#NotFood
Watermelon is notfood. Girl is trying to gaslight me into believing that I really like watermelon- And that I should eat my dinner... I'm not going to eat watermelon! I don't like it! I have never liked watermelon. I don't eat notfood.
September 19, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Notfood
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Notfood
Girl is getting me strawberries from Costco. Will they be food or NOTFOOD?
January 17, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I'm not the only one who thinks grapes are notfood!
Here she is rejecting being hand fed a grape
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Notfood
October 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Notfood
October 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
These poisonous berries no one eats. Really popular ornamental tree here in Billings though.

#gardening #bush #berries #poisionous #interesting #bluesky #nature #notfood
September 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Cherries are NOTFOOD. Edamame is NOTFOOD. I don't want to chew right now. I want more baby food.
May 25, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Strawberry is notfood.
May 5, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Sweet potato is notfood. It was notfood yesterday and it is notfood today.

(Roasted, but I suspect the NOTFOODness is intrinsic to sweet potato and cooking method doesn't matter. )
March 17, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Sorry to be trivial but maybe trivial is what we need?

Did I tell you that I got a flower pot? I haven't used it since the first day. But today I felt like it was the place to be.

(Yes, I got served Notfood carrot, notfood blueberry and food chicken which escaped...)
April 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Plum is notfood.
July 14, 2024 at 11:28 PM
She did offer to hand feed me, but why would I want to be hand fed NOTFOOD?
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
“hey can you hit duck for me” #notfood #face
November 17, 2023 at 10:39 PM
NOTFOOD
May 7, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Girl is getting me strawberries from Costco. Will they be food or NOTFOOD?
January 17, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Girl served Reptamin Floating Food Sticks for breakfast.

The label did not lie! In the past I found this kind of "object" to be notfood, but this is definitely food! Delicious!
July 29, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Had a picnic lunch of egg (notfood) and banana/strawberry baby notfood. Crawled through it to express my displeasure.

Girl came to check on me and then I had to have a non-consensual bath because I had ants. At least someone was enjoying that terrible lunch!
August 24, 2024 at 8:46 PM
I had a few bites but you know it. It really was giving notfood vibes. The ladies didn't eat anything.

She used very, very disrespectful language as she was scraping cricket legs and mealworms into the garbage as she was trying not to vomit.
September 21, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Girl served a hard-boiled egg and tomato for breakfast. NOTFOOD!
March 4, 2024 at 1:54 PM
NOTFOOD blueberry for breakfast
4 out of 4 turtles reject this meal

Here Harley and Little Girl show their disdain.
July 1, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Tofu is NOTFOOD.

And as I keep saying- It's winter. Nobody eats in winter.
November 1, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Notfood! Endangered! *earflat*
June 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM