NEWSCASTER: They're calling it Cyclopsmaxxing
July 27, 2026 at 10:26 PM
NEWSCASTER: They're calling it Cyclopsmaxxing
computer culture
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
computer culture
HUMAN RIGHTS ARE NOT A PICK'N'MIX GOODNIGHT
August 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM
HUMAN RIGHTS ARE NOT A PICK'N'MIX GOODNIGHT
Powerful address to California by our governor, but my local NBC4 newscaster just called him “President” Newsom by mistake lol 😂☠️
June 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Powerful address to California by our governor, but my local NBC4 newscaster just called him “President” Newsom by mistake lol 😂☠️
the deadpan presentation by the newscaster
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the deadpan presentation by the newscaster
Reading the screenshot in newscaster voice is incredibly satisfying
That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used
January 21, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Reading the screenshot in newscaster voice is incredibly satisfying
(newscaster voice) they're called microposts, and they're already in your bloodstream
March 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
(newscaster voice) they're called microposts, and they're already in your bloodstream
Breaking Mews! The least cool newscaster from the 50s (probably). I can't stop thinking about them...
#kastyoureyes #furryart
#kastyoureyes #furryart
December 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Breaking Mews! The least cool newscaster from the 50s (probably). I can't stop thinking about them...
#kastyoureyes #furryart
#kastyoureyes #furryart
It’s getting to point where the comparison is unfair to North Korea.
February 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
It’s getting to point where the comparison is unfair to North Korea.
(newscaster voice) they're calling it: Affogato Sunday
August 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
(newscaster voice) they're calling it: Affogato Sunday
(newscaster voice) they're calling it "belling"
I’ve belled @jcsalterego.bsky.social. I may live to regret this.
April 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
(newscaster voice) they're calling it "belling"
Newscaster: Today we witnessed record-breaking 52-week lows
Viewers: *gasp*
Newscaster: at the National Limbo Championship.
Viewers: *clap*
Viewers: *gasp*
Newscaster: at the National Limbo Championship.
Viewers: *clap*
March 20, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Newscaster: Today we witnessed record-breaking 52-week lows
Viewers: *gasp*
Newscaster: at the National Limbo Championship.
Viewers: *clap*
Viewers: *gasp*
Newscaster: at the National Limbo Championship.
Viewers: *clap*
[newscaster voice] indie animation has come a long way since RWBY!
Indie animation is the Internet’s latest craze! It all started some time in 2019. Nobody had ever thought to put cartoons on the Internet before then.
April 10, 2026 at 3:44 AM
[newscaster voice] indie animation has come a long way since RWBY!
/Dr. Steve Brule voice "Gradiss corberbag of all dime?"
January 6, 2024 at 3:54 AM
/Dr. Steve Brule voice "Gradiss corberbag of all dime?"
okay had to draw the goth newscaster from hxh too
March 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
okay had to draw the goth newscaster from hxh too
I hate it when TV hosts read Trump's social media posts with their calm and professional newscaster voices, thereby making them seem less insane.
December 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I hate it when TV hosts read Trump's social media posts with their calm and professional newscaster voices, thereby making them seem less insane.
FOX NEWSCASTER: Moreover there are claims that while at Fox News Hegseth got very drunk and vomited into my desk drawer. A desk drawer. The desk drawer of a colleague. Allegedly.
its wild watching fox reporters being like "hes accused of sexual misconduct and having a drinking problem" while knowing full well the network has an entire HR file on the guy they could release if they wanted to do actual reporting
December 3, 2024 at 11:08 PM
FOX NEWSCASTER: Moreover there are claims that while at Fox News Hegseth got very drunk and vomited into my desk drawer. A desk drawer. The desk drawer of a colleague. Allegedly.
