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Patrick

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Patrick @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social · Mar 14

Bluesky History pt. 1

GENESIS

- Darkness

- Programmers

- Birth of the Shitposters

- Birth of the Skeet

HELLTHREAD DYNASTY

- Birth of the Hellthread

- Death of the Hellthread

- Birth of the Poster’s Chat

- Jimmy Fallon Came to the Wrong Spot Era

November 16, 2024 at 2:44 PM

Patrick

@ninjapleasedj.bsky.social

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Patrick @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social · Mar 14

Bluesky History pt. 3

RENAISSANCE

- Rise of the SWers

- The Fall of the House of Marty

- Corndad Excomunicado.gif

- Healing Era (Kafui Ascension)

- Rise of the New Elders

THE FALL OF MAN

- Mel Has Followed You Era

- Bluesky Goes Public

- The Lamentation of the Fuck Bois Truck C/Fazz

Patrick @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social · Mar 14

Bluesky History pt. 2

DARK AGES

- Scaring the Heauxs Era (Terrence/Adam Cerius Banishment)

- Doug Banishment pt 1 (Douche era)

- 1st Case of Poster’s Madness (King)

- 1st Bluesky Elder banished (Bee)

- Development Team Fuck You Era

November 16, 2024 at 2:46 PM

Mars Capone

@curvemudgeon.bsky.social

Or they'll just continue to suppress wrongthink:
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ninjacooter (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🦂⛧⚷🐦‍🔥 @ninjacooter.bsky.social · Sep 11

Tweet from user @covie_93

Minutes after former President Jimmy Carter's death was announced, Scott Jennings was on CNN calling him a "terrible president" with a "big ego". He wasn't fired. He never apologized.

After Paul Pelosi was attacked, Fox News hosts joked about it on air. They weren't fired. They never apologized.

After Charlie Kirk was killed Mathew Dowd said on MSNBC that he was "divisive" adding, "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which then lead to hateful actions." He was fired after apologizing.

Free speech only goes one way.

September 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM

Patrick

@ninjapleasedj.bsky.social

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Patrick @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social · Mar 14

Bluesky History pt. 2

DARK AGES

- Scaring the Heauxs Era (Terrence/Adam Cerius Banishment)

- Doug Banishment pt 1 (Douche era)

- 1st Case of Poster’s Madness (King)

- 1st Bluesky Elder banished (Bee)

- Development Team Fuck You Era

Patrick @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social · Mar 14

Bluesky History pt. 1

GENESIS

- Darkness

- Programmers

- Birth of the Shitposters

- Birth of the Skeet

HELLTHREAD DYNASTY

- Birth of the Hellthread

- Death of the Hellthread

- Birth of the Poster’s Chat

- Jimmy Fallon Came to the Wrong Spot Era

November 16, 2024 at 2:46 PM

Space Witches, Esq.

@popelizbet.bsky.social

I'm *human* and know sailors I'm very superstitious about water. bsky.app/profile/ninj...

Jennifer R. Povey (she/her) @ninjafingers.bsky.social · Jun 4

Renaming a ship is extremely unlucky and there's no reason he'll mitigate it.

And if they really rename the Harriet Tubman...hoo boy.

(I'm British. I'm superstitious about sea stuff)

June 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM

ninjago daily

@dailyninjago.bsky.social

ninj

December 27, 2024 at 2:35 PM

b3ta

@b3ta.com

Ooooh...

Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11415142

February 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM

Steven W. Hunt

@ninjinister.bsky.social

Ooh did he read my post?
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Steven W. Hunt @ninjinister.bsky.social · Oct 29

All bigots fuck off. Go fall down and get hurt somewhere.

November 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM

PineapplePanda

@pineappepanda.bsky.social

Ninj-nerds
#ninjago

January 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM

b3ta

@b3ta.com

'Tis the season...

Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11424038

January 2, 2026 at 1:34 PM

b3ta

@b3ta.com

:D

Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11427037
From the 'Eggs' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/eggs/popular/ #Eggs

An image made by Ninj posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.

Subject: :D

April 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM

b3ta

@b3ta.com

Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11422013
From the 'Ruin A Bond Poster' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/ruinabondposter/popular/ #RuinABondPoster

October 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM

b3ta

@b3ta.com

This next clip...

Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11425998
From the 'Paul Verhoeven' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/paulverhoeven/popular/ #PaulVerhoeven

An image made by Ninj posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.

Subject: This next clip...

February 28, 2026 at 10:51 PM

Wario64

@wario64.bsky.social

NINJA GAIDEN: Ragebound PS5/Switch physical editions coming Sept 12th from Silver Lining Interactive www.gematsu.com/2025/06/ninj...

June 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM

b3ta

@b3ta.com

Where to?

Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11426117
From the 'Paul Verhoeven' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/paulverhoeven/popular/ #PaulVerhoeven

An image made by Ninj posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.

Subject: Where to?

March 6, 2026 at 9:55 PM

dmarquis ✨️

@d-marquis.bsky.social

Are you familiar with Heather Marsh? This needs to be mandatory reading for all Canadians, for our sovereignty
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ninjacooter (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🦂⛧⚷🐦‍🔥 @ninjacooter.bsky.social · Jan 12

There is a meme that has been spread all year that states that Canada only uses a tiny part of the land and hardly anyone lives here. This is step one to invading a country because It was unoccupied anyway. That is how a great many countries were taken over and the inhabitants exterminated.

That was a declaration of war, why are you laughing? | Binding Chaos

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February 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM

Steven W. Hunt

@ninjinister.bsky.social

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Steven W. Hunt @ninjinister.bsky.social · Oct 24

Pressing that button to reveal even the "Adult Content" on this site will be a coin flip between Woman Existing or full on genitals and/or sexual activity.

January 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM