#NormalTimes
The most charitable read is you make a plan on the shelf based on normaltimes assumptions and pull that plan off the shelf without interrogating for the fact that it isn't normaltimes and yup that just still means you're extremely stupid (many such cases unfortunately)
February 19, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Argentina is so #normal normal times #normaltimes
August 21, 2026 at 4:03 PM
normaltimes: blizzard tomorrow night, better go to the grocery store and stock up on essentials

nowtimes: blizzard tomorrow night, cleanse our sins with snow and bury the world around us
February 22, 2026 at 12:37 AM
An oddly comforting thread. For folks who didn't visit DC in the summer during NormalTimes, in the BeforeTimes, know that when the Smithsonian Folklife Festival was on the National Mall was absolutely thronging with people at every stage, at every demo, everywhere.
It is 90 degrees in DC and I am on my way to the Great American State Fair.

This had better be funny, because it sure isn’t going to be good!
July 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I just heard “normaltimes” on the World at One and want to cry a little.
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Agreed, there's all kinds of shady shit going on with this. I've seen a few peoples' posts saying that they're afraid that Pumpkin Spice Palpatine will use them to bomb US. I know that sounds outlandish in normaltimes, but considering who we're talking about? It's actually plausible!
October 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
IN NORMALTIMES that would be enough to impeach and remove Trump. Now mainstream media is STILL reporting Trump as just being Trump as Musk-Trump's irresponsible and morally reprehensible cuts starve and kill people at home and abroad.
March 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
THESE AREN’T NORMALTIMES SO STFU … DEMS NEED TO GO FOR THE JUGULAR
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Questions this raises unrelated to respect:

1) Did you wake up very early today and that explains why it would be the 4th at 13:30?

2) Did you wake up normaltimes but you just drink coffee faster than most?

3) Do you drink coffee from tiny little mouse cups?
February 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
So #Today I’ve seen articles about the #RubleCollapsing and how #TheTrumpTariffs will increase the price of many items for tomatoes to lumber. In #NormalTimes I would have spread the word. Now? I’m not sure what’s real. #WaitAndSee
a black and white photo of a man looking through binoculars with the words wait & see written below him
ALT: a black and white photo of a man looking through binoculars with the words wait & see written below him
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November 27, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Time for my annual effort to do a gif of a Whinchat boinging in the wind- normaltimes I wrap the toes tightly around a stalk like coils but this one y'day was supporting full body weight on left inner and right middle toe no problem.
December 16, 2024 at 11:03 PM