
August 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"You won't know him though, he goes to a different school."
#neverhappened
#neverhappened
February 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"You won't know him though, he goes to a different school."
#neverhappened
#neverhappened
We know this never happened - #POTUS makes up stories in which he is the hero.
#NeverHappened
#SuperDon
#NeverHappened
#SuperDon
January 16, 2026 at 5:57 PM
We know this never happened - #POTUS makes up stories in which he is the hero.
#NeverHappened
#SuperDon
#NeverHappened
#SuperDon
Das ist nicht subventioniert im engeren Sinne, sondern Querfinanziert, war es bereits immer, ist auch in dieser Höhe (24% der DRV-Einnahmen) nichts neues.
Der Bundesanteil lag nur in einem überschaubaren Zeitraum knapp unter 20%.
Das gro´ an Erzählung sind also Überlieferungen aus neverhappened.
Der Bundesanteil lag nur in einem überschaubaren Zeitraum knapp unter 20%.
Das gro´ an Erzählung sind also Überlieferungen aus neverhappened.
August 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Das ist nicht subventioniert im engeren Sinne, sondern Querfinanziert, war es bereits immer, ist auch in dieser Höhe (24% der DRV-Einnahmen) nichts neues.
Der Bundesanteil lag nur in einem überschaubaren Zeitraum knapp unter 20%.
Das gro´ an Erzählung sind also Überlieferungen aus neverhappened.
Der Bundesanteil lag nur in einem überschaubaren Zeitraum knapp unter 20%.
Das gro´ an Erzählung sind also Überlieferungen aus neverhappened.
No #USAID #SNAP #HealthCare #SatteliteGovtOffices #NoPublicEmployees #Universities #LawFirms #Media #PentagonAccess #Dissention #Oversight #Criticism #LegacyStaff #NoWitnesses #NoDocumentation #NeverHappened #MakingHisOwnOligarchy #DesperateCriminal #StaveOffInevitablePrison #LockHimUp #HeIsSick
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Tell me you’ve ever seen an automatic weapon being fired and believe even a graze would leave no scar whatsoever. #NeverHappened
#FakeBlood
#FakeBlood
May 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Tell me you’ve ever seen an automatic weapon being fired and believe even a graze would leave no scar whatsoever. #NeverHappened
#FakeBlood
#FakeBlood
#dontgeteaten #stolenplate #thewater #goodbyecar #rawvegetablesgg #odysseyistoptier #imgonnausealltenfeet #gymwithac #gokartingisfuckingawesome #acarshowappeared #rugby #whathappensinmiami #neverhappened #onlyyoucanpreventforestfires #selfhelplongjourney #hotpottimelimit #beepboopbopismyfavoritesong
August 8, 2026 at 1:26 PM
#dontgeteaten #stolenplate #thewater #goodbyecar #rawvegetablesgg #odysseyistoptier #imgonnausealltenfeet #gymwithac #gokartingisfuckingawesome #acarshowappeared #rugby #whathappensinmiami #neverhappened #onlyyoucanpreventforestfires #selfhelplongjourney #hotpottimelimit #beepboopbopismyfavoritesong
#NeverHappened
Conspiracy theories are all absurd.
Every single "secret" operation becomes public knowledge - from Teapot Dome to Watergate, COINTELPRO, Iran-Contra, & even the murder of Chilean Ambassador by bombing on Embassy Row
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlando...
Conspiracy theories are all absurd.
Every single "secret" operation becomes public knowledge - from Teapot Dome to Watergate, COINTELPRO, Iran-Contra, & even the murder of Chilean Ambassador by bombing on Embassy Row
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlando...
en.wikipedia.org
July 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
#NeverHappened
Conspiracy theories are all absurd.
Every single "secret" operation becomes public knowledge - from Teapot Dome to Watergate, COINTELPRO, Iran-Contra, & even the murder of Chilean Ambassador by bombing on Embassy Row
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlando...
Conspiracy theories are all absurd.
Every single "secret" operation becomes public knowledge - from Teapot Dome to Watergate, COINTELPRO, Iran-Contra, & even the murder of Chilean Ambassador by bombing on Embassy Row
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlando...