NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
While Felon47 plays politics, our service members are doing the real work!
Canadian & American pilots continue defending North America together through NORAD!
Leadership divides! Professionals protect!
❤️🇨🇦👊🇺🇸💙
#NORAD
#SheShed
#StrongerTogether
#CanadaAndUSAPilotsSideBySide
Canadian & American pilots continue defending North America together through NORAD!
Leadership divides! Professionals protect!
❤️🇨🇦👊🇺🇸💙
#NORAD
#SheShed
#StrongerTogether
#CanadaAndUSAPilotsSideBySide
July 25, 2026 at 3:05 PM
While Felon47 plays politics, our service members are doing the real work!
Canadian & American pilots continue defending North America together through NORAD!
Leadership divides! Professionals protect!
❤️🇨🇦👊🇺🇸💙
#NORAD
#SheShed
#StrongerTogether
#CanadaAndUSAPilotsSideBySide
Canadian & American pilots continue defending North America together through NORAD!
Leadership divides! Professionals protect!
❤️🇨🇦👊🇺🇸💙
#NORAD
#SheShed
#StrongerTogether
#CanadaAndUSAPilotsSideBySide
Tulsi heading national intelligence is like letting Gwyneth Paltrow command NORAD.
Tulsi Gabbard should not be the Director of National Intelligence.
July 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Tulsi heading national intelligence is like letting Gwyneth Paltrow command NORAD.
The NORAD Santa Tracker is an apex achievement, the reason a nation becomes a superpower.
Official NORAD Tracks Santa
www.noradsanta.org
December 24, 2024 at 1:03 PM
The NORAD Santa Tracker is an apex achievement, the reason a nation becomes a superpower.
Maybe we can hook it into NORAD and STRATCOM, what could go wrong
The U.S. Department of Defense will begin using Grok, the AI chatbot built by Elon Musk’s start-up xAI that came under fire just last week after launching into an antisemitic rant and invoking Adolf Hitler.
Defense Department to begin using Grok, Musk’s controversial AI Model
Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence start-up said its models are now available to federal agencies.
wapo.st
July 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Maybe we can hook it into NORAD and STRATCOM, what could go wrong
NORAD is using "Gulf of Mexico" on their Santa tracker.
That's hilarious!
That's hilarious!
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
NORAD is using "Gulf of Mexico" on their Santa tracker.
That's hilarious!
That's hilarious!
Next week the DMV will be running NORAD.
March 22, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Next week the DMV will be running NORAD.
Moving Space Command away from NORAD is stupid.
Colorado already has the existing ecosystem to support both the command and the operations.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Colorado already has the existing ecosystem to support both the command and the operations.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
September 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Moving Space Command away from NORAD is stupid.
Colorado already has the existing ecosystem to support both the command and the operations.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Colorado already has the existing ecosystem to support both the command and the operations.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
NORAD falls for the “press me” gag 😂
October 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
NORAD falls for the “press me” gag 😂
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
we’re going to find out later that the actual thing under discussion is ending NORAD
May 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
we’re going to find out later that the actual thing under discussion is ending NORAD
Putting Markwayne Mullin in charge of guarding the country is like putting the bouncer from Applebee’s in charge of NORAD.
March 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Putting Markwayne Mullin in charge of guarding the country is like putting the bouncer from Applebee’s in charge of NORAD.
In Tuesday’s full committee hearing, Ranking Member @adamsmith.house.gov asked the NORTHCOM & NORAD Commander about the U.S./Canada air defense partnership and how our national security and our ability to protect our airspace from adversaries would be damaged if Canada were forced out of NORAD.
April 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
In Tuesday’s full committee hearing, Ranking Member @adamsmith.house.gov asked the NORTHCOM & NORAD Commander about the U.S./Canada air defense partnership and how our national security and our ability to protect our airspace from adversaries would be damaged if Canada were forced out of NORAD.
Hegseth: Why are you tracking some fat idiot
NORAD: That's Santa, sir
Hesgseth: Oh and he's got a beard. This guy's a loser
NORAD: He's the father of Christmas, sir
Hegseth: Father of deez nuts
NORAD: Don't you have Christmas plans, sir
NORAD: That's Santa, sir
Hesgseth: Oh and he's got a beard. This guy's a loser
NORAD: He's the father of Christmas, sir
Hegseth: Father of deez nuts
NORAD: Don't you have Christmas plans, sir
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hegseth: Why are you tracking some fat idiot
NORAD: That's Santa, sir
Hesgseth: Oh and he's got a beard. This guy's a loser
NORAD: He's the father of Christmas, sir
Hegseth: Father of deez nuts
NORAD: Don't you have Christmas plans, sir
NORAD: That's Santa, sir
Hesgseth: Oh and he's got a beard. This guy's a loser
NORAD: He's the father of Christmas, sir
Hegseth: Father of deez nuts
NORAD: Don't you have Christmas plans, sir
Fantastic political move. Mind you, these systems just get put under American control via NORAD anyway.
May 27, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Fantastic political move. Mind you, these systems just get put under American control via NORAD anyway.
He’s also converting Mar-a-Lago into NORAD with a shrimp bar.
May 20, 2026 at 1:42 PM
He’s also converting Mar-a-Lago into NORAD with a shrimp bar.
NORAD Santa Tracker www.noradsanta.org/en/map
Official NORAD Tracks Santa
www.noradsanta.org
December 24, 2024 at 11:55 AM
NORAD Santa Tracker www.noradsanta.org/en/map
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
he does realize Golden Dome doesn't work without Canadian NORAD right
Narrator: they were not considering the offer
May 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
he does realize Golden Dome doesn't work without Canadian NORAD right
ACAB means Elf on the Shelf and NORAD Santa tracker, too
December 24, 2024 at 1:36 PM
ACAB means Elf on the Shelf and NORAD Santa tracker, too
July 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
NORAD intercepts third Russian surveillance plane near Alaska in less than a week
NORAD intercepts third Russian surveillance plane near Alaska in less than a week
A Russian intelligence-gathering plane was intercepted in the expansive Alaskan Air Defense Identification Zone, according to NORAD.
www.stripes.com
August 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
NORAD intercepts third Russian surveillance plane near Alaska in less than a week
It's almost time. ⏰️🎅
Official NORAD Tracks Santa
www.noradsanta.org
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It's almost time. ⏰️🎅