#Nitwits
CNN too. ONE DAY IS NOT S MARATHON YOU NITWITS

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April 12, 2026 at 2:34 AM
waving a flag is freedom of speech you nitwits
June 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Mornin’ everyone! Who else is ADORING watching the nitwits ripping their idiotic party apart and seeing the orange pinhead bowing down to Elmo? 😁
December 20, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Fucking nitwits
Reporter: Could you please clarify what the military did with the California water per Trump's social media post?

Karoline Leavitt: "The water has been turned back on in California."

Reporter: What was the military's role? Where did the water come from?

Leavitt: "The water was turned on."
January 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
All of the nitwits who wailed and gnashed their teeth because of “government overreach” during the COVID shutdown are just fine with the madness that’s happening now.
June 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
These brainwormed nitwits are going to kill us all.
April 21, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I would simply not have elected a cabal of quacks, cranks, grifters, dingbats and nitwits.
February 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
As @ewan.thekirks.co.uk has previously pointed out: stocks *are already tokens*, you nitwits.
NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE IS BUILDING A VENUE USING BLOCKCHAIN TECHNOLOGY TO ALLOW FOR TRADING TOKENIZED STOCKS AND EXCHANGE-TRADED FUNDS AROUND THE CLOCK
January 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Zelenky's real superpower is refraining from insulting these nitwits in front of the world
February 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Syllabi are 10 pages of boilerplate because of nitwits like this
Maybe the tidiest, most economical undercutting of one's own point I've ever seen
January 9, 2024 at 10:51 PM
First, the porn bots. Then the crypto nitwits. Now, the Illuminati. Ain't life grand.
December 2, 2024 at 4:10 PM
No, he's not going to take care of you, nitwits. You voted for someone bad because you hated us. Smart, huh?
Don't fucking complain, now!
December 26, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Part of Trump’s plan is to name all of these nitwits at once so we can’t focus our outrage on just one.
A Fox News host for Sec. of Defense.

A friend of Putin for Dir. of National Intelligence.

A suspected sex trafficker for Attorney General.

A dog killer for Sec. of Homeland Security.

An anti-vaxxer for Sec. of Health & Human Services.

The lights are flashing 🚨.

Let's get to work.
November 14, 2024 at 9:01 PM
You KNOW that Fox and other MAGA outlets will blame the Dems and the nitwits will, as always, believe them
September 25, 2026 at 2:23 AM
More like nitwits.
May 24, 2026 at 6:08 AM
After a morning of sparring with One Brain Cell nitwits, it’s time for a timeline cleanse…

Happy Saturday! 🤭🤭😂

#SheShed
January 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Because nitwits won't stop asking him.
August 24, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The Democrats in the Senate created a lot of new Independents today.

Congrats, you nitwits.
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“But he’s right about Gaza” 🙄 No he isn’t you credulous nitwits.
September 23, 2026 at 4:00 AM
ICE has become a Trojan horse for rabid Nazis, bloodthirsty Nationalists and gun-toting Nitwits.

People are dying in their custody. Americans are being murdered.

If democrats think rigorous training will fix what amounts to a domestic terror group, they have not been paying attention.
January 18, 2026 at 5:12 AM
My favorite recurring NY Times features is Crude Drawings of Nitwits Next to their Asinine Thoughts
April 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
another incredible unforced error from these nitwits
Melania Trump: The lies linking me with Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. I've never been friends with Epstein. I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell. My email reply to Maxwell cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence.
April 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Good God this administration is real fkn disaster nitwits at every level
October 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits… muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers… bull dykes, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists.

BLAZING SADDLES (1974)

#MelBrooks
September 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM