There’s a nonzero chance Haley attempts to walk this all back tomorrow morning
As I report here ...
- Stevens told numerous high profile Dems last night she was voting for AES
- staff was literally waiting at the unity rally thinking she was about to arrive
- even key Dems who are similarly skeptical of AES are baffled and aghast
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- Stevens told numerous high profile Dems last night she was voting for AES
- staff was literally waiting at the unity rally thinking she was about to arrive
- even key Dems who are similarly skeptical of AES are baffled and aghast
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/haley...
Haley Stevens’ High(est) Profile Meltdown
Let me share a few quick thoughts about former Democratic senate primary...
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November 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
There’s a nonzero chance Haley attempts to walk this all back tomorrow morning
Nonzero chance this is the last Animooz I wear in this size...
Such is the effects of the regression serum, I suppose.
Such is the effects of the regression serum, I suppose.
November 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Nonzero chance this is the last Animooz I wear in this size...
Such is the effects of the regression serum, I suppose.
Such is the effects of the regression serum, I suppose.
Nonzero chance she calls him a “sand [n-slur]” during that epic crashout
November 3, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Nonzero chance she calls him a “sand [n-slur]” during that epic crashout
Feel like there’s a nonzero chance this whole decision was made because she was still drunk from Halloween
Pathetic crybaby Haley Stevens endorses Mike Rogers: defector.com/pathetic-cry...
Pathetic Crybaby Haley Stevens Endorses Mike Rogers | Defector
If one thing’s been made clear through the last decade or so of national politics, it’s that there are John Fettermans hiding in plain sight throughout the Democratic Party. The latest member to don t...
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November 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Feel like there’s a nonzero chance this whole decision was made because she was still drunk from Halloween
the probability here is very low, but it’s still nonzero
November 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
the probability here is very low, but it’s still nonzero
nonzero chance that the fate of the world depends on tucker carlson convincing donald trump to do the right thing.
Panic spread late Sunday as Tucker Carlson warned that the Trump was just days away from deciding whether to use nuclear weapons in his deeply unpopular war against Iran. www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-2...
'I can't sleep': Terror spreads after Trump insider's nuclear attack warning
Panic spread late Sunday as a prominent conservative figure with deep ties to the Donald Trump administration warned that the president was just days away from deciding whether to use nuclear weapons ...
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November 2, 2026 at 1:43 PM
nonzero chance that the fate of the world depends on tucker carlson convincing donald trump to do the right thing.
Montgomery is such a strange choice
True nonzero chance that stunted turnout there costs a statewide Republican an office if things were close already, as big as it is
True nonzero chance that stunted turnout there costs a statewide Republican an office if things were close already, as big as it is
November 1, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Montgomery is such a strange choice
True nonzero chance that stunted turnout there costs a statewide Republican an office if things were close already, as big as it is
True nonzero chance that stunted turnout there costs a statewide Republican an office if things were close already, as big as it is
Tonight I learned they used to sell tentacle doujins of my boss at comiket back in the day, which means there's a nonzero chance that... No......
November 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Tonight I learned they used to sell tentacle doujins of my boss at comiket back in the day, which means there's a nonzero chance that... No......
The answer is no but there is a nonzero number of people who would
October 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The answer is no but there is a nonzero number of people who would
i'm sure there's a nonzero number of people from the UK who would think Livonia is a place in the US because they have no clue where the original is 🤐
November 2, 2026 at 5:46 PM
i'm sure there's a nonzero number of people from the UK who would think Livonia is a place in the US because they have no clue where the original is 🤐
Yep, nonzero.
November 4, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Yep, nonzero.
consequence of gods and demigods living among normal humans i imagine. there's a nonzero chance that your neighbor shares blood with the progenitor god.
October 31, 2026 at 10:11 PM
consequence of gods and demigods living among normal humans i imagine. there's a nonzero chance that your neighbor shares blood with the progenitor god.
(The Count scared me, nonzero chance this is why I don't enjoy math.)
November 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
(The Count scared me, nonzero chance this is why I don't enjoy math.)
Maybe. So in that case he's only partially wrong (many ppl younger than ~35 watched Star Wars with Episode I first, and some nonzero # read The Silmarillion series before LoTR)
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I don't want to defend this guy but I think he means the end of *their* story. I.e. they've already become the villain when we meet them.
November 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Maybe. So in that case he's only partially wrong (many ppl younger than ~35 watched Star Wars with Episode I first, and some nonzero # read The Silmarillion series before LoTR)
bsky.app/profile/mayh...
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I think R Senators are still too afraid of their voters to actually buck Trump. More likely a nonzero number of them just retire early, if anything
Hard for me to see another Jumpin' Jim Jeffords moment these days 🫤
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Hard for me to see another Jumpin' Jim Jeffords moment these days 🫤
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On the other hand if we see that best case there’s probably 9 remaining senators willing to pull the plug…
November 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I think R Senators are still too afraid of their voters to actually buck Trump. More likely a nonzero number of them just retire early, if anything
Hard for me to see another Jumpin' Jim Jeffords moment these days 🫤
bsky.app/profile/vote...
Hard for me to see another Jumpin' Jim Jeffords moment these days 🫤
bsky.app/profile/vote...
nonzero digits should have one syllable names
October 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
nonzero digits should have one syllable names
There is a nonzero chance that I do this look just because and go walking around Seattle because honestly you can just do shit like that here.
November 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
There is a nonzero chance that I do this look just because and go walking around Seattle because honestly you can just do shit like that here.
Nonzero chance I might be temporarily unable to work this month, oh no.
November 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Nonzero chance I might be temporarily unable to work this month, oh no.
rounded to the nearest nonzero hundred
November 3, 2026 at 1:05 AM
rounded to the nearest nonzero hundred
i mean if you believe a nonzero amount of her voters were republicans voting in the open primary that's arguably always been the case
November 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
i mean if you believe a nonzero amount of her voters were republicans voting in the open primary that's arguably always been the case
Honestly, a nonzero chance that tomorrow she just demands everyone vote for her as a 'unity candidate'
Easily the funniest thing that could happen is that Stevens reverses again tomorrow and rescinds her Rogers endorsement so that both parties are mad at her
November 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Honestly, a nonzero chance that tomorrow she just demands everyone vote for her as a 'unity candidate'
Cackling but only because I know there is a nonzero chance "silent new person scared off by everyone talking about their areola" would've absolutely been me
November 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Cackling but only because I know there is a nonzero chance "silent new person scared off by everyone talking about their areola" would've absolutely been me
had stuff to do today but felt downtempo so didn't. Doodle to make the day a nonzero
November 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
had stuff to do today but felt downtempo so didn't. Doodle to make the day a nonzero
The nonzero chance that he loses so badly that it makes him so mad that he dies is my greatest motivation to do anything for the next two days
November 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The nonzero chance that he loses so badly that it makes him so mad that he dies is my greatest motivation to do anything for the next two days
Nonzero possibility that they watched the doc together and decided it was a political roadmap to allow her to endorse Rogers without consequences
November 2, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Nonzero possibility that they watched the doc together and decided it was a political roadmap to allow her to endorse Rogers without consequences