The Führer nominated Fox newsclown Sean Duffy for Secretary of Transportation.
The choice is a genuine surprise — considering who has already been tapped to serve in the next cabinet, I naturally assumed that the Transportation Secretary would be someone who doesn't believe in the wheel.
The choice is a genuine surprise — considering who has already been tapped to serve in the next cabinet, I naturally assumed that the Transportation Secretary would be someone who doesn't believe in the wheel.
November 20, 2024 at 11:37 PM
The Führer nominated Fox newsclown Sean Duffy for Secretary of Transportation.
The choice is a genuine surprise — considering who has already been tapped to serve in the next cabinet, I naturally assumed that the Transportation Secretary would be someone who doesn't believe in the wheel.
The choice is a genuine surprise — considering who has already been tapped to serve in the next cabinet, I naturally assumed that the Transportation Secretary would be someone who doesn't believe in the wheel.
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September 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I give the progressives about 3 weeks to tucker themselves out on Strategic Bitcoin Reserve outrage. Some entertorial newsclown will spin up a new moral or political panic to lead them around by. They'll forget about it before Trump takes the oath.
December 12, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I give the progressives about 3 weeks to tucker themselves out on Strategic Bitcoin Reserve outrage. Some entertorial newsclown will spin up a new moral or political panic to lead them around by. They'll forget about it before Trump takes the oath.
Trump has named Fox newsclown Jeanine Pirro as the interim U.S. attorney in D.C. so that Pete Hegseth will have a drinking buddy.
May 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Trump has named Fox newsclown Jeanine Pirro as the interim U.S. attorney in D.C. so that Pete Hegseth will have a drinking buddy.
When you realise that the world you live in would have seemed uncannily familiar to Philip K Dick, it might be time to rethink, says the h2g2 Post Editor. Ask any newsclown. h2g2.com/entry/A88062...
February 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
When you realise that the world you live in would have seemed uncannily familiar to Philip K Dick, it might be time to rethink, says the h2g2 Post Editor. Ask any newsclown. h2g2.com/entry/A88062...
Soon it’s just going to be rethug influencers repeating “argle-blargle-gabba-gabba-hiss” while the newsclown nods sagely
"Wait, I can say something even MORE untethered from reality! Put ME on!"
Rep. John McGuire: "I don't know if you heard about the BLT sandwich -- using human fetus baby parts in the vaccine when they could've used ivermectin"
July 30, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Soon it’s just going to be rethug influencers repeating “argle-blargle-gabba-gabba-hiss” while the newsclown nods sagely
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We hope not. She opened the border and caused record inflation, CA is already being destroyed by Gavin NewsClown. We don't need more swampy demonrats here.
November 14, 2024 at 5:09 PM
We hope not. She opened the border and caused record inflation, CA is already being destroyed by Gavin NewsClown. We don't need more swampy demonrats here.
Currently, NEWSCLOWN is only *this* incompetent.
![[after all the pomp and circumstance, NEWSCLOWN just looks faintly deadpan-apologetic.]
[peggy: a few frames of the grinning Newsclown, cut and paste, no motion except perhaps a glitch on frame 3 or 4]
NEWSCLOWN: connection failed. invalid timeflow multiplier. no update available. chuckiemaus7777 and albagreen316 are currently out of three-dimensional communications range. you have made an erroneous request. shame on you.[chat gets a tad grumpy]
NEWSCLOWN: WE'LL BE BACK LATER WITH MORE UPDATES, LATER ON! OBVIOUSLY, ALBA AND CHUCKIE WILL BE DONE AND BACK BY THEN! AND THAT'S OKAY![chat is a little rowdy; does a little handy exposition to remind the audience about the Ninth D's accelerated time rate; someone in chat sensibly bitches about how NEWSCLOWN always does this, yet is deluged with clown advocates and somehow manages to lose the ensuing argument]
NEWSCLOWN: WOW, YOU HAVE SOME VERY INSIGHTFUL POINTS THERE! WE UNDERSTAND YOUR CONCERNS! WE'RE IMPROVING ALL THE TIME! [godawful emoji] HONK HONK!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4zjdoyhzhbwpksfpedmp7mzr/bafkreih3bgpmddrrwpvcyev2z65nzh4w5nf4calrpq6dg3bdp2kbjgzqpe)
April 27, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Currently, NEWSCLOWN is only *this* incompetent.