Got any newts or salamanders?
November 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Got any newts or salamanders?
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November 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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i mean sure they're all contemptible little slimeballs but "newts" feels a little indecorous even for fox news
Newt's list of presidential candidates for the GOP: white 60-something men from the South, plus JD Vance.
November 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
i mean sure they're all contemptible little slimeballs but "newts" feels a little indecorous even for fox news
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November 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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I will be keeping an eye out for shapely newts, bats, owls, tongued dogs to make a series out of this
November 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I will be keeping an eye out for shapely newts, bats, owls, tongued dogs to make a series out of this
When we add in the probability of the order as well, it's clear you should be burned at the stake before you start turning people into newts
November 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
When we add in the probability of the order as well, it's clear you should be burned at the stake before you start turning people into newts
A former landfill in Denham, Buckinghamshire, was meant to be restored as farmland and wildlife habitat: wildflower grassland, ponds for newts, new hedgerows and hunting ground for barn owls. These commitments were secured in a legal agreement with the council. Today skylarks nest across the site.
November 7, 2026 at 9:00 AM
A former landfill in Denham, Buckinghamshire, was meant to be restored as farmland and wildlife habitat: wildflower grassland, ponds for newts, new hedgerows and hunting ground for barn owls. These commitments were secured in a legal agreement with the council. Today skylarks nest across the site.
Make a band fishy
Huey Lewis and the Newts
Huey Lewis and the Newts
Make a band fishy
Eel Pulse.
Eel Pulse.
Ace Of Bass.
November 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Make a band fishy
Huey Lewis and the Newts
Huey Lewis and the Newts
A cat catching colourful newts? God knows!
November 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
A cat catching colourful newts? God knows!
Oh okej I was just mishearing yall.
November 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Oh okej I was just mishearing yall.
i think newts are a quite uncommon
November 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
i think newts are a quite uncommon
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November 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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If you don't find rare bats or owls or newts when surveying for a new office building then you have to introduce them.
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 12:19 PM
If you don't find rare bats or owls or newts when surveying for a new office building then you have to introduce them.
Nice and serene. Any amphibians in this pond? Looks like a good one for newts and frogs.
November 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Nice and serene. Any amphibians in this pond? Looks like a good one for newts and frogs.
Frogs AND newts. Gay.
November 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Frogs AND newts. Gay.
The house has been beset by ants and newts.
November 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
The house has been beset by ants and newts.
I haven't seen any newts in the garden since the hedgehog was spotted 😕
November 3, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I haven't seen any newts in the garden since the hedgehog was spotted 😕
newtificartions buddha
Lizard Dance
Alt: newts doing some kind of hand jive
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November 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
newtificartions buddha
maybe if we just sacrifice a few thousand more Arabs to the ever-thirsting Market, the gods will have mercy upon us and turn our enemies into newts
November 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
maybe if we just sacrifice a few thousand more Arabs to the ever-thirsting Market, the gods will have mercy upon us and turn our enemies into newts
Yep. Used up all of my newts but it was worth it.
November 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Yep. Used up all of my newts but it was worth it.
Erick son of Erick has always been this buffoon typing out an arglebargle of WTF? and the New York Times platforms him in times of distress, for the same reasons newts drop their tails when attacked by predators; a twitching gross distraction so they can scurry away.
Erick Erickson displaying his signature lack of self awareness.
Too many weirdos, you say? You’re definitely not implicated Erick.
Too many weirdos, you say? You’re definitely not implicated Erick.
Opinion | I’m a Republican. We Have Let Too Many Weirdos Into Our Party.
The G.O.P. cannot allow itself to be defined by its radicals.
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Erick son of Erick has always been this buffoon typing out an arglebargle of WTF? and the New York Times platforms him in times of distress, for the same reasons newts drop their tails when attacked by predators; a twitching gross distraction so they can scurry away.
Cuddly newts to take home as merch?
November 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Cuddly newts to take home as merch?