#NicKing
Many tail, for much nicking ;3
August 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
'Chicks dig scars' I sob quietly after nicking my thumb on a cat food lid
December 5, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Nicking tractor diesel
September 28, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Mari Lwyd having (nicking) a pint
December 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The hard men are banged up for nicking bath bombs from Lush
August 22, 2024 at 8:15 AM
STOP NICKING BITS OFF OF OTHER SONGS #totp
October 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Let's have a little séance so we can thank the dead vultures who saved all these historical artefacts by nicking them for their nests!
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October 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just start nicking stuff from supermarkets tbh
Ed Balls: you know who capped prices? Stalin.
May 20, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Yo @MI5 someone keeps nicking my Amazon packaged from the lobby downstairs, I reckon it might be Iran
September 30, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Fly-tipping, nicking diesel, *and* dogging.
And they dare to suggest that men can't multi-task.
September 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicking this off my mate, Ashley 😂
October 20, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I’m nicking this.
Yep; I think people are underestimating the extent to which AI might improve the productivity of people who create problems as well as people who solve them.
July 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Classic British Pastimes

- Morris Dancing
- Colonialism
- Sunday Roasts
- Nicking red diesel
- Dogging
- Transphobia
September 29, 2026 at 7:42 PM
It's finger nicking good.
March 25, 2026 at 10:15 AM
That's why they were nicking diesel.
WHITE HOUSE HAS URGED EUROPEAN UNION TO DRAW DOWN DIESEL EMERGENCY INVENTORIES IN BID TO LOWER GLOBAL PRICES- SOURCES
September 29, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Why would Iran be nicking fuel?
September 30, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Can't help but notice that the people nicking baby formula from Walmart to feed their kid aren't getting glossy write ups in Curbed
March 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
to all the people nicking beer glasses from Clarkson's pub I'd just like to say well done
December 23, 2024 at 11:41 PM
If Trump knows about all the blokes nicking red diesel from farmyards, do you think he knows about the blokes in wet suits nicking balls from golf course ponds too? Asking for a friend ...
September 30, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Nicking diesel. Using barrels.
September 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Nicking petrol, as opposed to calling for it to burn down a hotel.
September 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Mari Winnie nicking cider
January 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This just happened again with ANOTHER NEW post nicking the ancient clapback.
Just seen a man on Insta get 12k likes for a vid where he shows a "what is a woman?" screengrab and he says "someone who covers their drink when you walk in to a room". I don't know who tweeted it originally 7+ years ago but I can't believe it gets stolen SO blatantly SO often and ALWAYS go viral.
February 25, 2026 at 1:35 PM
If you're gonna click-harvest by nicking my content at least tag me. This isn't Threads, ma'am.
July 24, 2026 at 6:14 AM