yeah that's pretty much it
August 8, 2024 at 6:12 PM
yeah that's pretty much it
They don’t care about ordinary folks. Just their corporate buddies.
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
They don’t care about ordinary folks. Just their corporate buddies.
Grand Theft Auto VI delayed to May 26, 2026 www.rockstargames.com/newswire/art...
May 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Grand Theft Auto VI delayed to May 26, 2026 www.rockstargames.com/newswire/art...
Grand Theft Auto VI delayed to Nov 19, 2026 www.rockstargames.com/newswire/art...
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Grand Theft Auto VI delayed to Nov 19, 2026 www.rockstargames.com/newswire/art...
Tired of looking at bad newswire bot (Walter Bloomberg), can’t wait to start looking at good newswire bot (FinTwitter Bluesky account)
April 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Tired of looking at bad newswire bot (Walter Bloomberg), can’t wait to start looking at good newswire bot (FinTwitter Bluesky account)
Bleak future ahead
February 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Bleak future ahead
Republicans spent four years non-stop blaming Biden for debt.
The current silence now that they now control the entire government is deafening.
The current silence now that they now control the entire government is deafening.
December 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Republicans spent four years non-stop blaming Biden for debt.
The current silence now that they now control the entire government is deafening.
The current silence now that they now control the entire government is deafening.
May 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I think we’re already there.
March 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I think we’re already there.
All according to plan
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
All according to plan
If I told you how long I've dreamed of an animated newswire on theonion.com, you'd probably believe me but we'd both be embarrassed to have discussed it.
May 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If I told you how long I've dreamed of an animated newswire on theonion.com, you'd probably believe me but we'd both be embarrassed to have discussed it.
Bookmarking this to use whenever Republicans tell me how much they care about the national debt
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Bookmarking this to use whenever Republicans tell me how much they care about the national debt
…jfgdic.
Like, I've talked about how bad an idea it is to place "AI" in administrative positions, and air traffic especially. Where was the review period on this? How is every congresscritter currently clamoring for "AI Pacing" still letting THIS go through??
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Like, I've talked about how bad an idea it is to place "AI" in administrative positions, and air traffic especially. Where was the review period on this? How is every congresscritter currently clamoring for "AI Pacing" still letting THIS go through??
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September 21, 2026 at 2:07 AM
…jfgdic.
Like, I've talked about how bad an idea it is to place "AI" in administrative positions, and air traffic especially. Where was the review period on this? How is every congresscritter currently clamoring for "AI Pacing" still letting THIS go through??
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Like, I've talked about how bad an idea it is to place "AI" in administrative positions, and air traffic especially. Where was the review period on this? How is every congresscritter currently clamoring for "AI Pacing" still letting THIS go through??
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LOL @ the Democrats. These are your heroes?
August 27, 2026 at 4:32 PM
LOL @ the Democrats. These are your heroes?
The tariffs will continue until morale improves
March 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The tariffs will continue until morale improves
look lads. the newswire burst that Xbox CEO Asha Sharma spends "hours" responding to CS tickets - whether true or not - is low hanging corporate propaganda. throw that shit in the trash. it's an insult to your intelligence.
September 15, 2026 at 6:04 AM
look lads. the newswire burst that Xbox CEO Asha Sharma spends "hours" responding to CS tickets - whether true or not - is low hanging corporate propaganda. throw that shit in the trash. it's an insult to your intelligence.
Where are the House Republicans? NOT in D.C., that’s for sure. Speaker Johnson won’t even seat Rep. Grijalva because of the Epstein files.
October 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Where are the House Republicans? NOT in D.C., that’s for sure. Speaker Johnson won’t even seat Rep. Grijalva because of the Epstein files.
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July 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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In case you were wondering how disconnected from reality Donald really is.
August 8, 2024 at 9:53 PM
In case you were wondering how disconnected from reality Donald really is.
May 2, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Damn, what is in those files
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Damn, what is in those files
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May 27, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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