Everyone wanted the Epstein files. Nobody was ready for the Epstein files.
📂😈 #EpsteinFiles
🍿😱 #NotReady
🐭❌ #NotMickey
🎅💀 #NotSanta
👵😭 #NotTheGoldenGirls
🔗 politico.com/news/2025/12/09/ghislaine-maxwell-epstein-files-grand-jury

And importantly, you will fall into a legal oubliette if your Notmickey Mouse character is not clearly a copy or transformation of the mouse as he appeared _in Steamboat Willie_. The modern incarnation has a separate copyright timer going.