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@benniepup1.bsky.social

G'night Pals😴 I's hope's my dreams come true🙏🍊🪦⚰️🙏

#StopTheMadness
#ShitheadInChief
#PedoInTheWhitewashHouse
#NobelPieceOfShitPrize
#BoredOfPeace
#IsHeDeadYet

March 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM

WanderlustAndLip

@spencewilltravel.bsky.social

#NobelPieceOfShitPrize
#epsteinlist
#releasethelist
#diapereddictator
#donthecon
#TACO

January 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM

gecheck.bsky.social

@gecheck.bsky.social

#NobelPieceOfShitPrize💩

January 18, 2026 at 6:21 PM

Benita & Angel Jonesy🐈‍⬛🪽💔🌈

@benniepup1.bsky.social

#NobelPieceOfShitPrize 💩🏆🍊🤡

January 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM

Fles

@fles70.bsky.social

Can I nominate #DonaldTrump for the #NobelPieceOfShitPrize?

January 8, 2026 at 12:08 PM

Sport Ponies 🐎🐴🍁

@sportponies.bsky.social

Tomorrow the #Dementia guy will expect a #NobelPeacePrise

#NobelPieceOfShitPrize

January 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM

Molten Irony (Wade)

@ginsengity.bsky.social

So does this mean emboldened convicted felon #Trump will finally win the #NobelPieceOfShitPrize?🤔
www.axios.com/2025/10/28/i...

Netanyahu orders "powerful" strikes in Gaza as ceasefire breaks down

The ceasefire was Trump's biggest diplomatic accomplishment.

www.axios.com

October 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM

enrich12

@enrich12.bsky.social

Something about sending the military in to terrorize your own citizens blah blah blah blah... #NobelPieceofShitPrize

a close up of donald trump 's face wearing a suit and tie

ALT: a close up of donald trump 's face wearing a suit and tie

media.tenor.com

October 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM

SHOEZQ👠✨

@shoezq.bsky.social

NOW THIS IS ACCURATE AS FUCK 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #trump #NobelPieceOfShitPrize

October 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM

Benita & Angel Jonesy🐈‍⬛🪽💔🌈

@benniepup1.bsky.social

Happy #Friyay Pals! I's not sure if this considered irony but how's come the #PedoPrez so's Hellbent on restoring peace between Israel and Hamas🕊️ Yet at the same time he waging war on his own country💣💥😾

#NobelPieceOfShitPrize 💩🏆
#NotAPeacemaker
#IsHeDeadYet

October 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM

flaco galasso

@egalassoc.bsky.social

De consuelo yo le hubiera dado el #NobelPieceofshitPrize

October 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM

Molten Irony (Wade)

@ginsengity.bsky.social

The only "peace prize" #Trump has earned is the #NobelPieceOfShitPrize 🏆

October 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM

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@robzienc.bsky.social

They forgot to mention he has a cat anus for a mouth.
#PedoPresident
#NobelPieceOfShitPrize

October 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM

Sport Ponies 🐎🐴🍁

@sportponies.bsky.social

#NobelPieceOfShitPrize

Ernest @fintechernest.bsky.social · Sep 5

This is a stretch…

September 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM

Don’t Run With Scissors

@bsky-sam.bsky.social

Can’t disagree with a word of this.

#NobelPieceOfShitPrize #NobelPOS

Fabian Biancardi, PhD @fbiancardi.bsky.social · Aug 26

Trump is the least fit person ever to disgrace the White House and country. Watching him destroy the institutions and norms that have supported the country’s and world’s progress over eight decades has been astonishing. The US is led by a treasonous and felonious imbecilic conman. Shameful.